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The Worst Episodes of Portlandia

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The Worst Episodes of Portlandia

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.

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  1. Background image for Most Pro City
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    #1 - Most Pro City

    S8:E7

    The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity. Text message drama unfolds during a business meeting. Activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day. Drivers communicate via hand signals.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Peter Follows P!nk
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    #2 - Peter Follows P!nk

    S8:E8

    Peter and Nance interact with celebrities on social media. Fred gives Carrie a rock n' roll remodel. James rides his bike to work. Gil and George say hello to Toni and Candace.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #3 - Long Way Back

    S8:E9

    The Weirdos lose their favorite trash can, which takes an unexpected journey throughout the city; Malcolm and Kris visit their pediatrician; Peter and Nance wonder why they've never been hacked; Fred and Carrie just give up.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - Rose Route

    S8:E10

    The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon; Fred and Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts; Candace's house guest Dolly quickly becomes her new best friend.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for No Thank You
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - No Thank You

    S8:E3

    Fred & Carrie help Rachel navigate the world of dating apps. Kath & Dave take on an escape room. Joey tries therapy. Andy & Drew swear off women.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Abracadabra
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Abracadabra

    S8:E4

    Nina & Lance tell the story of how they met. A couple uses distraction cancelling glasses. Peter & Nance look forward to breakfast.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Open Relationship
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Open Relationship

    S8:E5

    Doug & Claire try an open relationship. A company uses VR for an important meeting. The Mayor waits for a helicopter. Fred steps on a snail.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for You Do You
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - You Do You

    S8:E6

    Sandra discovers she can have it all. Portland adds more lanes to the freeway. Kath & Dave learn the art of taking photo booth pictures.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Misunderstood Miracles
    6.5/10(4 votes)

    #9 - Misunderstood Miracles

    S7:E10

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

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    6.5/10(4 votes)

    #10 - Riot Spray

    S8:E1

    Spyke gets his old band back together. Podcasters investigate a police station. Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home.

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Shared Workspace
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Shared Workspace

    S8:E2

    Toni & Candace get involved in women's healthcare. Peter & Nance deal with a sushi situation. Kathleen becomes the first female partner at her firm.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Blunderbuss
    6.7/10(358 votes)

    #12 - Blunderbuss

    S1:E5

    All of Portlandia is swept up in the excitement of a new music and film festival.

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  14. Background image for The Storytellers
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #13 - The Storytellers

    S7:E1

    Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Carrie Dates a Hunk
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #14 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

    S7:E2

    Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

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    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Fred's Cell Phone Company
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

    S7:E3

    Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

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    Director:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Separation Anxiety
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #16 - Separation Anxiety

    S7:E4

    Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

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    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Amore
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #17 - Amore

    S7:E5

    Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

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    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Friend Replacement
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #18 - Friend Replacement

    S7:E6

    Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

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    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Portland Secedes
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #19 - Portland Secedes

    S7:E7

    Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

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    Director:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Ants
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #20 - Ants

    S7:E8

    Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

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    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Passenger Rating
    6.8/10(4 votes)

    #21 - Passenger Rating

    S7:E9

    Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

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    Director:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Baseball
    6.9/10(331 votes)

    #22 - Baseball

    S1:E6

    The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team.

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    7.3/10(417 votes)

    #23 - Aimee

    S1:E3

    Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. They also find that their new gardner is none other than singer songwriter Sara McLaughlin.

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  25. Background image for Feminist Bookstore 10th Anniversary
    7.3/10(258 votes)

    #24 - Feminist Bookstore 10th Anniversary

    S2:E8

    "Sanitation Twins" Marcus and Madeline Harris take separating trash to a whole new level; Portland's feminist bookstore "Women & Women First" commemorates its 10th anniversary, but the celebrations are cut short (with Penny Marshall and LaMarcus Aldridge); Uptight couple, Kath and Dave decide to go for a hike but get sidetracked as they prepare for every possible scenario; Peter and Nance go to their first Portland Timbers game and design a sign to root for the team; A risk-averse dance instructor ensures there is no chance of him being sued.

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    7.3/10(273 votes)

    #25 - No Olympics

    S2:E9

    A crying infant’s father escalates his attempts to soothe his thrill-seeking baby; Fred and Carrie get the Mayor of Portland’s (Kyle MacLachlan) blessing to create a grassroots campaign to prevent the Olympics from ever coming to Portland; A creative canoe dancer turns what seems to be a mistake in his routine into a triumphal finish; A pair of bike valets have trouble finding a disgruntled customer’s (Johnny Marr) bike.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Most Pro City" is the worst rated episode of "Portlandia". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/1/2018. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Peter Follows P!nk".