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Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.

The First Lesson

An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.

An Inspector Calls

Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

A Fate Worse Than Death

Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

All Through the Night

Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

The Best Things in Life

It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.

Come Back, All Is Forgiven

In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

The Cheating Game

Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

Better to Have Loved and Lost

Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.

Kill or Cure

Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

Hello Sailor

Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

A Point of Honour

Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

How's Your Father

The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

The Examination

At the start of the new school year, Mr Brown has two new students, Zoltán Szabo from Hungary and Swedish au pair, Ingrid Svenson.

All Present If Not Correct

It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

Queen for a Day

Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

Brief Re-Encounter

Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

Many Happy Returns

A road trip is planned for the class, but nothing goes according to plan.

Don't Forget the Driver

Jeremy's flat is being redecorated so Giovanni and Max invite him to spend the night at their place.

A Hard Day's Night

Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

Take Your Partners

The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

After Three

All the students return except for Ingrid and Zoltan, who has left for Hungary. Soon after, an affluent Arab Sheikh enrols his Scottish chauffeur in Mr Brown's class, due to not being able to understand his accent. But the Glaswegian man causes trouble due to his obnoxious, hostile and confrontational attitude.

I Belong to Glasgow

Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

Who Loves Ya Baby?

Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.

No Flowers by Request

Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

Just the Job

All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

Guilty or Not Guilty?

Anna's visa is about to expire so her friends suggest that she marry Mr Brown in order to become a British citizen.

Repent at Leisure

The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

The School Fete

When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

What a Tangled Web

Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

Never Say Die

Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

Too Many Crooks

The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

Easy Come Easy Go

It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

Fifty Years On

Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

Time and Tide

Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

Ghoulies and Ghosties

Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

Mama Mia

Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

A Rash Decision

Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

Wedding Fever

There is discontent when the students form their own union.

Everybody's Out

Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

The First Lady

Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

Teacher's Pet

The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

End of Term

Mind Your Language is a British sitcom broadcast on ITV. Created and written by Vince Powell, and directed by Stuart Allen, three series were produced by London Weekend Television between 1977 and 1979, and it was briefly revived in 1985 (or 1986 in most ITV regions) with six of the original cast members.

Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries, his lessons do not always go as planned.

The Best Seasons of Mind Your Language

The Best Seasons of Mind Your Language

Season 3

Season 2

Season 1

Season 4