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The Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7

Every episode of Portlandia Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7!

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.
Genre:Comedy
Network:IFC

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"The Storytellers" is the best rated episode of "Portlandia" season 7. It scored 7.9/10 based on 120 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/5/2017. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Carrie Dates a Hunk".

  • The Storytellers
    7.9/10120 votes

    #1 - The Storytellers

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/2017

    Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Carrie Dates a Hunk
    7.9/10109 votes

    #2 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2017

    Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fred's Cell Phone Company
    7.5/10101 votes

    #3 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2017

    Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Separation Anxiety
    7.6/1088 votes

    #4 - Separation Anxiety

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2017

    Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Amore
    7.9/1092 votes

    #5 - Amore

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017

    Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Friend Replacement
    7.7/1087 votes

    #6 - Friend Replacement

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2017

    Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Portland Secedes
    7.8/1080 votes

    #7 - Portland Secedes

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2017

    Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ants
    7.7/1086 votes

    #8 - Ants

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2017

    Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Passenger Rating
    7.9/1087 votes

    #9 - Passenger Rating

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 3/2/2017

    Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Misunderstood Miracles
    7.4/1090 votes

    #10 - Misunderstood Miracles

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 3/9/2017

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

    Director: Fred Armisen

    Writer: Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein