-tom plays a bus driver.. who makes a young boy walk past his stop

-intro

-breadheads return: tom hassles people who he thinks are is mommy. "are you my mother"

-Foster Children Tug of war. Alimotou

-Glenn's day of justice, toms revenge

-tom the movie usher

-guest: some relationship expert

-condom buyer, with the little engine

-tom in drag. swimming with fish and sharks in the ocean

-toms new joke.. sidewalk headbanging

-band: starling

-tom has fun at the Hollywood sign, but its raining

Episode 8

Phil Giroux

Tom Green

Episode 9

Episode 7

-Guarding the pee (skiing equipment)

-intro

-buying condoms

-Glenn Humplik is hiding

-Tom talks with some striking Ontario teachers.

-The clam digger skiff

-Gas engine in the mall

-blind date with David bowie

-interview with Aliea Hewert from express connections-

-NYPD GREEN (greasy cop)

-bowling trophy (your the champ!)

-band: local rabbits

Pilot

-prime minister can you sign my balls

-intro

-everyone likes fights (magneto vs. wolverine)

-the southpole crew

-meat vs. mug

-the bag lady (time to clean the city)

-hugs

-interview with the butcher (lambs head fun) Russell Chuadary

-Ashley Maciassac (im Ashley Friggin Macissac)

-pump it up ya'll (hand held rap)

-Toms Grandma, and the infamous briefcase of Dereks

-band: Bloody Chickets

Parliament Hill Shenanigans

-beach tanning (know what im saying)

-intro

-oxymen girls are pretty

-someone took Glenn's watch (but I have a watch motch motch motch)

-hugs

-clockwork orange (hustlin dude)

-interview with the guy from the "Waffle house"

-Scubahood

-dirty pictures (Glenn is big in the gay community)

-buying condoms part 2

-band: This minor tremble

Watch Motch Motch Motch

-do ya think IM sexy?

-intro  -interview with the spanish sailor

-Glenn shows his ass (Money Bags Humplik) + Tom sings "Children"

-this is a message from Don Carleon! (cow head at 3am)

-Where are you going. aka: Tom vs. Old man!

-Lord Sheffield razor guest. Shaving Toms Legs

-climbing palm trees in the sun

-band: Hot Piss

Tom, Don't Quit Your Day Job...

-hollywood blvd. bums talk with Tom

-intro

-the Canterbury tales

-fire in parents bed at 3am

-toms parents gueststar, and fire extinguish tom and Glenn

-tom raps with some sisters. They think he is french, Italian, or polish. But he is not jewish.

-fishing for the vacuum shark

-vandex guest.. tom sniffs it and goes ballistic

-have no fear, burning feet man is here

-rappin with yet another sister.. tom dances free style

-cow brain boat

-band: Scratching post

Tom Meets Will Ferrell

-Tom solves the OJ simpson murder mystery

-intro

-hockey guy

-tom with the old man makeup. Dave Allston is ejected and banned from the show (good)

-pissed off scientist

-Phil giroux's bachelor tips. use paper plates and plastic bowls. bed lots of women. make tom laugh.. etc

-tom neilson, guest.. whipping onions at the tom green/brad pitt painting on the wall

-NYPD GREEN : ballistics... "now eat my ass!"

-3am radio easter egg hunt at Toms parents house

-toms grandmother gives tongue brushing techniques

-kiki and the tv cans on the trees

-band: salmonblaster

Episode 6

-Tom, Derek, and Ray run outta gas in mexico. tom does impressions for people waiting for the gas

-intro

-Jimmy cab, makes replica of earth. sends man hole covers around the world

-Glenn gives instructions for tom to be funny. tom sprays food and sauce on the audience..chaos

-big ben

-ufo's are real. Tom is visited by the "raelien" cult

-guest Joanne, the nail gun expert

-a date with god

Glenn Humplik: the sucker. Glenn is forced to by a young girl radiohead tickets, and in return tom gets him a 'sucker' tshirt

-tom interrupts an Elvis fan concert.. dances and gets people pissed

-band: short fall

-dancing man, and tom

-intro

-fun with science, the urinating scientist

-tic tac toe with the audience, yelling at them "you stupid dummy"

-rappin with the wheelchair brother in Chicago, talking about cheese

-hockey guy

-foreign cultures, with your host: Jim Cab

-guest: ceiling fan expert

-the duster

-the apology (skinny pig): with derek and tom, apologizing for being filthy liars

-band: spinecracker

-dennis woodruff, the struggling actor

-intro

-tom fulfills a dream: meeting Alex trebek

-a game: stinky whiskey buttons with the audience

-rappin with the wheelchair brother in Chicago, talking about batteries

-Derek Harvies impounded car is found in Kingston, and he is almost arrested for hopping a fence

-guest: soap dispenser expert

-hip hop woman (tom in drag.. kicks it fresh)

-ceiling fan: sending hotdogs around the world

-driving with a cab driver, who is a masturbation expert

-band: boywonder

Episode 10

-Hollywood gay old man

-intro

-the power of the camera: the drunk imbecile that tom and Phil met in a bar. Who is tied up, and covered with milk

-guest: car starter expert. Tom covers his face with tinfoil and screams at him

-Humplik: an astronaut in training

-tom walks with a swagger

-Phil's pickup techniques.. trying to get tom a hug and kiss, phil practically humps a chick

-cookin a live lobster with Glenn and tom

-NYPD GREEN : the smallest father. "your father is dead asshole"

-harassing a nice pakistani man. "say you love the tom green show" "i dove de domb gren shiew"

-band: bertha does moosejaw

-toms eyes and talking with ray, as credits roll

Episode 11

-rotting head cartoon guy.. Eagle ate his brain

-intro

-fashion police, with tom, some girl, and toms ex

-tom calls audience members house, and tells their parents that he is screwing their daughter, doing cocaine, etc

-3am , the slut mobile

-mexican boner in toms pants

-pro fur lady

-mc face, video for "slaughta ya oughta"

-standup comedy loser

-celebrity watching: jean claude vandamme, vanilla ice, hitler, and Leslie neilson

-fun with street musicians

-band: sully

Episode 12

-shock at the marilyn manson concert

-intro

-come blow with me

-Guest: Jean-marc from Ritchies welding

-Searching Mexico for Toms cross dressing brother

-cartoon guy and his bag of eyes

-Hip Hop camping

-Breaking Wayne Gretzkys records

-Fun Game: Hair + Vaseline game with audience girl Jody

-Tom Green Land

-the philophser

-NYPD GREEN: Under Desk

-band: brandon walsh

Episode 13

Comedy Network's Tom Green Show.  The Tom Green Show is a North American television show that first aired in September 1994 on Rogers Television 22, a community channel in Ottawa, Ontario, until 1996, and was later picked up by The Comedy Network in 1997 and debuted on February 13, 1998. The first season was 13 episodes. The second season of 13 episodes began on December 4, 1998.

In January 1999, the show moved to the United States and aired on MTV. The MTV show stopped production when Green was diagnosed with testicular cancer in March 2000, but continued to appear on the channel via reruns and other promotional materials. In 2002, it was ranked #41 on TV Guide's 50 Worst TV Shows of All Time. In 2003, the show was revived as The New Tom Green Show. In 2006, Green launched Tom Green Live, a live call-in show for his website. Later renamed Tom Green's House Tonight, the show takes place in his living room.

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