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#1 - Silence of the Clams
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#3 - Love, Native American Style
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#4 - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
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#5 - Fanny and the Professor
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#7 - Miso Honei
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#8 - South of Her Border
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#10 - A Star Is Boned
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#11 - Attack of the Cocktopuss
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#13 - B.J. Blue Hawaii
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#14 - From Russia with Johnson
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#15 - Remember Her Titans
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#16 - Rod Strikes Back
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#17 - Queefer Madness
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#18 - Light My Firebush
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#19 - Chip's a Goy
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#20 - A Tale of Two Johnsons
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#21 - It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
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#22 - It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!
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#23 - The Island of Dr. Merlot
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#25 - Grand Prix
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The Worst Episodes of Son of the Beach
Comedy
Every episode of Son of the Beach ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Son of the Beach!

The Worst Episodes of Son of the Beach
Comedy
Every episode of Son of the Beach ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Son of the Beach!
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Silence of the Clams" is the worst rated episode of "Son of the Beach". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Scott McAboy and written by James R. Stein, Timothy Stack, it aired on 3/21/2000. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "In the G-Hetto".