The Best Episodes of Portlandia Season 7

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   7.9/10(129 votes)

   #1 - The Storytellers

   S7:E11/5/2017

   Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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   7.8/10(120 votes)

   #2 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

   S7:E21/12/2017

   Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

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   7.5/10(112 votes)

   #3 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

   S7:E31/19/2017

   Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

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   7.5/10(97 votes)

   #4 - Separation Anxiety

   S7:E41/26/2017

   Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

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   7.8/10(102 votes)

   #5 - Amore

   S7:E52/2/2017

   Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

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   7.7/10(98 votes)

   #6 - Friend Replacement

   S7:E62/9/2017

   Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

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   7.7/10(90 votes)

   #7 - Portland Secedes

   S7:E72/16/2017

   Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

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   7.6/10(95 votes)

   #8 - Ants

   S7:E82/23/2017

   Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

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   7.9/10(98 votes)

   #9 - Passenger Rating

   S7:E93/2/2017

   Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

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    7.4/10(100 votes)

    #10 - Misunderstood Miracles

    S7:E103/9/2017

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

    Director:Fred Armisen

    Writers:Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein

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