7.0/1027 votes#1 - Episode One
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/6/2003
A new term and a new teacher, in the (rather large) shape of Lindsay. She can outdrink the boys, and Brian in particular thinks she’s brilliant, until Kurt convinces him that she fancies him.
Director: Brian Kelly
Writer: Ed Roe
7.1/1025 votes#2 - Episode Two
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 8/13/2003
Penny’s self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she’s driving everyone insane. Bored to tears with her moaning, Lindsay finally cracks.
Director: Brian Kelly
Writer: Richard Stoneman
7.2/1024 votes#3 - Episode Three
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 8/20/2003
Kurt thinks his luck with the ladies is changing. At parents’ evening he meets a woman he reckons he has a good chance of pulling. As usual, however, his judgement in these matters isn’t perfect.
Director: Brian Kelly
Writer: Richard Stoneman
7.3/1028 votes#4 - Episode Four
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 8/27/2003
Bobs wife throws him out of the house and moves her boyfriend in. For the first time, Liz takes pity on this dishevelled wreck. But a combination of pity and alcohol can have surprising results.
Director: Otto Bathurst
Writer: Richard Stoneman
7.2/1026 votes#5 - Episode Five
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/3/2003
Lindsay is about to turn 30, which is fine, until everyone points out that 30 is very old. What’s the best way to handle being 30? Grow old with grace and start acting your age, or the exact opposite?
Director: Otto Bathurst
Writer: Charlie Martin
6.8/1026 votes#6 - Episode Six
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/10/2003
Half the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the pressure, Clare assigns them all a stress partner, which proves very stressful.
Director: Otto Bathurst
Writer: Richard Stoneman
7.5/1031 votes#7 - Episode Seven
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 9/17/2003
There’s something disturbing in the air. A stranger, with a sinister beard, is lurking by the perimeter fence. But it turns out that he’s not so strange after all.
Director: Jonathan Fox Bassett
Writer: Ed Roe
7.2/1026 votes#8 - Episode Eight
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 9/24/2003
The English department are left without a head when Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, and Clare decides that, whether he likes it or not, Matt is the ideal choice to act as Bobs replacement.
Director: Jonathan Fox Bassett
Writer: Tony Basgallop
7.5/1026 votes#9 - Episode Nine
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 10/1/2003
The teachers are depressed that none of them is in a functional relationship, until Liz points out that Brian and Kurt are as good as married. But Brian thinks that Kurt is taking advantage of him.
Director: Jonathan Fox Bassett
Writer: Ed Roe
7.7/1027 votes#10 - Episode Ten
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 10/8/2003
Students and parents have been complaining about Lindsay, and she’s ended up with a formal warning. So she’s going to transform herself into ‘super-teacher’, with help from an unlikely guru: Bob.
Director: Susanna White
Writer: Andrew Rattenbury
7.4/1025 votes#11 - Episode Eleven
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 10/15/2003
Brians obsessed with Eileen—the only good-looking dinner lady in the world—and when Bob starts complaining loudly about the canteen food, Brian has to stand up for his dream woman.
Director: Susanna White
Writer: Jack Lothian
7.5/1027 votes#12 - Episode Twelve
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 10/22/2003
When Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt’s desire to win results in injury. Brian’s attempts to administer first aid only serve to make things worse and Kurt ends up in a wheelchair.
Director: Andrew Lincoln
Writer: Richard Stoneman
7.7/1030 votes#13 - Episode Thirteen
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 10/29/2003
Love, lust, and general weirdness are in the air. Penny’s started a new romance, Clare’s getting frisky, and in a drunken moment Matt and Lindsay find themselves snogging.
Director: Andrew Lincoln
Writer: Charlie Martin
The Best Episodes of Teachers Season 3
Every episode of Teachers Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Teachers Season 3!
The chaotic lives, loves and drinking sessions of a group of hapless teachers. They might be qualified to teach, but they've still got a lot...
Genres:ComedyDrama
Network:Channel 4
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Episode One" is the best rated episode of "Teachers" season 3. It scored 7/10 based on 27 votes. Directed by Brian Kelly and written by Ed Roe, it aired on 8/6/2003. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Episode Two".