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The Best Episodes of The Osbournes Season 3

Every episode of The Osbournes Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Osbournes Season 3!

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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 1 - The Show Must Go Oz
    6.6/10(40 votes)

    #1 - The Show Must Go Oz

    S3:E1

    Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 2 - Car Jacked
    7.0/10(38 votes)

    #2 - Car Jacked

    S3:E2

    Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 3 - Rebel Without an Ozz
    7.3/10(34 votes)

    #3 - Rebel Without an Ozz

    S3:E3

    While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 4 - Return of the Ring
    6.8/10(33 votes)

    #4 - Return of the Ring

    S3:E4

    Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 5 - The Accidental Tourist (1)
    7.1/10(32 votes)

    #5 - The Accidental Tourist (1)

    S3:E5

    Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipes out on an ATV.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 6 - The English Patient (2)
    7.0/10(32 votes)

    #6 - The English Patient (2)

    S3:E6

    After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 7 - Scent of a Woman
    7.3/10(31 votes)

    #7 - Scent of a Woman

    S3:E7

    Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award, but he’s convinced the whole thing’s a prank.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 8 - Pain in the Neck
    7.3/10(32 votes)

    #8 - Pain in the Neck

    S3:E8

    Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 9 - Ozzy Knows Best
    7.5/10(33 votes)

    #9 - Ozzy Knows Best

    S3:E9

    Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 10 - Valentine Daze
    7.0/10(32 votes)

    #10 - Valentine Daze

    S3:E10

    In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Show Must Go Oz" is the best rated episode of "The Osbournes" season 3. It scored 6.6/10 based on 40 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/27/2004. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Car Jacked".