Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.

When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.

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Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.

When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off

Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.

Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest

The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.

Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.

When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.

Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win $600 but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them

Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's

Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.

Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.

When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.

In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.

Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.

When they have problems getting to town, Bilko goes into the transportation business, by joining the PTA and getting hold of one of their buses.

Hearing that Ritzik's have won $500 ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.

When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.

Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.

When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.

Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO

With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel

While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.