The chaotic lives, loves and drinking sessions of a group of hapless teachers. They might be qualified to teach, but they've still got a lot to learn...
The best episode of "Teachers" season 2 is "Episode One", rated 7.5/10 from 43 user votes. It was directed by Peter Lydon and written by Julie Rutterford. "Episode One" aired on 3/13/2002 and is rated 0.1 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Episode Two".
It’s a new term. Simon mistakes new languages tutor J.P. for a sixth former, and buxom newcomer Penny receives a lot of attention from the men. Recently divorced Susan turns on the charms with J.P.
Director: Peter Lydon
Writer: Julie Rutterford
Carol continues to pursue Kurt, even though he insists their relationship is over and tries to convince her that Penny is his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Bob tells Simon he hasn’t had sex for 23 years.
Director: Peter Lydon
Writer: Andrew Rattenbury
Jenny’s house-shaking romping with her new boyfriend Alec is driving Susan crazy, so she agrees to get a flat with Simon. And then Brian and Kurt convince Simon that he fancies her.
Director: John Alexander
Writer: Richard Stoneman
When J.P. comes out to the rest of the teachers, Simon, Kurt and Susan begin a campaign of wind-ups against Brian. But with J.P.’s help, Brian finds a way to get his own back.
Director: John Alexander
Writer: Andrew Rattenbury
Susan drags the others over to the house to prove how annoying Jenny’s boyfriend is. Brian and Kurt are confused when J.P. spends the night with a girl.
Director: John Alexander
Writer: Richard Stoneman
A delusional Bob manages to convince himself that Penny fancies him. This spurs him into undergoing a ridiculous fitness regime, which soon results in total collapse. Is this the end of Bob?
Director: Susanna White
Writer: Julie Rutterford
When a former student brings her baby into school to illustrate the hardships of motherhood, Susan ends up desperate for a child of her own. She doesn’t need a father, just good genetic material.
Director: Susanna White
Writer: Charlie Martin
Jenny decides it’s time to finish with Alec; she just needs to work out how. Meanwhile, Simon shocks everyone by announcing he’s going to quit his job and fly to South America—on Saturday.
Director: Susanna White
Writer: Ed Roe
Having split up with Alec, Jenny’s going through a hedonistic phase—much to Brian and Kurt’s delight as she keeps buying all the drinks.
Director: Reza Moradi
Writer: Andrew Rattenbury
Penny takes a shine to Simon’s replacement Matt because he’s the only person who talks to her. And Kurt wonders if he made a mistake splitting up with Carol.
Director: Reza Moradi
Writer: Simon McCleave, Richard Stoneman