The Best Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
Every episode of The Drinky Crow Show ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show!
An alcoholic crow goes on suicidal adventures with his monkey friend.
Top Episode Ratings Summary
The best episode of "The Drinky Crow Show" is "Organs", rated 8.1/10 from 13 user votes. It was directed by Matt Danner and written by Eric Kaplan. "Organs" aired on 12/14/2008 and is rated 0.4 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Elephant Man".
8.1/10 13 votes#1 - Organs
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/14/2008
Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
7.7/10 16 votes#2 - Elephant Man
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/4/2009
Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Samuel Johnson
7.5/10 53 votes#3 - Beer Goggles
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/23/2008
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
7.3/10 15 votes#4 - Bar
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/11/2009
The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Sam Means
6.8/10 42 votes#5 - Whale Show
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2008
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank
6.6/10 47 votes#6 - Tunnel Girls
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/28/2008
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
6.6/10 49 votes#7 - Old Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/21/2008
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank
6.6/10 44 votes#8 - God of Monkeys
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2008
Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Daniel Chun
6.5/10 41 votes#9 - Aspire
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/18/2009
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
5.8/10 41 votes#10 - Peace
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/2009
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Mike Yank