7.6/10 22 votes#1 - Of Meissen Men
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
Director: N/A
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7.4/10 24 votes#2 - Father Of The Groom
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.
Director: N/A
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7.2/10 24 votes#3 - A Night At The Opera
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
Director: N/A
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7.1/10 20 votes#4 - Blood Brothers
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1982
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.
Director: N/A
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7.1/10 19 votes#5 - lf You Knew Susan
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1982
Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable pair.
Director: N/A
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7.0/10 24 votes#6 - Families At War
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1981
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
Director: N/A
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7.0/10 17 votes#7 - The Royal Connection
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 11/15/1984
Oliver attempts to gain the Royal Warrant for his shop from the Prince of Wales. Simon investigates his family tree in the hope of finding that he has blue blood.
Director: N/A
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6.9/10 22 votes#8 - Nothing But The Truth
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1981
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
Director: N/A
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6.9/10 20 votes#9 - As Young As You Feel
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1982
Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time she spends with him.
Director: N/A
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6.9/10 16 votes#10 - Words and Music
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 11/22/1984
Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.
Director: N/A
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6.9/10 16 votes#11 - Definitely Not Cricket!
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/1986
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Director: N/A
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6.8/10 19 votes#12 - The More We Are Together
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1982
Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.
Director: N/A
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6.8/10 15 votes#13 - Kung Who ?
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 1/29/1986
No description available
Director: N/A
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6.8/10 12 votes#14 - S.W.A.L.K.
Season 10 Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1990
No description available
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6.7/10 21 votes#15 - A Matched Pair
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1981
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 17 votes#16 - A Nose For Quality
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/24/1983
Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 14 votes#17 - Not On The Same Wavelength
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/14/1983
Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 13 votes#18 - In Whom We Tryst
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/1986
No description available
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 14 votes#19 - Going, Going, Gone!
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 1/15/1986
No description available
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 20 votes#20 - Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1982
Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to find Oliver and Simon quarrelling over their wedding presents.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.6/10 14 votes#21 - The Welsh Connection
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/7/1983
Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 16 votes#22 - No Flame Like An Old Flame
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 11/29/1984
Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.
Director: N/A
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6.5/10 14 votes#23 - The End Of The Line
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/31/1983
Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.
Director: N/A
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6.5/10 17 votes#24 - Thicker Than Water
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/1986
No description available
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/10 13 votes#25 - Reading Between The Lines
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 2/5/1986
No description available
Director: N/A
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The Best Episodes of Never the Twain
Every episode of Never the Twain ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Never the Twain!
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1
Top Episode Ratings Summary
"Of Meissen Men" is the best rated episode of "Never the Twain". It scored 7.6/10 based on 22 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/14/1981. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Father Of The Groom".