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The Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7

Every episode of Portlandia Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Portlandia Season 7 Episode 1 - The Storytellers
    7.9/10(135 votes)

    #1 - The Storytellers

    S7:E1

    Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

    Director:Carrie Brownstein
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  2. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 2 - Carrie Dates a Hunk
    7.7/10(127 votes)

    #2 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

    S7:E2

    Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

    Director:Jonathan Krisel
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  3. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 3 - Fred's Cell Phone Company
    7.5/10(118 votes)

    #3 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

    S7:E3

    Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

    Director:Carrie Brownstein
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  4. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 4 - Separation Anxiety
    7.6/10(101 votes)

    #4 - Separation Anxiety

    S7:E4

    Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

    Director:Bill Benz
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  5. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 5 - Amore
    7.8/10(106 votes)

    #5 - Amore

    S7:E5

    Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

    Director:Bill Benz
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  6. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 6 - Friend Replacement
    7.8/10(101 votes)

    #6 - Friend Replacement

    S7:E6

    Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

    Director:Jonathan Krisel
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  7. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 7 - Portland Secedes
    7.7/10(93 votes)

    #7 - Portland Secedes

    S7:E7

    Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

    Director:Bill Benz
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  8. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 8 - Ants
    7.7/10(98 votes)

    #8 - Ants

    S7:E8

    Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

    Director:Alice Mathias
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  9. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 9 - Passenger Rating
    7.9/10(101 votes)

    #9 - Passenger Rating

    S7:E9

    Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

    Director:Steve Buscemi
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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  10. Portlandia Season 7 Episode 10 - Misunderstood Miracles
    7.4/10(103 votes)

    #10 - Misunderstood Miracles

    S7:E10

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

    Director:Fred Armisen
    Writers:Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"The Storytellers" is the best rated episode of "Portlandia" season 7. It scored 7.9/10 based on 135 votes. Directed by Carrie Brownstein and written by Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Graham Wagner, Karen Kilgariff, it aired on 1/5/2017. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Carrie Dates a Hunk".