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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1
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Season 1

  • Families At War
    7.0/1025 votes
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    Families At War

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1981

    The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.

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  • Of Meissen Men
    7.5/1023 votes
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    Of Meissen Men

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1981

    Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.

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  • A Night At The Opera
    7.3/1026 votes
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    A Night At The Opera

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1981

    Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.

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  • A Matched Pair
    6.7/1021 votes
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    A Matched Pair

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1981

    Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.

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  • Nothing But The Truth
    6.9/1022 votes
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    Nothing But The Truth

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1981

    Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.

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  • Father Of The Groom
    7.4/1024 votes
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    Father Of The Groom

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/1981

    Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.

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