The Best Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show Season 1
Every episode of The Drinky Crow Show Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Drinky Crow Show Season 1!
An alcoholic crow goes on suicidal adventures with his monkey friend.
Season 1 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "The Drinky Crow Show" season 1 is "Beer Goggles", rated 7.5/10 from 53 user votes. It was directed by Matt Danner and written by Eric Kaplan. "Beer Goggles" aired on 11/23/2008 and is rated 0.9 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Tunnel Girls".
7.5/10 53 votes#1 - Beer Goggles
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/23/2008
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
6.6/10 47 votes#2 - Tunnel Girls
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/28/2008
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
8.1/10 13 votes#3 - Organs
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/14/2008
Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
6.8/10 42 votes#4 - Whale Show
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2008
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank
6.6/10 49 votes#5 - Old Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/21/2008
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan, Mike Yank
6.6/10 44 votes#6 - God of Monkeys
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2008
Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Daniel Chun
7.7/10 16 votes#7 - Elephant Man
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/4/2009
Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Samuel Johnson
7.3/10 15 votes#8 - Bar
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/11/2009
The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Sam Means
6.5/10 41 votes#9 - Aspire
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/18/2009
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Eric Kaplan
5.8/10 41 votes#10 - Peace
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/2009
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
Director: Matt Danner
Writer: Mike Yank