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The Worst Episodes of The Phil Silvers Show

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Every episode of The Phil Silvers Show ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Phil Silvers Show!

The Phil Silvers Show, originally titled You'll Never Get Rich, was a sitcom which ran on CBS from 1955 to 1959 for 142 episodes, plus...
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  1. 6.7/10(32 votes)

    #1 - Cherokee Ernie

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    S3:E9

    Bilko goes on leave with Cpl Charlie Whiteagle, a Cherokee Indian, to Tulsa for a poker game, but he gets caught up in a legal fight when a document is found stating that the Indians still own most of Oklahoma.

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  2. 6.9/10(30 votes)

    #2 - Gold Fever

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    S4:E1

    Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.

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  3. 7.0/10(33 votes)

    #3 - The Colonel's Promotion

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    S4:E20

    When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.

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  4. 7.0/10(30 votes)

    #4 - Guinea Pig Bilko

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    S4:E26

    Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.

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  5. 7.1/10(33 votes)

    #5 - Bilko's Valentine

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    S3:E4

    When Bilko forgets valentines day, Joan Hogan leaves the army, When Bilko realises what he has done, he follows her and tries to get her to reenlist

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  6. 7.1/10(23 votes)

    #6 - Bilko and the Crosby's

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    S4:E8

    Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.

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  8. 7.2/10(29 votes)

    #7 - Bilko's Insurance Company

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    S3:E33

    A car accident near the camp gives Bilko the idea of starting an insurance company.

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  9. 7.3/10(37 votes)

    #8 - Show Segments

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    S2:E35

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  10. 7.3/10(40 votes)

    #9 - His Highness Doberman

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    S2:E36

    Doberman is dating the daughter of a Roseville millionaire, but when her parents find out that he is just another soldier they refuse permission for them to marry.

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  11. 7.3/10(44 votes)

    #10 - Sergeant Bilko Presents

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    S3:E7

    Unable to raise the necessary funds to back Pt Hugo Lockman's play 'Sharecropper's Summer', Bilko persuades the army to run a playwriting competition.

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  12. 7.3/10(35 votes)

    #11 - Bilko Talks in His Sleep

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    S3:E8

    Sgt's Grover,and Ritzik overhear Bilko talking in his sleep and he gives away all his betting secrets. Bilko soon realises what is happening and gets his own back.

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  13. 7.3/10(33 votes)

    #12 - Bilko Buys A Club

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    S3:E10

    When Bilko learns that a new member of the platoon is a merchant banker, he tries to get him to invest in a club that Bilko wants to set up.but he asks the wrong man of advice.

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  14. 7.3/10(34 votes)

    #13 - Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary

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    S3:E15

    When the Colonel's secretary gets posted, Bilko make sure that the right WAC is posted in, but this posting takes her away from her fiance, When she learns that Bilko was responsible she makes his and the platoon's life hell, until Bilko gets rid of her and brings in another secretary only to find that he is her boyfriend and the same thing happens all over again.

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  15. 7.3/10(30 votes)

    #14 - Bilko's Prize Poodle

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    S3:E34

    Doberman gets attached to a poodle, and Bilko sees a chance of winning $10,000 in a dog show.

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  16. 7.4/10(45 votes)

    #15 - Kids In the Trailer

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    S1:E18

    While babysitting for a member of the platoon Bilko panics when he finds that he can't change the baby's nappy

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  17. 7.4/10(38 votes)

    #16 - Mink Incorporated

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    S2:E13

    After Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed.

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  18. 7.4/10(31 votes)

    #17 - Bilko F.O.B. Detroit

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    S3:E13

    Bilko and the platoon go to Detroit to get the new trucks, the Colonel orders him back in two days, but he has other plans to stay on.

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  19. 7.4/10(33 votes)

    #18 - Bilko the Potato Sack King

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    S4:E4

    When offered a $20,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.

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  20. 7.4/10(27 votes)

    #19 - Viva Bilko

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    S4:E19

    Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.

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  21. 7.4/10(26 votes)

    #20 - Ritzik Goes Civilian

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    S4:E28

    Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.

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  22. 7.5/10(37 votes)

    #21 - War Games

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    S1:E33

    Bilko is asked to be best man at a friends wedding but it coincides with a war game battle between the army and the national guard

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  23. 7.5/10(45 votes)

    #22 - The Girl From Italy

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    S2:E4

    Rocco's brother refuses to marry a girl brought over from Italy so Bilko sets out to make him jealous and to change his mind

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  24. 7.5/10(35 votes)

    #23 - Bilko's Merry Widow

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  25. 7.5/10(30 votes)

    #24 - Bilko the Male Model

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    S3:E25

    When Bilko is caught in a photograph taken in a night club when he should be elsewhere, an advertising agency spots his potential and tries to sign him as a male model.

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  26. 7.5/10(29 votes)

    #25 - Bilko's Honeymoon

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    S3:E27

    When Paparelli wins a competition for a holiday to Florida, he is overjoyed, until he learns that it is for newlyweds, then Bilko has an idea.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Cherokee Ernie" is the worst rated episode of "The Phil Silvers Show". It scored 6.7/10 based on 32 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/26/1957. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Gold Fever".