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The Worst Episodes of Portlandia

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The Worst Episodes of Portlandia

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.

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  1. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Going Gray

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    S6:E2

    Fred wakes up with gray hair and sets out on a journey to figure out how old he is; the Mayor reminds Carrie about an arrangement they made.

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  2. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Weirdo Beach

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    S6:E4

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  3. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Breaking Up

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    S6:E5

    Claire is finally fed up with Doug's childish behavior and breaks up with him. They both date new people and discover surprising things about themselves.

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  4. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - TADA

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    S6:E6

    Kath & Dave feel marginalized after an accident leaves them temporarily disabled. A car service app user dodges surge pricing by calling a cab. Joey gets an internship.

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  5. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Family Emergency

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    S6:E7

    Louis C.K. cancels a show in Portland due to a family emergency; Fred and Carrie are asked to judge a plume contest.

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  6. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - First Feminist City

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    S6:E8

    Portland is declared the most feminist city in the country, and Toni and Candace have to deal with the attention. The town opens a Femi-Mart.

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  8. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Lance Is Smart

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    S6:E9

    Lance gets glasses and joins an intellectual crowd. Nina hires a tutor to help her win over Lance's new friends.

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  9. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Noodle Monster

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    S6:E10

    A tsukemen ramen monster is on the loose in Portland. The mayor tries to impress a major brand visiting Portland and enlists Fred and Carrie to help.

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  10. 6.5/10(4 votes)

    #9 - Misunderstood Miracles

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    S7:E10

    Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

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  11. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #10 - The Storytellers

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    S7:E1

    Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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  12. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #11 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

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    S7:E2

    Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

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  13. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

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    S7:E3

    Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

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  14. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #13 - Separation Anxiety

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    S7:E4

    Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

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  15. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #14 - Amore

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    S7:E5

    Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

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  16. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Friend Replacement

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    S7:E6

    Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

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  17. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #16 - Portland Secedes

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    S7:E7

    Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

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  18. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #17 - Ants

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    S7:E8

    Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

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  19. 6.8/10(4 votes)

    #18 - Passenger Rating

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    S7:E9

    Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

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  20. 7.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Shville

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    S6:E3

    Fred wants to do something big with his life so he moves to Austin; Carrie experiences motherhood.

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  21. 7.2/10(4 votes)

    #20 - Pickathon

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    S6:E1

    The Flaming Lips headline Portland's Pickathon Music Festival; Brendan and Michelle attend the festival via drone.

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  22. 7.3/10(256 votes)

    #21 - Feminist Bookstore 10th Anniversary

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    S2:E8

    "Sanitation Twins" Marcus and Madeline Harris take separating trash to a whole new level; Portland's feminist bookstore "Women & Women First" commemorates its 10th anniversary, but the celebrations are cut short (with Penny Marshall and LaMarcus Aldridge); Uptight couple, Kath and Dave decide to go for a hike but get sidetracked as they prepare for every possible scenario; Peter and Nance go to their first Portland Timbers game and design a sign to root for the team; A risk-averse dance instructor ensures there is no chance of him being sued.

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  23. 7.3/10(271 votes)

    #22 - No Olympics

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    S2:E9

    A crying infant’s father escalates his attempts to soothe his thrill-seeking baby; Fred and Carrie get the Mayor of Portland’s (Kyle MacLachlan) blessing to create a grassroots campaign to prevent the Olympics from ever coming to Portland; A creative canoe dancer turns what seems to be a mistake in his routine into a triumphal finish; A pair of bike valets have trouble finding a disgruntled customer’s (Johnny Marr) bike.

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  24. 7.3/10(205 votes)

    #23 - No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge

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    S3:E10

    The Rats decide to move out of their newly-gentrified neighborhood; first-time parents read various child-rearing books; Gahvin and his girlfriend go to the movies; Carrie and Alexandra have dinner at a communal table.

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  25. 7.4/10(278 votes)

    #24 - Grover

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    S2:E4

    Michelle and Brendan pull out all the stops to see that their son gains admittance to a prestigious preschool.

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  26. 7.4/10(266 votes)

    #25 - Motorcycle

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    S2:E7

    An idyllic music gathering becomes tense when they face the logistics of loading a harp into a sedan (with Joanna Newsom); A middle-aged couple attempts to reclaim the ideals of being young, rebellious and sexy by getting motorcycles; Second-hand clothing store workers scrutinize a woman’s fashion sense when she attempts to sell her used clothes; Nina attempts to convince her boyfriend Lance to join Facebook; Claire goes out for an evening and gets a sitter for her husband, Doug.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Going Gray" is the worst rated episode of "Portlandia". It scored 5/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/28/2016. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Weirdo Beach".