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The Worst Episodes of The Facts of Life

Every episode of The Facts of Life ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Facts of Life!

The Facts of Life is an American sitcom that originally ran on the NBC television network from August 24, 1979, to May 7, 1988, making...
Genres:DramaComedy
Network:NBC

Worst Episodes Summary

"Brian and Sylvia" is the worst rated episode of "The Facts of Life". It scored 5.7/10 based on 105 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/25/1981. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Big Fight".

  • Brian and Sylvia
    5.7/10105 votes
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    #1 - Brian and Sylvia

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 3/25/1981

    Tootie and Natalie go to visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia. However, they are unaware they are showing up right in the middle of a fight. Sylvia and her husband are an interacial couple and Sylvia has just gotten a job offer in New York and Brian is not to happy about moving.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Big Fight
    6.2/1082 votes
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    #2 - The Big Fight

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/1982

    Yet another episode that revolves around the boys at a military academy. One of the young cadets, Alfred, invites Natalie to see him box in a tournament. However the only reason he gets into this situation is do the fact that his father suggested it. Later, Alfred learns that his father isn't even going to attend and is now faced with the possiblity of backing out on a fight against an opponent who intimidates him.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: Jerry Mayer

  • The Candidate
    6.5/1055 votes
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    #3 - The Candidate

    Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 3/1/1986

    Natalie is furious with the mayor during an election when she learns he plans to build an amusement park. This prompts Natalie to consider running for mayor herself.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Michael Maurer

  • The Agent
    6.6/1052 votes
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    #4 - The Agent

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 1/18/1986

    Tootie and Blair give an aspiring comic a career boost by staging a performance attended by Jim McCawley, talent coordinator of ""The Tonight Show.""

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Write and Wrong
    6.6/1067 votes
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    #5 - Write and Wrong

    Season 8 Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/1986

    A furious Natalie is determined to identify and sue the plagiarist who sold her short story to a magazine.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jane Anderson

  • A Star is Torn
    6.6/1064 votes
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    #6 - A Star is Torn

    Season 8 Episode 15 - Aired 1/31/1987

    Cinnamon, who bested Tootie in the audition for a Broadway rock musical, shows up claiming she's been replaced but that's not the real story.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Up from Down Under
    6.6/1056 votes
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    #7 - Up from Down Under

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 11/14/1987

    A new girl arrives at Eastland in the wee hours, claiming to be an Australian exchange student.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Jo's Cousin
    6.7/1094 votes
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    #8 - Jo's Cousin

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 4/14/1982

    Jo's cousin, a 14 year old tomboy, who is lovesick, calls for her help.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: Linda Marsh

  • Small but Dangerous
    6.7/1087 votes
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    #9 - Small but Dangerous

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/16/1983

    Streetwise Kelly alleges that the vandalism of Edna's Edibles was the work of a local gang, but Jo decides to investigate.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • 3, 2, 1
    6.7/1080 votes
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    #10 - 3, 2, 1

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/1985

    Blair and Jo argue over stories and editorials that are to be presented as a news report which is also going to include a behind the scenes look at the girls' shop, Over Our Heads.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Paul Haggis

  • Stake-Out Blues
    6.7/1063 votes
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    #11 - Stake-Out Blues

    Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 1/11/1986

    The police want to stake out the shop to nab a few crooks but the girls, not wanting to worry Mrs. Garrett, insist she not be told about the operation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jake Weinberger, Michael Weinberger

  • Taking a Chance on Love  (2)
    6.8/1062 votes
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    #12 - Taking a Chance on Love (2)

    Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/1984

    Jo and Sam's relationship grows more serious despite the fact that he has a young son from a previous marriage.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: N/A

  • Ex Marks the Spot
    6.8/1047 votes
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    #13 - Ex Marks the Spot

    Season 8 Episode 20 - Aired 3/7/1987

    Beverly Ann's ex shows up unexpectedly, hoping for a reconciliation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Michael Maurer, Michael Poryes

  • The Sound of Silence
    6.9/1077 votes
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    #14 - The Sound of Silence

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 10/27/1982

    Natalie discovers that Tootie has a hearing problem. Tootie forces Natalie to keep quiet and refuses to get some help for her problem.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: N/A

  • September Song
    6.9/1064 votes
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    #15 - September Song

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/22/1982

    The latest man in Mrs. Garrett's life is Henry, her jogging buddy. However, their relationship could turn into a marriage when he proposes. Later, Henry hurts his back and the girls become nursemaids this gives Mrs. Garrett a quick taste of what living with Henry would be like.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: N/A

  • E.G.O.C. (Edna Garrett on Campus)
    6.9/1055 votes
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    #16 - E.G.O.C. (Edna Garrett on Campus)

    Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1984

    Mrs. Garrett enrolls in a Shakespeare class, but worries that she might neglect her business and have trouble fitting in with the college crowd.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Rich Aren't Different
    6.9/1064 votes
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    #17 - The Rich Aren't Different

    Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/1984

    Jo borrows one of Blair's watches and later breaks it. Jo's lack of remorse is what sends Blair to some serious action, she hauls Jo into small claims court. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrett is having a hard time studying for her algebra class.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Lady Who Came to Dinner
    6.9/1067 votes
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    #18 - The Lady Who Came to Dinner

    Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 2/22/1986

    The girls surprise Blair on her birthday with a party featuring singer and dancer Betty Kean who, like ""The Man Who Came to Dinner,"" stays on and on and on.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Golden Oldies
    6.9/1065 votes
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    #19 - Golden Oldies

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 1/2/1988

    Imagine the whole gang the same people the same place, 40 years from now.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • On the Edge
    6.9/1054 votes
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    #20 - On the Edge

    Season 9 Episode 21 - Aired 3/12/1988

    Jo's job at the social services center gets a bit hairy when her supervisor, a suicide prevention counselor, threatens to leap off a building.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Bob Colleary

  • Big Apple Blues
    6.9/1070 votes
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    #21 - Big Apple Blues

    Season 9 Episode 22 - Aired 3/19/1988

    Natalie's first bite of the Big Apple is hard to digest: she overnights in a Soho loft with ""the four weirdest people I've ever met.""

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Woman's Place
    7.0/1073 votes
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    #22 - A Woman's Place

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 11/24/1982

    Jo's got a great part time job as a mechanic working along side her boyfriend, Doug. However, when her talent of fixing motorcycles causes her to get a promotion to weekend service manager, Doug gives her the cold shoulder since she is now his supervisor.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: David Chambers

  • A Royal Pain
    7.0/1070 votes
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    #23 - A Royal Pain

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 1/5/1983

    A new student arrives at Eastland claiming to be a royal princess. All seems to go okay, but then Tootie catches her with a boy. Since it is against the rules to have an uninvited guest, Tootie starts to become suspicious.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: Jerry Mayer

  • The Way We Were  (2)
    7.0/1045 votes
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    #24 - The Way We Were (2)

    Season 5 Episode 26 - Aired 5/9/1984

    Flashbacks and memories of the past continue as the girls finish getting ready for their summer vacations. However, saying goodbye to one another appears to be easy for all them especially since fights are brewing between Blair and Jo and Natalie and Tootie.

    Director: Asaad Kelada

    Writer: Jerry Mayer

  • Dear Apple
    7.0/1060 votes
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    #25 - Dear Apple

    Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/1984

    Jo has a heart-to-heart talk---with a computer to resolve a conflict she had with Blair (Lisa Whelchel). Natalie: Mindy Cohn. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Tootie: Kim Fields.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Paul Haggis