The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)