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The Worst Episodes of Taxi

Louie De Palma is a cantankerous, acerbic taxi dispatcher in New York City. He tries to maintain order over a collection of varied and strange...

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    #1 - Louie and the Nice Girl

    S2:E1

    Louie takes out a female vending-machine mechanic--and then brags about their sexual adventures.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey

    S2:E3

    The drivers try to make a cabbie out of a refugee from the '60s who hasn't quite put his life together.

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    #3 - Nardo Loses Her Marbles

    S2:E4

    Working two jobs and raising her kids takes its toll on Elaine, who seems to be losing her marbles.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Unknown
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    #4 - The Lighter Side of Angela Matusa

    S2:E6

    Alex renews his acquaintance with a once-overweight woman who has lost weight and yearns for romance.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - A Woman Between Friends

    S2:E7

    Bobby and Tony compete for the same woman.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Ken Estin
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    #6 - The Great Race

    S2:E8

    Alex and Louie compete to see who can haul in the most money during an eight-hour tour on the streets.

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    #7 - The Apartment

    S2:E9

    Latka finds a penthouse renting for $3000 a month (maid included).

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Unknown
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    #8 - Alex's Romance

    S2:E10

    Alex tries to console an unemployed actress and winds up romancing her.

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    #9 - Latka's Revolting

    S2:E11

    Latka plans to return to his homeland to fight in a revolution.

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    #10 - Elaine's Secret Admirer

    S2:E12

    Elaine is curious about a secret admirer who sends her love poems.

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    #11 - Jim Gets a Pet

    S2:E14

    Jim invests his race-track winnings in a lame horse that he wants to set free--in New York City.

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    Director:James Burrows
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    #12 - Guess Who's Coming for Brefnish

    S2:E17

    Latka falls in love with a woman from his homeland.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Barry Kemp
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    #13 - What Price Bobby?

    S2:E18

    An agent agrees to represent Bobby and expects him to be her lover.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Ken Estin
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    #14 - Fantasy Borough (2)

    S2:E24

    The cabbies continue with their fantasies--except Alex, who can't imagine a problem-free situation.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Barry Kemp
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    #15 - Jim the Psychic

    S4:E1

    Jim announces he has psychic dreams and unfortunately, he has had one about Alex, culminating in his death. The gang becomes increasingly worried about Alex, when one by one, all of the events Jim dreamed about start coming true. However, Alex continues to reject Jim's superstitions. Louie becomes so worried about Alex, he comes to Alex's apartment to take him somewhere (so the final part of Jim's dream doesn't come true, since he is to meet his doom that evening at home), but possibly to spite Louie, Alex decides to stay and tempt fate. In the end, it turns out that the doom Jim dreamed about was a girl scout knocking at Alex's door, instead of his death, but when Louie leaves, Alex actually appears very relieved that Jim's premonition was wrong.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Unknown
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    #16 - Vienna Waits

    S4:E2

    Alex and Elaine decide to take a vacation together through Europe. However, Alex feels it necessary to tell Elaine in no uncertain terms that they are going together as platonic friends, so there's no resentment if he meets and wants to spend time with any other ladies on vacation. Elaine agrees to this and they decide to do things mostly separately during the days, but to meet up once a day to write post cards together. During the trip, it turns out that Elaine is getting all the action, while Alex is lonely and unhappy. The last night, however, Elaine takes pity on Alex (more or less) and propositions him, suggesting that their friendship is strong enough to endure one night of ""love."" They then go off together...

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    Director:Howard Storm
    Writer:Ken Estin
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    #17 - Jim Joins the Network

    S4:E4

    While driving a television executive in his cab, Jim exhibits more psychic behavior by predicting TV ratings. Mitch, the executive, seeks Jim out the next day in hopes of getting more advice about TV programming that might save his job. Jim starts helping Mitch regularly and Mitch becomes a star at the network, but the gang soon convinces Jim (who isn't being compensated for this help) that he's being taken advantage of. Jim angrily confronts Mitch, who agrees to tell the network head honchos all about Jim and to get him a job, but Jim has a change of heart, saying he doesn't want to profit from his God-given gift as a psychic.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
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    #18 - Louie's Fling

