After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.