7.9/102,279 votes#1 - Just Say Yes
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2024
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane
7.7/101,989 votes#2 - My Two Dads
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh
7.7/101,799 votes#3 - Ejectile Dysfunction
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Dana Gould
8.2/101,812 votes#4 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Jon Pollack
7.8/101,675 votes#5 - Desperately Seeking Susan
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/11/2024
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane
6.7/102,348 votes#6 - Loud Night
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/11/2024
Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Julius Sharpe
8.2/101,651 votes#7 - He's Gotta Have It
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/11/2024
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh
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It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Peacock
Season 1 Ratings Summary
"Just Say Yes" is the best rated episode of "ted" season 1. It scored 7.9/10 based on 2279 votes. Directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Seth MacFarlane, it aired on 1/11/2024. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "My Two Dads".