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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Never the Twain Season 8 Episode 2 - Nursery Times
    4.7/10(14 votes)

    #1 - Nursery Times

    S8:E2

    Lyn and David are looking for a flat while staying at Simon's house. But Oliver would like them to stay with him too.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Never the Twain Season 8 Episode 3 - Whose Baby?
    4.9/10(12 votes)

    #2 - Whose Baby?

    S8:E3

    The christening is scheduled and Stephanie, Simon's ex, is invited, causing anxiety for both Simon and Oliver.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Never the Twain Season 10 Episode 5 - There But for the Grace of God
    5.2/10(12 votes)

    #3 - There But for the Grace of God

    S10:E5

    Simon comes across an old acquaintance who is down on their luck.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Never the Twain Season 8 Episode 1 - Grandfathers-In-Law
    5.3/10(14 votes)

    #4 - Grandfathers-In-Law

    S8:E1

    Lyn and David, with their baby Martin, return from Canada, causing great excitement to Simon and Oliver. However, the grandfathers have to learn to cope with the baby more than they had anticipated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Never the Twain Season 7 Episode 6 - Fasten Your Seat Belts
    5.4/10(10 votes)

    #5 - Fasten Your Seat Belts

    S7:E6

    Simon & Oliver get severely drunk on Simon's birthday, and decide to visit their children in Canada.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Never the Twain Season 6 Episode 2 - Going to Pot
    5.5/10(14 votes)

    #6 - Going to Pot

    S6:E2

    Ringo decides to get some culture. After meeting one of his teachers, Simon and Oliver are pleased to accept his invitation to dinner and Simon makes a discovery in the kitchen cupboard.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 4 - Aspects of Love
    5.6/10(13 votes)

    #7 - Aspects of Love

    S9:E4

    Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions and, in turn, Oliver is the subject of a rumour. These lead to gossip in the village.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Never the Twain Season 10 Episode 1 - X Marks the Spot
    5.6/10(11 votes)

    #8 - X Marks the Spot

    S10:E1

    Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local Council.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Never the Twain Season 11 Episode 3 - Born Again
    5.6/10(11 votes)

    #9 - Born Again

    S11:E3

    Simon is searching for the meaning of life and thinks he has found it after listening to a preacher in the park. Oliver, however, sees a business opportunity.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Never the Twain Season 8 Episode 4 - Never Say Die
    5.7/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Never Say Die

    S8:E4

    Simon has to go into hospital but confusion arises.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 3 - A New Lease of Life
    5.7/10(13 votes)

    #11 - A New Lease of Life

    S9:E3

    Simon is feeling melancholic and decides to make a big change to his life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 6 - Bonjour Paris!
    5.7/10(12 votes)

    #12 - Bonjour Paris!

    S9:E6

    Off to Paris but soon they are in trouble at the restaurant and with the police, also causing a lot of trouble to an embassy official.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Never the Twain Season 11 Episode 1 - Viva Espana!
    5.7/10(12 votes)

    #13 - Viva Espana!

    S11:E1

    Ringo wins a holiday in a competition and they all go to Spain.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Never the Twain Season 6 Episode 4 - A Night to Remember
    5.8/10(13 votes)

    #14 - A Night to Remember

    S6:E4

    Burglars are in the neighbourhood, leading to an eventful night for the two households.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Never the Twain Season 6 Episode 5 - The Battle of Deveraux Dale
    5.9/10(13 votes)

    #15 - The Battle of Deveraux Dale

    S6:E5

    Lady Deveraux asks Simon and Oliver to take part in a historical re-enactment of a Civil War battle, the battle of Deveraux Dale, at the village fete. On the opposing side is the bookie, Bernie Miller, who has a score to settle.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Never the Twain Season 7 Episode 2 - The Wagers of Sin
    5.9/10(12 votes)

    #16 - The Wagers of Sin

    S7:E2

    Oliver and Simon decide to have a wager on who can make the most profit on an item chosen by the other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Never the Twain Season 7 Episode 5 - Born to Blush Unseen
    5.9/10(12 votes)

    #17 - Born to Blush Unseen

    S7:E5

    Gardening Time. Oliver has something to show from his gardening efforts.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Never the Twain Season 8 Episode 6 - It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
    5.9/10(13 votes)

    #18 - It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet

    S8:E6

    Lyn and David move to their new flat. Oliver and Simon decide to help them by redecorating the flat.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Never the Twain Season 7 Episode 4 - The Second Time Around
    6.0/10(10 votes)

    #19 - The Second Time Around

    S7:E4

    Mrs Sadler is missing Banks. Fortunately, there is a happy ending for both of them.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Never the Twain Season 8 Episode 5 - Moving On
    6.0/10(14 votes)

    #20 - Moving On

    S8:E5

    The house-hunting by Lyn and David reaches a conclusion. It causes Simon and Oliver to think about their own situation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 2 - A Point of Honour
    6.0/10(11 votes)

    #21 - A Point of Honour

    S9:E2

    Simon advertises for an assistant for his shop but runs into trouble after interviewing one applicant.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 5 - Neighbours
    6.0/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Neighbours

    S9:E5

    Simon holds a meeting of the Residents' Association. There is a new resident who is about to move in and this leads to a sleepless night for both Simon and Oliver.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Never the Twain Season 10 Episode 3 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
    6.0/10(11 votes)

    #23 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

    S10:E3

    Both Oliver and Simon are doing the pools and hope to win big. After Oliver makes a mistake, Simon takes the opportunity to have some fun.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Never the Twain Season 7 Episode 1 - Settled Out of Court
    6.1/10(14 votes)

    #24 - Settled Out of Court

    S7:E1

    A legal dispute arises between the two antique dealers following an incident in Oliver's shop.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Never the Twain Season 7 Episode 3 - Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered
    6.1/10(13 votes)

    #25 - Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered

    S7:E3

    After a boozy night out, Banks remembers that he has proposed to Mrs Sadler. However, neither wants to go through with it, although they don't know that.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Nursery Times" is the worst rated episode of "Never the Twain". It scored 4.7/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/31/1988. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Whose Baby?".