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The Best Episodes of ted Season 1

Every episode of ted Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of ted Season 1!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    ted Season 1 Episode 4 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
    8.2/10(3132 votes)

    S1:E4

    Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Jon Pollack

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  2. ted Season 1 Episode 7 - He's Gotta Have It
    8.2/10(2847 votes)

    S1:E7

    As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

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  3. ted Season 1 Episode 1 - Just Say Yes
    7.9/10(3885 votes)

    S1:E1

    When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Seth MacFarlane

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  4. ted Season 1 Episode 5 - Desperately Seeking Susan
    7.9/10(2896 votes)

    S1:E5

    Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Seth MacFarlane

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  5. ted Season 1 Episode 2 - My Two Dads
    7.7/10(3421 votes)

    S1:E2

    Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

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  6. ted Season 1 Episode 3 - Ejectile Dysfunction
    7.7/10(3119 votes)

    S1:E3

    Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Dana Gould

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  7. ted Season 1 Episode 6 - Loud Night
    6.8/10(3834 votes)

    S1:E6

    Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Julius Sharpe

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles" is the best rated episode of ted season 1. It scored 8.2/10 from 3,132 votes. Directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Jon Pollack, it aired on January 11, 2024.