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The Worst Episodes of The Golden Girls

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The Worst Episodes of The Golden Girls

Four Southern Florida seniors share a house, their dreams, and a whole lot of cheesecake. Bright, promiscuous, clueless and hilarious, these lovely, mismatched ladies form...

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  1. 3.7/10(993 votes)

    #1 - Empty Nests

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    S2:E26

    In this pilot for another series (Empty Nest, obviously the concept was retooled), the girls' friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out and her husband's workaholic habits.

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    Director:Jay Sandrich
  2. 6.2/10(529 votes)

    #2 - Mister Terrific

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    S3:E24

    Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

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  3. 6.2/10(408 votes)

    #3 - The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)

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    S5:E25

    An FBI agent investigates the girls' life's for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.

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    Director:N/A
  4. 6.2/10(410 votes)

    #4 - The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)

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    S5:E26

    When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.

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    Director:N/A
  5. 6.5/10(397 votes)

    #5 - Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)

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    S6:E24

    The deathbed confession of an ex-patient at Shady Pines, means bad news for Sophia, since in her confession she stated that Sophia and her stated the 1985 Shady Pines fire.

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  6. 6.6/10(464 votes)

    #6 - Fiddler on the Ropes

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    S4:E18

    Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings in, Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.

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  8. 6.6/10(415 votes)

    #7 - We're Outta Here (1)

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    S4:E25

    Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home from a play to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. It's later discovered a for sale sign was accidentally placed on the front lawn but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered.

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  9. 6.6/10(405 votes)

    #8 - We're Outta Here (2)

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    S4:E26

    Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as her and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

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  10. 6.6/10(384 votes)

    #9 - Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)

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    S6:E25

    Sophia cannot recall the events that lead to the Shady Pines fire.

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  11. 6.7/10(444 votes)

    #10 - Golden Moments (1)

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    S3:E18

    Sophia announces her intentions of moving out and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.

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  12. 6.7/10(436 votes)

    #11 - Golden Moments (2)

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    S3:E19

    As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.

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  13. 7.0/10(669 votes)

    #12 - The Truth Will Out

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    S1:E16

    Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

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  14. 7.0/10(421 votes)

    #13 - All That Jazz

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    S5:E10

    Dorothy's son, Michael, shows up on her doorstep with news that he's separated with his wife and needs a place to stay. However, Dorothy quickly gets tired of his freeloading and dumps him on Stan. Meanwhile, Rose's stress is getting terrible and is reluctant to talk to her boss about cutting back on her "things-to-do" list.

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    Director:Terry Hughes
  15. 7.1/10(624 votes)

    #14 - Big Daddy

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    S1:E24

    Blanche's father, Big Daddy, comes to Miami for a visit, with an announcement, he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Meanwhile, Sophia places a curse on a neighbor who refuses to remove his tree that fell over onto the lanai during a storm.

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  16. 7.1/10(599 votes)

    #15 - Family Affair

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    S2:E7

    Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and each of them become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.

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  17. 7.1/10(531 votes)

    #16 - Son-In-Law Dearest

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    S2:E23

    Dorothy's daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement. Dorothy is excited when she thinks the announcement is going to be that Kate is pregnant. However, when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose stay up and watch an "I Love Lucy" marathon.

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  18. 7.2/10(816 votes)

    #17 - On Golden Girls

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    S1:E6

    Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.

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    Director:Jim Drake
    Writer:Liz Sage
  19. 7.2/10(668 votes)

    #18 - That Was No Lady

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    S1:E14

    Dorothy latest boyfriend Glen gives her a shock when he tells her that he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Meanwhile, Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

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    Director:Jim Drake
    Writer:Liz Sage
  20. 7.2/10(533 votes)

    #19 - Before and After

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    S2:E15

    Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls lives. Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out.

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  21. 7.2/10(563 votes)

    #20 - Dorothy's Prized Pupil

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    S2:E21

    Dorothy feels that it's her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he's an illegal alien.

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  22. 7.2/10(539 votes)

    #21 - Letter To Gorbachev

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    S3:E6

    Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future. This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned when she gets a response and learns that Gorbechev would like to meet her.

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  23. 7.2/10(498 votes)

    #22 - Charlie's Buddy

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    S3:E12

    A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose, however he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

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  24. 7.2/10(619 votes)

    #23 - Blanche's Little Girl

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    S3:E14

    Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

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  25. 7.2/10(451 votes)

    #24 - Rose's Big Adventure

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    S3:E22

    Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

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    Director:Terry Hughes
    Writer:N/A
  26. 7.2/10(466 votes)

    #25 - Mary Has A Little Lamb

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    S5:E13

    The girls take in a 15 year old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.

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    Director:Terry Hughes
    Writer:N/A

Worst Episodes Summary

"Empty Nests" is the worst rated episode of "The Golden Girls". It scored 3.7/10 based on 993 votes. Directed by Jay Sandrich and written by Susan Harris, it aired on 5/16/1987. This episode scored 2.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Mister Terrific".