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The Best Episodes of The Osbournes Season 2

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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 1 - Catching Up with the Osbournes
    7.0/10(61 votes)

    #1 - Catching Up with the Osbournes

    S2:E1

    Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

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  2. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 2 - What Goes Up...
    7.4/10(60 votes)

    #2 - What Goes Up...

    S2:E2

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

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  3. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 3 - Must Come Down
    7.4/10(58 votes)

    #3 - Must Come Down

    S2:E3

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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  4. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 4 - The Ozz Man and the Sea
    7.5/10(57 votes)

    #4 - The Ozz Man and the Sea

    S2:E4

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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  5. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 5 - Beauty and the Bert
    7.2/10(54 votes)

    #5 - Beauty and the Bert

    S2:E5

    Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

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  6. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirits
    7.0/10(59 votes)

    #6 - Smells Like Teen Spirits

    S2:E6

    Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 7 - Meow Means No!
    6.9/10(50 votes)

    #7 - Meow Means No!

    S2:E7

    Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

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  8. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 8 - It's a Hard Knock Life
    6.6/10(48 votes)

    #8 - It's a Hard Knock Life

    S2:E8

    As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

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  9. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 9 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
    7.2/10(47 votes)

    #9 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

    S2:E9

    Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.

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  10. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 10 - Viva Ozz Vegas
    7.2/10(49 votes)

    #10 - Viva Ozz Vegas

    S2:E10

    The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.

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  11. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 11 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
    7.2/10(60 votes)

    #11 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

    S2:E11

    Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

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  12. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 12 - What a Boy Wants
    6.1/10(46 votes)

    #12 - What a Boy Wants

    S2:E12

    Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

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  13. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 13 - Flea's a Crowd
    6.7/10(41 votes)

    #13 - Flea's a Crowd

    S2:E13

    A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.

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  14. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 14 - Run Ozzy Run
    7.1/10(38 votes)

    #14 - Run Ozzy Run

    S2:E14

    Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

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  15. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 15 - Fists of Fury
    7.4/10(37 votes)

    #15 - Fists of Fury

    S2:E15

    While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

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  16. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 16 - Mama, I'm Staying Home
    6.9/10(36 votes)

    #16 - Mama, I'm Staying Home

    S2:E16

    With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

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  17. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 17 - Tennis Racket
    6.9/10(36 votes)

    #17 - Tennis Racket

    S2:E17

    After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

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  18. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 18 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
    7.0/10(38 votes)

    #18 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

    S2:E18

    Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

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  19. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 19 - Angler Management
    8.0/10(39 votes)

    #19 - Angler Management

    S2:E19

    After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

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  20. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 20 - Bye Bye Babies
    7.8/10(35 votes)

    #20 - Bye Bye Babies

    S2:E20

    Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

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  21. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 21 - Ozz Well That Ends Well
    7.3/10(36 votes)

    #21 - Ozz Well That Ends Well

    S2:E21

    Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

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  22. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 22 - The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
    7.2/10(26 votes)

    #22 - The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

    S2:E22

    The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Catching Up with the Osbournes" is the best rated episode of "The Osbournes" season 2. It scored 7/10 based on 61 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/5/2002. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "What Goes Up...".