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The Best Episodes of The Golden Palace

Every episode of The Golden Palace ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Golden Palace!

The Golden Palace begins where The Golden Girls had ended, in the quartet's now-sold Miami house. With Dorothy Zbornak having married and left in the...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Best Episodes Summary

"Seems Like Old Times (2)" is the best rated episode of "The Golden Palace". It scored 8.3/10 based on 145 votes. Directed by Lex Passaris and written by Jim Vallely, it aired on 11/6/1992. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Seems Like Old Times (1)".

  • Seems Like Old Times (2)
    8.3/10145 votes
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    #1 - Seems Like Old Times (2)

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/6/1992

    Sophia runs away to her old rest home. When the other girls try to get her, they find that it is no longer anywhere near as bad as she said it was.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Jim Vallely

  • Seems Like Old Times (1)
    8.2/10137 votes
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    #2 - Seems Like Old Times (1)

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/1992

    Dorothy visits her ex-roommates at the Golden Palace, hoping to convince Sophia to come and live with her and her husband in Atlanta.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten

  • Tad
    8.0/10106 votes
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    #3 - Tad

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 4/16/1993

    It is revealed that Blanche has another brother - a mentally handicapped man who has been living in an institution.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten

  • You've Lost That Livin' Feeling
    7.8/10108 votes
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    #4 - You've Lost That Livin' Feeling

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 2/19/1993

    A dead body, a news crew and a health inspector all descend upon the hotel during its weekend-long re-opening celebrations leaving the staff scrambling.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marco Pennette

  • Camp Town Races Aren't Nearly as Much Fun as They Used to Be
    7.6/10121 votes
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    #5 - Camp Town Races Aren't Nearly as Much Fun as They Used to Be

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/4/1992

    When The Daughters of the Traditional South are set to arrive at the hotel, Blanche hangs a Confederate flag on the front counter, though this doesn't bode well with Roland. Meanwhile, Rose is outraged when a married man whom she knows checks in with his mistress.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Marc Sotkin

  • Marriage on the Rocks, With a Twist
    7.5/10109 votes
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    #6 - Marriage on the Rocks, With a Twist

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/1992

    Roland's parents call to visit. He thinks they are flying over to tell him his dog died. It turns out they have decided to get a divorce. A comic duo is coming for a radio show live from The Golden Palace. Sophia advises the duo to use Rose for the show where they need a stupid person to make fun of.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten

  • Pilot
    7.4/10155 votes
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    #7 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1992

    After their ex-roommate Dorothy moves away to Atlanta with her new husband, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia sell their house and decide to purchase a dilapidated hotel near the beach.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Susan Harris

  • One Old Lady to Go
    7.4/10127 votes
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    #8 - One Old Lady to Go

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1992

    Rose adopts a delusional elderly woman who thinks she's her daughter; Sophia and Chuy decide to go into the Chinese takeout business.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Jim Vallely

  • Just a Gigolo
    7.4/10106 votes
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    #9 - Just a Gigolo

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/1992

    Nick De Carlo, a handsome patron says he cannot pay the bill and wants to work in the kitchen. The girls want to find something more appropriate for him to do and ask him about his trade. Nick says he is a gigolo. Shocked, the girls hire him anyway to wash the dishes.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Tony DeLia

  • Say Goodbye, Rose
    7.4/10101 votes
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    #10 - Say Goodbye, Rose

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/12/1993

    Rose is enamored with a hotel guest who looks exactly like Charlie; Blanche is horrified to discover her visiting son Matthew wants to pursue a career as a comedian.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Jim Vallely

  • One Angry Stan
    7.4/1094 votes
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    #11 - One Angry Stan

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/1993

    The girls learn that Dorothy's ex-husband Stan has died, but Sophia eventually finds out the truth when Stan shows up: he faked death and left the country to avoid paying back taxes.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Bill Rosenthal, Michael Davidoff

  • Promotional Considerations
    7.3/10141 votes
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    #12 - Promotional Considerations

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/1992

    Blanche and Roland clash over who is the boss of the hotel, meanwhile Rose unknowingly opens up the hotel to a serial killer.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Jim Vallely

  • It's Beginning to Look a Lot (Less) Like Christmas
    7.3/10103 votes
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    #13 - It's Beginning to Look a Lot (Less) Like Christmas

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/1992

    Chuy does not like Christmas because of bad memories in his childhood. Roland accepts to be Santa at the children's hospital. Rose wants him to be a perfect Santa so she puts him through a training with Sophia.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Jonathan Schmock

  • A New Leash on Life
    7.3/1087 votes
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    #14 - A New Leash on Life

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/2/1993

    Blanche's relationship with a greyhound breeder becomes strained when Rose finds out what will happen if his dog doesn't win the next race.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Marco Pennette

  • Can't Stand Losing You
    7.2/10111 votes
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    #15 - Can't Stand Losing You

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/1992

    Blanche and Rose are concerned that Roland overworks himself and decide to compete to find him a new girlfriend. Rose finds a beautiful young girl and Blanche tracks down Roland's southern ex-girlfriend Tricia. Only when Tricia is already on the plane to Miami does Blanche find out that Roland hates her. Sophia is jealous of Chuy because he was chosen over her to represent the hotel at a television show.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Mitchell Hurwitz

  • Heartbreak Hotel
    7.1/1091 votes
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    #16 - Heartbreak Hotel

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/29/1993

    Rose organizes a romantic getaway night at the hotel with Dr. Ursula as a guest to give a lecture. Blanche is excited because Taylor Michaels is coming to town. She once lost this man to another woman but Rose is the one Taylor is interested in when he arrives.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Julie Thacker

  • Señor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life
    7.1/1088 votes
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    #17 - Señor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/5/1993

    The Golden Palace is being sued by the owner of another hotel: he says part of the girls' parking lot is on his property.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marc Sotkin

  • Sex, Lies and Tortillas
    7.0/1082 votes
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    #18 - Sex, Lies and Tortillas

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/1993

    Spring Break finds a horde of college kids descending upon the hotel; Rose receives a visit from her granddaughter Charlene who is contemplating sex with her boyfriend.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Bill Rosenthal, Michael Davidoff

  • The Chicken and the Egg
    7.0/1092 votes
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    #19 - The Chicken and the Egg

    Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/1993

    Blanche turns to her daughter Rebecca when her latest beau wants Blanche to bear his children.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Mitchell Hurwitz

  • Runaways
    6.9/1093 votes
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    #20 - Runaways

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/1993

    Sophia and Oliver joy ride in a guest's car and wind up in police custody.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Mitchell Hurwitz

  • Pros and Concierge
    6.9/1083 votes
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    #21 - Pros and Concierge

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 4/9/1993

    Chuy's big mouth results in Roland losing his job after it's revealed he met with the owners of a rival hotel.

    Director: Lex Passaris

    Writer: Kevin Rooney

  • Ebbtide for the Defense
    6.8/10113 votes
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    #22 - Ebbtide for the Defense

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1992

    Chuy meets an old friend with a grudge against him; the staff try to make it through the weekend incident free when they realize they don't have any insurance coverage.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marc Sotkin

  • Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye
    6.7/10135 votes
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    #23 - Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/1992

    Rose suspects Miles has been unfaithful to her when his name is found in the hotel registry dating back several years.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten

  • Rose and Fern
    6.5/10104 votes
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    #24 - Rose and Fern

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/8/1993

    Miles contacts Rose again and wants them back together. Blanche advises Rose to date other people to get over him. Roland tells Blanche something is wrong in the books and he suspects someone may be stealing money from the hotel.

    Director: Peter D. Beyt

    Writer: Marc Sotkin