All Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
Browse all episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
All Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
Browse all episodes of The Drinky Crow Show
Season 1
7.5/1057 votesLoading...Beer Goggles
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/23/2008
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
6.6/1052 votesLoading...Tunnel Girls
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/28/2008
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
8.0/1017 votesLoading...Organs
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/14/2008
Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
6.9/1046 votesLoading...Whale Show
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2008
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Mike Yank, Eric Kaplan
6.6/1053 votesLoading...Old Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/21/2008
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Mike Yank, Eric Kaplan
6.6/1047 votesLoading...God of Monkeys
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2008
Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Daniel Chun
7.7/1019 votesLoading...Elephant Man
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/4/2009
Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Samuel Johnson
7.2/1018 votesLoading...Bar
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/11/2009
The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Sam Means
6.5/1044 votesLoading...Aspire
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/18/2009
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
5.9/1044 votesLoading...Peace
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/2009
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Mike Yank