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The Worst Episodes of Portlandia

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The Worst Episodes of Portlandia

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.

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  1. Background image for No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge
    6.6/10(5 votes)

    #1 - No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge

    S3:E10

    The Rats decide to move out of their newly-gentrified neighborhood; first-time parents read various child-rearing books; Gahvin and his girlfriend go to the movies; Carrie and Alexandra have dinner at a communal table.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Blunderbuss
    6.7/10(355 votes)

    #2 - Blunderbuss

    S1:E5

    All of Portlandia is swept up in the excitement of a new music and film festival.

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  3. Background image for Baseball
    6.9/10(328 votes)

    #3 - Baseball

    S1:E6

    The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team.

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  4. Background image for Alexandra
    7.2/10(6 votes)

    #4 - Alexandra

    S3:E9

    The City of Portland is overrun with art projects; Fred and Carrie's relationship is complicated by their roommate Alexandra; a movie theater sells artisanal concessions. Kath and Dave are concerned about the coyotes in their neighborhood.

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    Director:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Aimee
    7.3/10(413 votes)

    #5 - Aimee

    S1:E3

    Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. They also find that their new gardner is none other than singer songwriter Sara McLaughlin.

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  6. Background image for Lance Is Smart
    7.3/10(118 votes)

    #6 - Lance Is Smart

    S6:E9

    Lance gets glasses and joins an intellectual crowd. Nina hires a tutor to help her win over Lance's new friends.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Noodle Monster
    7.3/10(114 votes)

    #7 - Noodle Monster

    S6:E10

    A tsukemen ramen monster is on the loose in Portland. The mayor tries to impress a major brand visiting Portland and enlists Fred and Carrie to help.

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    Director:Unknown
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  9. Background image for A Song for Portland
    7.4/10(454 votes)

    #8 - A Song for Portland

    S1:E2

    Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment.

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  10. Background image for Bahama Knights
    7.4/10(170 votes)

    #9 - Bahama Knights

    S4:E6

    Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights, and his ex-wife is lead singer. Trudy and Craig produce a song. Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Guest starring Maya Rudolph, Tuck & Patti and Jeff Tweedy.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Going Gray
    7.4/10(138 votes)

    #10 - Going Gray

    S6:E2

    Fred wakes up with gray hair and sets out on a journey to figure out how old he is; the Mayor reminds Carrie about an arrangement they made.

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Shville
    7.4/10(136 votes)

    #11 - Shville

    S6:E3

    Fred wants to do something big with his life so he moves to Austin; Carrie experiences motherhood.

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Misunderstood Miracles
    7.4/10(92 votes)

    #12 - Misunderstood Miracles

    S7:E10

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

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  14. Background image for Riot Spray
    7.4/10(132 votes)

    #13 - Riot Spray

    S8:E1

    Spyke gets his old band back together. Podcasters investigate a police station. Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home.

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    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Abracadabra
    7.4/10(91 votes)

    #14 - Abracadabra

    S8:E4

    Nina & Lance tell the story of how they met. A couple uses distraction cancelling glasses. Peter & Nance look forward to breakfast.

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    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Farm
    7.5/10(611 votes)

    #15 - Farm

    S1:E1

    A bohemian couple goes to great lengths to make sure that their restaurant order is ethical and humane.

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  17. Background image for Mayor Is Missing
    7.5/10(371 votes)

    #16 - Mayor Is Missing

    S1:E4

    When the Mayor goes missing, Fred and Carrie begin a frantic search for him.

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  18. Background image for Trail Blazers
    7.5/10(162 votes)

    #17 - Trail Blazers

    S4:E7

    Joaquin makes a smoothie. Kickstarter videos compete at the Cant’s Film. Sandra visits a tattoo removal parlor. Malcolm and Kris make their own clothing. Toni and Candace coach the Portland Trail Blazers’ dance team. Guest starring Gus Van Sant, Paul Allen and The Portland Trail Blazers.

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    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for 3D Printer
    7.5/10(147 votes)

    #18 - 3D Printer

    S4:E9

    A minister reminds us that church is an option. Art students makes anti-corporate paintings. Mr. Mayor unveils Portland’s official 3D printer. Santa is concerned about the future of Christmas. A TV commercial director struggles with his own creativity. Lance and Nina’s lizard dies. Guest starring Ed Begley Jr.

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    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Pickathon
    7.5/10(152 votes)

    #19 - Pickathon

    S6:E1

    The Flaming Lips headline Portland's Pickathon Music Festival; Brendan and Michelle attend the festival via drone.

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    Director:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Fred's Cell Phone Company
    7.5/10(104 votes)

    #20 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

    S7:E3

    Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

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    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Spyke Drives
    7.6/10(156 votes)

    #21 - Spyke Drives

    S4:E5

    Nance is driven to the emergency room; Ghavin questions a singer; Fred and Carrie have a garage sale; dinner guests are held hostage.

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  23. Background image for TADA
    7.6/10(123 votes)

    #22 - TADA

    S6:E6

    Kath & Dave feel marginalized after an accident leaves them temporarily disabled. A car service app user dodges surge pricing by calling a cab. Joey gets an internship.

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    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Separation Anxiety
    7.6/10(91 votes)

    #23 - Separation Anxiety

    S7:E4

    Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

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    Director:Unknown
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  25. Background image for No Thank You
    7.6/10(90 votes)

    #24 - No Thank You

    S8:E3

    Fred & Carrie help Rachel navigate the world of dating apps. Kath & Dave take on an escape room. Joey tries therapy. Andy & Drew swear off women.

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    Director:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Most Pro City
    7.6/10(89 votes)

    #25 - Most Pro City

    S8:E7

    The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity. Text message drama unfolds during a business meeting. Activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day. Drivers communicate via hand signals.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge" is the worst rated episode of "Portlandia". It scored 6.6/10 based on 5 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/22/2013. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Blunderbuss".