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ted•Season 2•Episode 1

Talk Dirty to Me

7.8/10 · 2,024 votesMar 5, 202634 min

Ranked #7 of 8 in Season 2•−0.4 vs season avg

Discussion

John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

Directed bySeth MacFarlane

Written byAaron Lee

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Seasons2

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Season 2 Episodes8

Talk Dirty to Me

Mrs. Robicheck

Dungeons & Dealers

The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

E5 8.4

The Sword in the Stoned

E6 7.7

Roe v. Weed

E7 8.5

Susan Is the New Black

E8 8.4

Fraudcast News

Cast5

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Max Burkholder

John Bennett

Alanna Ubach

Susan Bennett

Scott Grimes

Matty Bennett

Giorgia Whigham

Blaire Bennett

Crew5

Walter Murphy

Original Music Composer

Seth MacFarlane

Director

Tom Costantino

Editor

Hillary Wills

Editor

Aaron Lee

Writer

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Episode Summary

"Talk Dirty to Me" is episode 1 of ted season 2. It scored 7.8/10 from 2,024 votes, ranking #7 of 8 episodes this season (season average 8.2). Directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Aaron Lee, it aired on March 5, 2026.

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