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The Worst Episodes of ted

Every episode of ted ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of ted!

It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.

Genre:Comedy
Network:Peacock

Lowest Rated Episodes Summary

The worst episode of "ted" is "Loud Night", rated 6.7/10 from 2268 user votes. It was directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Julius Sharpe. "Loud Night" aired on 1/11/2024 and is rated 1.0 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "My Two Dads".

  • Loud Night
    6.7/10 2,268 votes

    #1 - Loud Night

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/11/2024

    Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Julius Sharpe

  • My Two Dads
    7.7/10 1,926 votes

    #2 - My Two Dads

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2024

    Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh

  • Ejectile Dysfunction
    7.7/10 1,745 votes

    #3 - Ejectile Dysfunction

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/11/2024

    Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Dana Gould

  • Desperately Seeking Susan
    7.8/10 1,624 votes

    #4 - Desperately Seeking Susan

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/11/2024

    Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Seth MacFarlane

  • Just Say Yes
    7.9/10 2,213 votes

    #5 - Just Say Yes

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2024

    When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Seth MacFarlane

  • Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
    8.2/10 1,753 votes

    #6 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/11/2024

    Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Jon Pollack

  • He's Gotta Have It
    8.2/10 1,600 votes

    #7 - He's Gotta Have It

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/11/2024

    As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

    Director: Seth MacFarlane

    Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh