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The Best Episodes of Squidbillies Season 3

Every episode of Squidbillies Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Squidbillies Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
    8.9/10(55 votes)

    S3:E5

    Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  2. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
    8.9/10(53 votes)

    S3:E15

    When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  3. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 1 - Webnecks
    8.3/10(47 votes)

    S3:E1

    Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  4. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 7 - The Good One
    8.2/10(42 votes)

    S3:E7

    Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  5. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
    8.2/10(46 votes)

    S3:E14

    A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  6. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
    8.1/10(39 votes)

    S3:E11

    After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  7. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 8 - Sharif
    8.0/10(42 votes)

    S3:E8

    Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  8. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 10 - The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
    8.0/10(41 votes)

    S3:E10

    After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Casper Kelly

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  9. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 12 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling
    8.0/10(41 votes)

    S3:E12

    Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  10. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 13 - Armageddon It On!
    8.0/10(45 votes)

    S3:E13

    The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Casper Kelly

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  11. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 4 - Wing Nut
    7.9/10(45 votes)

    S3:E4

    After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  12. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 9 - Condition: Demolition!
    7.9/10(42 votes)

    S3:E9

    Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  13. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 20 - Krystal, Light
    7.9/10(40 votes)

    S3:E20

    Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  14. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 2 - Beast Implants
    7.8/10(41 votes)

    S3:E2

    Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  15. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 3 - Tween Steam
    7.7/10(41 votes)

    S3:E3

    Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  16. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 17 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    S3:E17

    When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  17. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 18 - Pile M for Murder
    7.7/10(39 votes)

    S3:E18

    Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  18. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 19 - Mud Days and Cornfused
    7.7/10(35 votes)

    S3:E19

    During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, Casper Kelly

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  19. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 6 - Earth Worst
    7.6/10(43 votes)

    S3:E6

    After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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  20. Squidbillies Season 3 Episode 16 - An Officer and a Dental Dam
    7.5/10(33 votes)

    S3:E16

    After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Dave Willis, Jim Fortier

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"" is the best rated episode of Squidbillies season 3. It scored 8.9/10 from 55 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Dave Willis, Jim Fortier, it aired on February 17, 2008.