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The Worst Episodes of The Osbournes

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The Worst Episodes of The Osbournes

The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on...

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  1. Background image for What a Boy Wants
    6.1/10(45 votes)

    #1 - What a Boy Wants

    S2:E12

    Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Hawaii Five Ozz (2)
    6.5/10(36 votes)

    #2 - Hawaii Five Ozz (2)

    S4:E3

    Ozzy starts the family vacation in a miserable mood, but perks up after a trip to a battleship memorial and a private luau. Meanwhile, Jack’s friends tag along and manage to embarrass him at every turn.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for It's a Hard Knock Life
    6.6/10(46 votes)

    #3 - It's a Hard Knock Life

    S2:E8

    As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for The Show Must Go Oz
    6.6/10(40 votes)

    #4 - The Show Must Go Oz

    S3:E1

    Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Flea's a Crowd
    6.7/10(40 votes)

    #5 - Flea's a Crowd

    S2:E13

    A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for Meow Means No!
    6.8/10(47 votes)

    #6 - Meow Means No!

    S2:E7

    Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Return of the Ring
    6.8/10(33 votes)

    #7 - Return of the Ring

    S3:E4

    Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Mama, I'm Staying Home
    6.9/10(35 votes)

    #8 - Mama, I'm Staying Home

    S2:E16

    With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Tennis Racket
    6.9/10(35 votes)

    #9 - Tennis Racket

    S2:E17

    After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Valentine Daze
    6.9/10(32 votes)

    #10 - Valentine Daze

    S3:E10

    In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Number One Fan
    6.9/10(31 votes)

    #11 - Number One Fan

    S4:E7

    When a 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction to spend the day with Sharon, her generosity moves Sharon to invite her for n overnight stay at the Osbourne house. Meanwhile, Jack swaps the fast lane for online traffic school after a speeding ticket.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Catching Up with the Osbournes
    7.0/10(60 votes)

    #12 - Catching Up with the Osbournes

    S2:E1

    Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
    7.0/10(37 votes)

    #13 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

    S2:E18

    Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Car Jacked
    7.0/10(37 votes)

    #14 - Car Jacked

    S3:E2

    Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for The English Patient (2)
    7.0/10(32 votes)

    #15 - The English Patient (2)

    S3:E6

    After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  17. Background image for For the Record
    7.1/10(93 votes)

    #16 - For the Record

    S1:E3

    Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Trouble in Paradise
    7.1/10(78 votes)

    #17 - Trouble in Paradise

    S1:E6

    After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Smells Like Teen Spirits
    7.1/10(56 votes)

    #18 - Smells Like Teen Spirits

    S2:E6

    Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
    7.1/10(59 votes)

    #19 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

    S2:E11

    Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Run Ozzy Run
    7.1/10(37 votes)

    #20 - Run Ozzy Run

    S2:E14

    Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
    7.1/10(22 votes)

    #21 - The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

    S2:E22

    The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for The Accidental Tourist (1)
    7.1/10(32 votes)

    #22 - The Accidental Tourist (1)

    S3:E5

    Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipes out on an ATV.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Charity Case
    7.1/10(30 votes)

    #23 - Charity Case

    S4:E6

    Sharon and Kelly plan a charity trip to Kenya, but Ozzy’s convinced they’ll come home with malaria, or not at all. The family gets a visit from Sir Elton John before heading to a Covenant House auction, where Sharon picks up an award and Kelly unexpectedly jumps in on the bidding.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for There Goes the Neighborhood
    7.2/10(136 votes)

    #24 - There Goes the Neighborhood

    S1:E1

    Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Tour of Duty
    7.2/10(83 votes)

    #25 - Tour of Duty

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"What a Boy Wants" is the worst rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 6.1/10 based on 45 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 6/10/2003. This episode scored 0.4 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hawaii Five Ozz (2)".