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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 8 - It's a Hard Knock Life
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - It's a Hard Knock Life

    S2:E8

    As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 12 - What a Boy Wants
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - What a Boy Wants

    S2:E12

    Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 1 - The Show Must Go Oz
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - The Show Must Go Oz

    S3:E1

    Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 4 - Return of the Ring
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Return of the Ring

    S3:E4

    Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .

    Director:Unknown
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  5. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 6 - The English Patient (2)
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - The English Patient (2)

    S3:E6

    After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.

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  6. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 10 - Valentine Daze
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Valentine Daze

    S3:E10

    In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 1 - There Goes the Neighborhood
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - There Goes the Neighborhood

    S1:E1

    Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 3 - For the Record
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - For the Record

    S1:E3

    Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 5 - Tour of Duty
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Tour of Duty

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 6 - Trouble in Paradise
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Trouble in Paradise

    S1:E6

    After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

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  11. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 10 - Dinner with Ozzy
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Dinner with Ozzy

    S1:E10

    In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 2 - What Goes Up...
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - What Goes Up...

    S2:E2

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

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  13. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 3 - Must Come Down
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Must Come Down

    S2:E3

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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  14. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 4 - The Ozz Man and the Sea
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - The Ozz Man and the Sea

    S2:E4

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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  15. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 5 - Beauty and the Bert
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Beauty and the Bert

    S2:E5

    Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirits
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Smells Like Teen Spirits

    S2:E6

    Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

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  17. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 7 - Meow Means No!
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Meow Means No!

    S2:E7

    Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 9 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

    S2:E9

    Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.

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  19. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 10 - Viva Ozz Vegas
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Viva Ozz Vegas

    S2:E10

    The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 11 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

    S2:E11

    Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

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  21. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 13 - Flea's a Crowd
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Flea's a Crowd

    S2:E13

    A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 16 - Mama, I'm Staying Home
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Mama, I'm Staying Home

    S2:E16

    With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 22 - The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

    S2:E22

    The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 2 - Car Jacked
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Car Jacked

    S3:E2

    Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.

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  25. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 3 - Rebel Without an Ozz
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Rebel Without an Ozz

    S3:E3

    While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"It's a Hard Knock Life" is the worst rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 6/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/21/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "What a Boy Wants".