Every season of The Shivering Truth ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of The Shivering Truth!

Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.

The Nurple Rainbow

The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.

The Magmafying Past

By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.

Ogled Inklings

Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.

Constadeath

Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?

Tow and Shell

This week Violet discovers that that scalding throb that rips thru your body every few seconds has a name: The Rest Of The World.

Fowl Flow

Using an emotional X-ray device we provide a detailed history of these United States, starting from May of 1951 all the way up until tomorrow at 3:30.

The Burn Earner Spits

Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie.

Carrion My Son

Time flies when you're demoralizing your children.

Nesslessness

Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?

Beast of Both Worlds

A life-sized map of the universe and a pocket chart of sexual (cuts) of meat (positions) announce the birth of two bounding twin SILFS (Selves I'd Like To FILF).

The Diff

Every father is mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. [Note: Prior to viewing this, you will want to install a restroom in your pants. Because what you see might make you need to use the restroom right into a toilet.]

Holeways

A miniature propulsive omnibus clusterbomb of painfully riotous daymares all dripping with the orange goo of dream logic. A series of loosely linked emotional parables about stories within tales that crawled out of the deepest caverns of your unconscious mind and became lovingly animated in breath-slapping stop motion - in other words, it is the truth.

The Best Seasons of The Shivering Truth

The Best Seasons of The Shivering Truth

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Season 1