The Worst Episodes of The Shivering Truth

This week Violet discovers that that scalding throb that rips thru your body every few seconds has a name: The Rest Of The World.

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Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.

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The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.

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Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.

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Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie.

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By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.

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Using an emotional X-ray device we provide a detailed history of these United States, starting from May of 1951 all the way up until tomorrow at 3:30.

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Every father is mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. [Note: Prior to viewing this, you will want to install a restroom in your pants. Because what you see might make you need to use the restroom right into a toilet.]

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Time flies when you're demoralizing your children.

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Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?

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Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?

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A life-sized map of the universe and a pocket chart of sexual (cuts) of meat (positions) announce the birth of two bounding twin SILFS (Selves I'd Like To FILF).

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