ComedyPeacock

The Worst Episodes of ted

Every episode of ted ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of ted!

Worst episode
S1E6 Loud Night
6.83,847 votes
Best episode
S2E3 Dungeons & Dealers
8.52,195 votes
Top season
Season 2
8.2avg
Binge time
9h 15m
15 episodes
BestEpisodes
WorstEpisodes
BestSeasons
AllEpisodes

Seasons2

All12

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Worst Episode
    Click to reveal
    ted Season 1 Episode 6 - Loud Night
    6.8/10(3847 votes)

    S1:E6

    Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Julius Sharpe

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  2. ted Season 1 Episode 2 - My Two Dads
    7.7/10(3432 votes)

    S1:E2

    Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  3. ted Season 1 Episode 3 - Ejectile Dysfunction
    7.7/10(3131 votes)

    S1:E3

    Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Dana Gould

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  4. ted Season 2 Episode 1 - Talk Dirty to Me
    7.7/10(2054 votes)

    S2:E1

    John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Aaron Lee

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  5. ted Season 2 Episode 6 - Roe v. Weed
    7.8/10(1822 votes)

    S2:E6

    Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Chelsea Davison

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  6. ted Season 1 Episode 1 - Just Say Yes
    7.9/10(3896 votes)

    S1:E1

    When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Seth MacFarlane

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

    7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 BEST Episodes of ted

    READ
  7. ted Season 1 Episode 5 - Desperately Seeking Susan
    7.9/10(2910 votes)

    S1:E5

    Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Seth MacFarlane

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  8. ted Season 2 Episode 4 - The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
    8.0/10(1768 votes)

    S2:E4

    Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Seth MacFarlane, Julius Sharpe

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  9. ted Season 2 Episode 2 - Mrs. Robicheck
    8.2/10(2018 votes)

    S2:E2

    Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Dana Gould

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  10. ted Season 1 Episode 7 - He's Gotta Have It
    8.2/10(2865 votes)

    S1:E7

    As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  11. ted Season 1 Episode 4 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
    8.2/10(3145 votes)

    S1:E4

    Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Jon Pollack

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  12. ted Season 2 Episode 8 - Fraudcast News
    8.4/10(1602 votes)

    S2:E8

    John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  13. ted Season 2 Episode 5 - The Sword in the Stoned
    8.4/10(1855 votes)

    S2:E5

    John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Julius Sharpe

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  14. ted Season 2 Episode 7 - Susan Is the New Black
    8.5/10(1769 votes)

    S2:E7

    Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Kirker Butler

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  15. ted Season 2 Episode 3 - Dungeons & Dealers
    8.5/10(2195 votes)

    S2:E3

    John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Chelsea Davison

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

Worst Episodes Summary

"Loud Night" is the worst rated episode of ted. It scored 6.8/10 from 3,847 votes. Directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Julius Sharpe, it aired on January 11, 2024. This episode scored 0.9 points lower than the second lowest rated, "My Two Dads".

Keep going

Browse ted by season

If you like ted