7.9/10116 votes#1 - #501
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/1994
Idiot Boy: Assistant, Cops: Interrogation 1, Feelyat, Cops: Interrogation 2, Catching Up, Martyr, Cops: Interrogation 4, The Beard Skits: - Idiot Boy at Work: Idiot Boy is causing problems at work - Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? - You've Gained Weight: woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems - Police Department: 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? - Feelyat!: bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin) - Brian's Been Arrested: Fran tells how Brian was arrested - Police Department: 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? - The Beard: Man's beard takes over his life
Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/10112 votes
#2 - #502
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 10/12/1994
Cops: Interrogation 5, Please Please Please, Special Sauce, Chance Meeting, Cops: Interrogation 7, Document, Grizzly, Cops: Interrogation Finale Skits: - Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" - Disgusting Old Man: old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife - The Chosen One Thinker: fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks - Chance Meeting: the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting - Police Department: 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? - Firing Documentary: man makes documentary of being fired from work - Grizzly: man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks - Police Department: 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?"
Director: John Blanchard, Bruce McCulloch, Mark Sawers
Writer: N/A
- 6.9/10112 votes
#3 - #503
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/1994
Hookers: Drum Up Business, How To, Just One Guy, Hookers: Rap Music, Por-eef, Jug Head, The Hit Skits: - Whores: drumming up business - Meet Your New Male Slave: Buddy gets a new male slave - Someone Doesn't Like You: man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend - Whores: rap music - Poreef: Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store - The Tattoo: man reveals his deep hidden secret - The Hit: man hires hit man to kill himself
Director: John Blanchard, Mark Sawers, Dave Foley
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/10111 votes
#4 - #504
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/1994
God is Dead, New Boots, Fast Breakup, Hookers: Porno, Rockey, Hookers: Price List, Montreal 2, Dessert Skit: - God is Dead: newsreel footage of the death of God - New Boots: workers with steel-toed boots go to the job - Accelerated-Time Breakup: time accelerates whenever man leaves wife - Whores: new price list - Buddy's Bar: Buddy talks about Montreal - Whores: johns who can't pay - Dipping Areas: a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas
Director: John Blanchard, Bruce McCulloch, Kelly Makin, Mark Sawers
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/10110 votes
#5 - #505
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 12/7/1994
Lesbian & Gay Pride, Waiter With Stumps For Hands, Squealin', Gavin: Leaking, Protest, Good to Cry 2, Drag Queens & Leather People, Sounds Skit: - Steps: gay pride day - Stump Hand Waiter: the waiter with stumps for hands - Butt Freak Film Buff: the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene - Gavin at the Police Department: Gavin registers a complaint at the police department - Steps: gay pride day continued - Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital: the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital - Steps: gay pride day continued - Evan the Stereo Salesman: Evan the intense stereo salesman
Director: John Blanchard
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/10110 votes
#6 - #506
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/1994
Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) • Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad • Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers • Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear • Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs • Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life
Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin, Mark Sawers
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/10111 votes
#7 - #507
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/1994
Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave • Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated • Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores) • Love (B): Bruce monologue about love • Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts • Whores (DS)(5): ""Want a date?"" joke backfires (Whores) • Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting • Whores (DS)(5) • They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France
Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin, Mark Sawers
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/10111 votes
#8 - #508
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 12/28/1994
555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad • Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) • Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people • Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker • 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad • Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight • 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad • Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty)
Director: John Blanchard, David Wellington
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/10110 votes
#9 - #509
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 1/18/1995
Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) • Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo • Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together • Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane) • Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant • Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps)
Director: John Blanchard, David Wellington
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/10110 votes
#10 - #510
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/1995
Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean • Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) • The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid • Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates] • Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?) • The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking
Director: John Blanchard, Mark McKinney, David Wellington
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/10111 votes
#11 - #511
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 2/1/1995
The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby • Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) • Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy) • Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers) • Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat • Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy) • Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs
Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin, Mark Sawers
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/10108 votes
#12 - #512
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 2/8/1995
Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things. • The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. • You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong. • Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him. • Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny.
Director: John Blanchard, Mark Sawers
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/10109 votes
#13 - #513
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2/15/1995
Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes • Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend) • Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores) • Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss ""gross"" things • Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores) • Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS • Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear
Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin, David Wellington
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/10108 votes
#14 - #514
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/22/1995
Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department) • Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner • Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirts • Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy) • This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste • Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker)
Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin, David Wellington
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/10109 votes
#15 - #515
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/1/1995
Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party • The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives • Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) • Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran)
Director: John Blanchard, Bronwen Hughes
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/10108 votes
#16 - #516
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 3/8/1995
Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown) • Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable (Disgusting Old Man) • My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department) • Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had • Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl)
Director: John Blanchard, Bronwen Hughes
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/10108 votes
#17 - #517
Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/1995
Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office • Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps) • "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash • Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce)
Director: John Blanchard, Bronwen Hughes, Bruce McCulloch
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/10108 votes
#18 - #518
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/1995
Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department) • Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) • I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect • Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps) • Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?) • Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta)
Director: John Blanchard, Bronwen Hughes, Mark McKinney
Writer: N/A
- 7.5/10108 votes
#19 - #519
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 3/29/1995
Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) • Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism) • The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen) • Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills) • Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy • Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still) • Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier) • Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded
Director: John Blanchard, Bronwen Hughes
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/10109 votes
#20 - #520
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 4/8/1995
Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates • Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce • Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number
Director: John Blanchard, Bronwen Hughes
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/10108 votes
#21 - #521
Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 4/15/1995
End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini) • Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada) • The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute • Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar • On Censorship (KDB)(5): ""recap"" of censored episodes • A.T. Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T. Boss) • Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini)
Director: John Blanchard
Writer: N/A
- 8.1/1098 votes
#22 - #522
Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 4/15/1995
This Season 5 Best-Of Compilation features fan-favorite sketches: God is Dead, Chicken Lady at the Mall, Hillbilly's Problem, The Convenience Store Worker, Meet Your New Male Slave, and Disgusting Old Man.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of The Kids in the Hall Season 5
Every episode of The Kids in the Hall Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Kids in the Hall Season 5!
The Kids in the Hall is a Canadian sketch comedy group formed in 1984, consisting of comedians Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney,...
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Season 5 Ratings Summary
"#501" is the best rated episode of "The Kids in the Hall" season 5. It scored 7.9/10 based on 116 votes. Directed by John Blanchard, Kelly Makin and written by N/A, it aired on 10/5/1994. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "#502".