The Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7
Every episode of Portlandia Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7!
Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.
Season 7 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "Portlandia" season 7 is "The Storytellers", rated 7.9/10 from 121 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "The Storytellers" aired on 1/5/2017 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Carrie Dates a Hunk".
7.9/10 121 votes#1 - The Storytellers
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/2017
Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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7.9/10 110 votes#2 - Carrie Dates a Hunk
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2017
Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.
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7.5/10 101 votes#3 - Fred's Cell Phone Company
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2017
Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.
Director: N/A
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7.6/10 88 votes#4 - Separation Anxiety
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2017
Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.
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7.9/10 92 votes#5 - Amore
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017
Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.
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7.7/10 87 votes#6 - Friend Replacement
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2017
Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.
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7.8/10 80 votes#7 - Portland Secedes
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2017
Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.
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7.7/10 86 votes#8 - Ants
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2017
Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.
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7.9/10 87 votes#9 - Passenger Rating
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 3/2/2017
Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.
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7.4/10 90 votes#10 - Misunderstood Miracles
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 3/9/2017
Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.
Director: Fred Armisen
Writer: Carrie Brownstein, Fred Armisen