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The Worst Episodes of Steptoe and Son

Every episode of Steptoe and Son ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Steptoe and Son!

Steptoe and Son is a British sitcom written by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson about a father and son played by Wilfred Brambell and Harry...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Economist" is the worst rated episode of "Steptoe and Son". It scored 7.2/10 based on 67 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 6/28/1962. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Diploma".

  • The Economist
    7.2/1067 votes
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    #1 - The Economist

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 6/28/1962

    Harold tries to teach Albert about the economics of running a business. He then ends up buying 400 sets of false teeth hoping to make a killing. When they don't sell, he takes their last £10.00 and tries again, this time bringing home 400 World War 2 gas masks.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Diploma
    7.2/1070 votes
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    #2 - The Diploma

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/5/1962

    Harold decides to get out of the rag and bone trade and get a diploma in TV repair, only for Albert to prove that he knows more about it than him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Homes Fit For Heroes
    7.3/1059 votes
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    #3 - Homes Fit For Heroes

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1964

    Harold plans to sail around the world with a group of young adventurers, but first he has to persuade Albert to go into an old people's home. Then the problems start.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • My Old Man's a Tory
    7.3/1058 votes
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    #4 - My Old Man's a Tory

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/1965

    Harold invites the local Labour Party organizer to a meeting, hoping they will adopt him as their candidate for the next election. Albert, who supports the Tories, plans to thwart his ambitions.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Back in Fashion
    7.3/1072 votes
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    #5 - Back in Fashion

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/4/1974

    When a fashion photographer wants to use the junk yard as a backdrop for a fashion shoot, Albert says no... until they offer him a large fee. Harold sees it as a way to meet some trendy models.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Offer
    7.4/1092 votes
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    #6 - The Offer

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1962

    The very first episode of what was to become an all time classic comedy series. In this episode that introduces the characters Harold is very unhappy working as a rag and bone man, and wants to leave for a better job. Albert, his father, seeing his workforce about to leave, conspires to get him to stay.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat
    7.4/1065 votes
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    #7 - Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/1963

    Hercules the horse is sick and the Steptoes' business is under threat. Fellow totters rally around and Albert and Harold hatch a plan to profit.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Box in Town
    7.4/1060 votes
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    #8 - A Box in Town

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1965

    When Harold brings his current girlfriend back home after a date, he finds that he has to entertain her in the yard because Albert will not go upstairs to sleep. So he decides to leave and rent a flat in town.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Seven Steptoerai
    7.4/1073 votes
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    #9 - The Seven Steptoerai

    Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/1974

    When the local villain Frankie Barrow tries to start a protection racket, Albert and his friends, who have been taking lessons in kung fu, scare them off.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sixty-Five Today
    7.5/1066 votes
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    #10 - Sixty-Five Today

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/24/1963

    Harold plans to take Albert out to celebrate his 65th birthday, but they disagree over everything and end up going home alone.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Wooden Overcoats
    7.5/1064 votes
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    #11 - The Wooden Overcoats

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/14/1964

    Harold buys a job lot of coffins and plans to store them in the house, only for Albert to object and threaten to sleep in the stable with the horse until they have been moved.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Winter's Tale
    7.5/1062 votes
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    #12 - A Winter's Tale

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/1970

    Harold has booked a skiing holiday and he is planning to go on his own... until disaster strikes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Men of Property
    7.5/1054 votes
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    #13 - Men of Property

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 4/17/1970

    When Harold learns that the freehold of their house is about to run out, they go to the bank for a loan. But unknown to Harold, Albert has other plans for the money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tea for Two
    7.5/1060 votes
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    #14 - Tea for Two

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 11/23/1970

    During a bi-election, the local Tory party want Albert to entertain Ted Heath at the junk yard. When Harold finds out, he is furious and promises to do everything he can to stop it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Steptoe a La Cart
    7.6/1064 votes
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    #15 - Steptoe a La Cart

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 1/28/1964

    Harold meets a French girl, and falls for her. When she meets Albert they talk about her family history and it becomes apparent that Albert may have dated her grandmother while on leave during the first war...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Steptoe and Son - and Son!
    7.6/1063 votes
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    #16 - Steptoe and Son - and Son!

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/1970

    When a girl, 8 months pregnant turns up, Harold thinks that he is the father and they agree to get married, much to Albert's disgust. Then the real father shows up and Harold is left out in the cold.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Colour Problem
    7.6/1056 votes
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    #17 - The Colour Problem

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 4/3/1970

    Harold wants to buy a new sports car, but Albert wants to spend the money on a brand new colour TV.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • T.B. or not T.B.?
    7.6/1055 votes
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    #18 - T.B. or not T.B.?

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 4/10/1970

    Harold persuades Albert to have an X Ray for T.B. but the hospital get the results mixed up, and Harold has to be retested.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cuckoo in the Nest
    7.6/1063 votes
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    #19 - Cuckoo in the Nest

    Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 12/20/1970

    Out of the blue, Albert's long lost son Arthur shows up from Australia, and much to Harold's horror, Albert offers him a partnership in their business, until he learns that Arthur is a lazy good-for-nothing.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Stepmother
    7.7/1062 votes
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    #20 - The Stepmother

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/17/1963

    Albert decides to get married again, but despite the qualities of his future stepmother, Harold does everything to put a stop to it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Musical Evening
    7.7/1061 votes
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    #21 - A Musical Evening

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 1/31/1963

    Harold has acquired a collection of classical music records and plans a cultural evening. Albert hates it so much he takes some drastic action.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Is That Your Horse Outside?
    7.7/1062 votes
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    #22 - Is That Your Horse Outside?

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/14/1963

    While out on his rounds Harold falls for a wealthy married woman. Albert is unimpressed and tries to talk Harold out of making a fool of himself.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bonds That Bind Us
    7.7/1061 votes
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    #23 - The Bonds That Bind Us

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 2/11/1964

    For years Albert has been buying premium bonds, hoping for a winner, while Harold is sceptical that he will ever win. Imagine Harold's surprise when finally one of the bonds comes up and Albert's in the money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Lodger
    7.7/1062 votes
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    #24 - The Lodger

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 2/18/1964

    In an attempt to bring in some money Albert decides to advertise for a lodger. Harold threatens to leave as soon as the lodger shows up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Afterwards At
    7.7/1061 votes
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    #25 - And Afterwards At

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 10/4/1965

    Harold finally gets to the altar with Albert as his best man.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A