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The Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 5

Every episode of Never the Twain Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 5!

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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Never the Twain Season 5 Episode 3 - Thicker Than Water
    6.9/10(19 votes)

    S5:E3

    Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.

    Director:Robert Reed
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  2. Never the Twain Season 5 Episode 4 - Kung Who?
    6.9/10(17 votes)

    S5:E4

    Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym.

    Director:Robert Reed
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  3. Never the Twain Season 5 Episode 6 - Definitely Not Cricket!
    6.9/10(18 votes)

    S5:E6

    Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller.

    Director:Robert Reed
    Writer:John Kane

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  4. Never the Twain Season 5 Episode 1 - In Whom We Tryst
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    S5:E1

    Peel and Smallbridge become attracted to the same shop assistant.

    Director:Robert Reed
    Writer:John Kane

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  5. Never the Twain Season 5 Episode 2 - Going, Going, Gone!
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    S5:E2

    Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.

    Director:Robert Reed
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  6. Never the Twain Season 5 Episode 5 - Reading Between the Lines
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    S5:E5

    Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain in return for an expensive car.

    Director:Robert Reed
    Writer:John Kane

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Thicker Than Water" is the best rated episode of "Never the Twain" season 5. It scored 6.9/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Robert Reed and written by Vince Powell, it aired on 1/22/1986. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Kung Who?".