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The Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 9

Every episode of Never the Twain Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 9!

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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 1 - Just the Ticket
    6.4/10(13 votes)

    #1 - Just the Ticket

    S9:E1

    A series of mishaps contribute to a difficult day for Simon and, especially, Oliver.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 2 - A Point of Honour
    6.0/10(11 votes)

    #2 - A Point of Honour

    S9:E2

    Simon advertises for an assistant for his shop but runs into trouble after interviewing one applicant.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 3 - A New Lease of Life
    5.7/10(13 votes)

    #3 - A New Lease of Life

    S9:E3

    Simon is feeling melancholic and decides to make a big change to his life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 4 - Aspects of Love
    5.6/10(13 votes)

    #4 - Aspects of Love

    S9:E4

    Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions and, in turn, Oliver is the subject of a rumour. These lead to gossip in the village.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 5 - Neighbours
    6.0/10(12 votes)

    #5 - Neighbours

    S9:E5

    Simon holds a meeting of the Residents' Association. There is a new resident who is about to move in and this leads to a sleepless night for both Simon and Oliver.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 6 - Bonjour Paris!
    5.7/10(12 votes)

    #6 - Bonjour Paris!

    S9:E6

    Off to Paris but soon they are in trouble at the restaurant and with the police, also causing a lot of trouble to an embassy official.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Never the Twain Season 9 Episode 7 - A Winter's Tale
    6.2/10(15 votes)

    #7 - A Winter's Tale

    S9:E7

    Christmas time. Simon and Oliver volunteer to keep watch overnight in the local church.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Just the Ticket" is the best rated episode of "Never the Twain" season 9. It scored 6.4/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/6/1989. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "A Point of Honour".