The Best Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show

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   7.9/10(20 votes)

   #1 - Organs

   S1:E312/14/2008

   Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan
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   7.6/10(23 votes)

   #2 - Elephant Man

   S1:E71/4/2009

   Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Samuel Johnson

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Samuel Johnson
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   7.3/10(63 votes)

   #3 - Beer Goggles

   S1:E111/23/2008

   In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan
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   6.9/10(22 votes)

   #4 - Bar

   S1:E81/11/2009

   The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Sam Means

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Sam Means
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   6.8/10(49 votes)

   #5 - Whale Show

   S1:E411/30/2008

   When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writers:Mike Yank, Eric Kaplan

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writers:Mike Yank, Eric Kaplan
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   6.8/10(57 votes)

   #6 - Old Girlfriend

   S1:E512/21/2008

   Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writers:Mike Yank, Eric Kaplan

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writers:Mike Yank, Eric Kaplan
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   6.7/10(57 votes)

   #7 - Tunnel Girls

   S1:E212/28/2008

   Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan
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   6.6/10(51 votes)

   #8 - God of Monkeys

   S1:E612/7/2008

   Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Daniel Chun

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   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Daniel Chun
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   6.3/10(48 votes)

   #9 - Aspire

   S1:E91/18/2009

   Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.

   Director:Matt Danner

   Writer:Eric Kaplan

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   Writer:Eric Kaplan
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    5.9/10(48 votes)

    #10 - Peace

    S1:E101/25/2009

    When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.

    Director:Matt Danner

    Writer:Mike Yank

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    Director:Matt Danner

    Writer:Mike Yank