    S4:E5

    Zena asks Louie to drive her friend Emily, who has just been dumped and is drugged, drunk, and upset, back to her apartment. While there, Emily comes on to Louie and he ends up cheating on Zena. Louie soon brags of his conquest, but Elaine gets so angry that she is about to tell Zena everything. Louie decides to tell Zena himself though, who understandably dumps him. Louie then shows up at Emily's apartment, but Emily is clearly regretting her indiscretion with Louie and is getting back with her boyfriend anyway, so she kicks him out quickly. Louie, back at the garage, is in tears because he is so upset at the turn of events. Alex, feeling sorry for Louie, gives him some sage advice on how to get Zena back. All of a sudden, Louie turns off the tears and Alex sees that he's been had and gets furious with himself. As Louie goes to talk to Zena (and presumably gets back together with her), he assures Alex that the tears were real.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Sam Simon
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    #19 - Like Father, Like Son

    S4:E6

    Alex's estranged father contacts Alex and reluctantly, Alex agrees to have lunch with him. At first, Alex lays into his father about having deserted his family, but eventually they start having a nice conversation. Alex's father, a real ladies' man, even sets him up with an attractive woman sitting at the table next to them at Mario's. When Alex leaves Mario's, Alex's father makes a date with the woman as well. Evidently, both men continue dating the woman, but when Alex learns that his father has double crossed him, he becomes furious and confronts his father. Ultimately, Alex's father lays on the charm enough with Alex that Alex forgives him and they are seen having dinner together.

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    Director:James Burrows
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    #20 - Louie's Mom Remarries

    S4:E7

    Louie becomes irrationally upset when he learns that his mother plans to marry an elderly Japanese man. Louie makes his mother miserable in an effort to thwart the wedding, but she still goes through with the wedding (a traditional Japanese ceremony), and Louie refuses to attend. At the last minute, Alex talks Louie into going, however, and Louie proclaims that whatever despicable act he might perform at the wedding would be Alex's fault for convincing him to go. When Louie is very close to wrecking the wedding, he has a change of heart and gives the couple his blessing.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Unknown
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    #21 - Fledgling

    S4:E8

    Elaine makes it her mission to try to cure a talented and friendly but troubled artist of his severe agoraphobia (fear of public places). Alex (possibly jealous of Elaine spending time with another man) advises Elaine to leave the treatment to a professional, but she ignores his advice and eventually brings the artist to the garage. Predictably, the artist is scared to leave the cab but while Alex and Elaine bicker about her methods, the artist walks out of the cab and appears to be making progress.

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    Director:James Burrows
    Writer:Ken Estin
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    #22 - Of Mice and Tony

    S4:E9

    Tony becomes the manager of a promising young heavyweight boxer at his gym, but after the boxer wins a major fight, the ""syndicate"" (which turns out to be some doctors looking for an investment, rather than the mob) makes Tony an offer he can't refuse and takes over the boxer's management.

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    #23 - Louie Goes Too Far

    S4:E10

    When Louie spies on Elaine changing in the garage bathroom, she enlists a NOW representative's help and gets Louie fired. Louie appeals to Elaine at her apartment one evening though and begs her forgiveness (and her help getting his job back). After Louie exhibits actual remorse and demonstrates through a touching story that he knows how it feels to be violated, Elaine accepts his apology (and presumably gets him rehired at the garage).

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    #24 - I Wanna Be Around

    S4:E11

    Louie becomes scared of nuclear war after hearing someone talk on Donahue, and he sets up a bomb shelter in the garage. He schedules a weekend drill with Jeff and Tony in tow, but finds he's too ""soft"" to survive if war really broke out, since he is unwilling to throw Jim (who has stowed away in a radiation suit) out of the shelter.

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    #25 - Bobby Doesn't Live Here Anymore

    S4:E12

    Bobby, who has moved to Hollywood, comes back to the garage for a visit and announces that he's filmed a pilot for a new prime-time soap opera. During his visit, he learns that the pilot has been picked up as a series and Bobby throws a party at the Plaza Hotel to celebrate. He soon learns that although the series is a go, they no longer want Bobby to appear in it. Bobby is upset and entertains the idea of moving back to New York, until Alex convinces him to follow his dream in Hollywood.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Louie and the Nice Girl" is the worst rated episode of "Taxi". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by James Burrows and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/11/1979. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey".