The Worst Episodes of The Kids in the Hall

Skits: - Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial - The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing - Whores - Pitiful Mechanic - Spider on the Face - Whores - Hyper Business Executive - Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

- Street Fight -- Parents Watching - Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl - Street Fight -- Confusion - Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band - Street Fight -- Unfair Fight - Buddy -- Virtual Reality - Cyril St. John the Escapist - Hardboiled NY Rednecks

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

- Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore) - Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy) - The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies reveals it to her boyfriend - I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his assistant into a rat - Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy) - Can You Dig It? (B) (4): He dances with strobe lighting - Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters a man in a shoe store - Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy) - The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex)

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

The Governor's Wrong Number Spot Bellini Contest The Alley Fight 1 Multiple Personalities The Alley Fight 2 Sandwich People Never Put Salt In Your Eyes

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Skits: Newscasters - Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News - In short- The weatherman is not God. Emergency Room Practical Joker - Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop - In short- A dying man pulls a few jokes before he dies. Perks - Stars- Scott - Recurring Characters- n/a - In short- A man responds to Scott's personal ad. Out of Body Experience - Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- Myra - In Short- Myra has an out of body experience while choking. Sex Girl Patrol - Stars- Dave, Bruce - Recurring Characters- Preacher Character - In Short- A filmmaker's "very sexist" new film. So Says You - Stars- Dave, Kevin - Recurring Characters- n/a - In Short- A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death.

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Radio Big Bats Apartment Games 1 Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener Progress in Food Apartment Games 2 Forced Date

Director: John Blanchard, Dave Foley, Stephen Surjik

Writer: N/A

Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke. Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her old house (Chicken Lady, Tucker, Bearded Lady) Assistant Fired (MB)-The 45-year-old man fires his assistant (45 guy) Mixed Up Names (DS)-The bad doctor mixes up files at the hospital (bad doctor) 7 Things To Do (KD)-"Gotta keep on top of my life" (Thug a.k.a. Inept Hitman) Interviewing New Assistant (BM)-He doesn't get the job. He slobbered on the guy's joint. (45 year old guy) Hiring Assistant (B)-He finds a new assistant (45 year old guy) Judy & Fran (DBS)-They meet the new widow (Fran, Gordon, Judy)

Director: John Blanchard

Writer: N/A

Hookers - Rich Guy • Gavin - Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers - Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers - New Coke • Thanksgiving

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Chalet 2000

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops - Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops - Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity • Cops - Rookie Puke • Divorce Court

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers - Plastic Surgery • Armada - Understudy • Hookers - Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline • Hookers - Too Easy • Comfortable High

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Cops - Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops - Spring, Exposed • Hookers - Documentaries • Nudity • Cops - Europe • Business World • Katnapped

Director: John Blanchard

Writer: N/A

The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal Santa's Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah. Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who gets to have breakfast with Belinni at his or her local airport (Belinni) Looking For Frank (KD)-He's dealing with Steve "TWO PHONES" Macabee! Tammy's New Video (BM)-Tammy ain't gonna spread for no roses! (Tammy) My Art! (KB)-He borrowed his art and now he's stealing (the artist with the weird hair)

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops - Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops - Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages

Director: John Blanchard

Writer: N/A

Guilt • The Kathi's - Monday Meeting • The Voices • Steps - Hot • Becoming A Man • Steps - Drag • The Collector • Steps - Issues

Director: John Blanchard, Bruce McCulloch, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Pops • Poker Face • Cheers • Cops - Worms • The Nap • Cops - Hungover • Contest • Just One Bite

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin, Dave Foley

Writer: N/A

Hookers - Transvestite • Excellent Composer • Hookers - Movie Star • Quarter Life Crisis • Cemetery • Drunk As a Crow • Advantage

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

People - Bike Courier • Ricardo • Chargin' Ya • Atrium • People - Winnipeg Chick • Art Studio • People - Hopeless Romantic • Surrogate

Director: John Blanchard, Bruce McCulloch, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Cabbie • Seminar • Gezbo • Diploma • Cabbie Two • On Board • Scary Sandwich • Extreme Argument

Director: John Blanchard, Kelly Makin

Writer: N/A

Skits: Fiore Parfums Commercial - Stars- Scott - Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore - In short- Smell like a bitch. Things To Do - Stars- Dave, Kevin - Recurring Characters- Thug - In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule. Art Collector - Stars- Bruce, Mark - Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy - In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection. Who's Hot and Who's Not - Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott - Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley - In short- They guy-watch from the steps. Night I Connected With My Dog - Stars- Bruce - Recurring Characters- n/a - In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing. The Life of Cyril St. John - Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- n/a - In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist. Gay Marriage - Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott - Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley - In short- They

Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Skits: Inexperienced Cannibal - Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott - Recurring Characters- n/a - In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone. Try it NOW! - Stars- Kevin, Scott - Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife - In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing. Sock Puppet - Stars- Dave, Scott - Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre - In Short- It's for nervous johns. Do Re Mi - Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- n/a - In short- Turning that frown upside down. Anal Probing Aliens - Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark - Recurring Characters- Tucker - In short- Alien questions the point to his work. Transvestite - Stars- Dave, Scott - Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre - In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one. Answering Machine - Stars- Bruce, Kevin - Recurring Characters- n/a - In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting. Chicken Lady Goes Home - Stars- Dave, Bruce,

Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Hookers: Drum Up Business, How To, Just One Guy, Hookers: Rap Music, Por-eef, Jug Head, The Hit Skits: - Whores: drumming up business - Meet Your New Male Slave: Buddy gets a new male slave - Someone Doesn't Like You: man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend - Whores: rap music - Poreef: Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store - The Tattoo: man reveals his deep hidden secret - The Hit: man hires hit man to kill himself

Director: John Blanchard, Mark Sawers, Dave Foley

Writer: N/A

Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathie and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3 Sketches: Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously. The Eradicator: The masked squash player. Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher. Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads. Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer. Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream. Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship. Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued.

Director: Robert Boyd, Jack Budgell

Writer: Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson

Sketches: - The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole. - Cops - Shootout: A standoff. - Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison. - Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank. - Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action. - Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date. - Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops. - Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car. - Clean Sheets: Best things in life. - Justice: The trial of a lifetime.

Director: John Blanchard, Stephen Surjik

Writer: N/A