7.0/1025 votes#1 - Families At War
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1981
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/1023 votes#2 - Of Meissen Men
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1026 votes#3 - A Night At The Opera
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/1021 votes#4 - A Matched Pair
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1981
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.
Director: N/A
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6.9/1022 votes#5 - Nothing But The Truth
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1981
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1024 votes#6 - Father Of The Groom
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 1
Every episode of Never the Twain Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 1!
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1
Season 1 Ratings Summary
"Families At War" is the best rated episode of "Never the Twain" season 1. It scored 7/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/7/1981. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Of Meissen Men".