The Worst Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show

In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Eric Kaplan

Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Eric Kaplan

Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Eric Kaplan

When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank

Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank

Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Daniel Chun

Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Samuel Johnson

The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Sam Means

Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Eric Kaplan

When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.

Director: Matt Danner

Writer: Mike Yank