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The Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 3

Every episode of Never the Twain Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 3!

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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 1 - Taking Stock
    6.4/10(14 votes)

    #1 - Taking Stock

    S3:E1

    Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Brian Platt

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  2. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 2 - Partners
    6.4/10(16 votes)

    #2 - Partners

    S3:E2

    Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what they seem for either man.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Brian Platt

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  3. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 3 - A Nose For Quality
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    #3 - A Nose For Quality

    S3:E3

    Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:John Kane

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  4. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 4 - The End Of The Line
    6.5/10(14 votes)

    #4 - The End Of The Line

    S3:E4

    Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  5. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 5 - The Welsh Connection
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #5 - The Welsh Connection

    S3:E5

    Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Peter Tilbury

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  6. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 6 - Not On The Same Wavelength
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #6 - Not On The Same Wavelength

    S3:E6

    Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Taking Stock" is the best rated episode of "Never the Twain" season 3. It scored 6.4/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by Peter Frazer-Jones and written by Brian Platt, it aired on 10/10/1983. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Partners".