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The Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7

Every episode of Portlandia Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7!

The Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.

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  1. 8.0/10(96 votes)

    #1 - Amore

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    S7:E5

    Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

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  2. 7.9/10(123 votes)

    #2 - The Storytellers

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    S7:E1

    Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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  3. 7.9/10(112 votes)

    #3 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

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    S7:E2

    Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

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  4. 7.9/10(91 votes)

    #4 - Passenger Rating

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    S7:E9

    Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

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  5. 7.8/10(83 votes)

    #5 - Portland Secedes

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    S7:E7

    Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

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  6. 7.7/10(90 votes)

    #6 - Friend Replacement

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    S7:E6

    Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

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  8. 7.7/10(89 votes)

    #7 - Ants

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    S7:E8

    Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

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  9. 7.6/10(91 votes)

    #8 - Separation Anxiety

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    S7:E4

    Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

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  10. 7.5/10(104 votes)

    #9 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

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    S7:E3

    Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

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  11. 7.4/10(93 votes)

    #10 - Misunderstood Miracles

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    S7:E10

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Amore" is the best rated episode of "Portlandia" season 7. It scored 8/10 based on 96 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/2/2017. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "The Storytellers".