All Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
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Season 1
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Beer Goggles
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/23/2008
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
- 6.7/1049 votesLoading...
Tunnel Girls
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/28/2008
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
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Organs
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/14/2008
Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
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Whale Show
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2008
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank
- 6.6/1050 votesLoading...
Old Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/21/2008
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank
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God of Monkeys
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2008
Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Daniel Chun
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Elephant Man
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/4/2009
Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Samuel Johnson
- 7.3/1016 votesLoading...
Bar
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/11/2009
The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Sam Means
- 6.5/1042 votesLoading...
Aspire
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/18/2009
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
- 5.8/1042 votesLoading...
Peace
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/2009
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Mike Yank