- Milkin Cows: Tom dressed as a cop milks a cow in downtown Toronto

- Intro

- Pizza Stick: Glenn Humplik

- Modern Family Restaurant

- Guest: Allen Shields: nudist, fun old guy

- Lookin for nature, wrapped in saran wrap and tinfoil

- Contest for a cruise: phone inside Racky

- Talking with a toothless old man

- Injured bird gets into the bank

- Chainsawing the desk

- Injured Tom with Bike... cops bust him

- Beat Glenn with a loaf of bread

- Toms poem to a chinese girl

Episode 19

Phil Giroux

Tom Green

Episode 20

Episode 18

- Terry Cloth robe: Tom and SNL's Will Farrell discuss his nice aqua bath robe

- intro

- Talkin with Glenn, the money grubbing bastard

- Falling down in the streets.. (making fun of cripples)

- Revivin' a dead moose

- Guest: Bruce the chef.. throwin a halibut into the audience

- Billy Bob's Mountain... eatin caramels in town

- Cyntra the Domanatrix .. you pee on people! how much for the warm poo

- Foamin newsreporter... Tom visits a Calgary television station during noon news.  - Glenn's scam: moving Laptops

- Tom visits a joke shop. Finds an anal intruder, and a masturbation kit.. embarrasses old woman

- Game: Jugs of Orange Juice. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Signing with the old native woman: "and away we go.."

- Finale with the sleeping moose, more humping..

Episode 14

- Playing soccer with a deer

- Intro

- Secret audience camera: Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Billy Bob: "I like putting rocks in my bum"

- Guest: Rene', the crazy mental guy that cant speak clearly

- Small town: Kenora, Ontario. High voiced Tom applies at local radio stations, followed by cable access show: Big city Beef

- Making fun of Humplik's car: the suzuzki swift

- Holding up traffic: tom puts his face on the side of a bus

- Sneakin into movies: makin friends with scott

- Talkin with a crazy old racist man "I like that negro eddie murphy"

- Glenn Humplik loves children: Who are slaves and make his t-shirts. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Observation Humor

Episode 15

- Playing with chipmunks

- Intro

- Glenn message to children: smoke tom green show cigarettes.. "hey im the best"

- Milkin Cows: Police Officer

- Phone Fun: "the best pizza", a look back at the cartoon Hercules. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Billy Bob's friend Joan

- Giving drives to people : the magnet man

- Rubbing the mic on 2 laughing old Italian guys

- Sean the van guy meets Tom. Lets have a hand for the pedophiles

- Toms bloody bike injury

- Guest: Denise Swanson. The Crack Baby dont come back lady

- Tom interrupts meeting, violence erupts "Im a piece of corn on the cob! Im a myna bird!"

Episode 16

- Scaring a window washing lady

- Intro

- Glenn and Tom talk about Garvrosh (Glenns cat). Tom gives Glenn 2 kittens as a present. He has to keep them or they die

- Lauries dead pigeon

- Glenn drinking alcohol on the show

- Is Tom funny when he is drunk?: Rum and coke, throwin up Lebanese food

- Makin Glenn vomit: "Come on hump daddy!"

- Milkin Cows: Tom in Drag

- Guest: Jacques, dressed as a sunflower ... plays with Racky the dead racoon

- Soccer Hooligan

- Toms Parents, Tom and Phil must save Toms dad.. buying medicine in china town from Dr. Chang. Skate boarding, Tom wipes out

Episode 17

- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon

- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet

- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk

- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump

- Intercom trixter

- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis

- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada

- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn

- Rescuing a dead hawk

- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box

- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up

- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon

- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.

- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs

- Intro

- Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts

- Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks"

- Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest

- Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice..  - Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate

- Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces

- Tom and Glenn makeout

- 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor

- Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom.

- The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite

- Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio

- Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...

- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic

- Intro

- Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn

- You can order these amazing products

- Dancing with dead fishes

- A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk

- Security Enthusiast

- The man with paper wings

- Toms revenge on metro magazine

- "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance

- More fly swatter fun

- Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?"

- Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole

- Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!

Episode 21

- Billy Bob annoys a street mime

- Intro

- Billy Bob hosts the show. Talks about Ray Hagel molesting him

- Milking Cows: The Mexican Hombre' Senior' Herve'

- Visiting Ray in the truck... more molest talk

- Makin faces: talking to a gibbering old man

- Poster Abuse in Ottawa, morbid guitar woman

- Guest: David Blackman.. with Billy Bob. Chainsawing Dolls, and milk

- Playing Guitar: Harassing people in a pink dress

- Talking with a lady eating pie "Go to hell"

- Billy Bobs prank phone calls

- Talkin with people in a store.. Tom rolls around on his back

- More Billy Bob prank calls.. Discussing Glenn selling Hash

- Playing with hick kids go karts

Episode 22

- Singing East Indian dude intro...

- Intro

- Talkin with Glenn; clip showing how much SNL's Will Farrell hates Glenn  - Tom dresses as a robot, and prepares to eat some meat

- Harassing people in a cowboy hat, singing a western ditty over and over again

- The Ottawa sticker man

- Playing with the phone: shocking a audience member "Dont break it.. it cost 15 bucks"

- How to make a hand glider

- "Deer run faster than people...bugs bite people..making it harder to film animals.. sunsets are nice.. and Toms an idiot"

- Phil Giroux gets a nude massage

- Billy Bob talks about carrots

- Phone contest: Guess the sound

- Mc Face: attends a wood carving convention

- Chainsawing the phone

Episode 23

- Clutch clip; Tom is the internet cafe worker

- Intro

- Brick wall action! happening here tonight

- Celebrity Watching: rocket richard, nelson mandela

- I like Coffee.. I also like God

- Talkin with a Mr. Sub employee

- Billy Bob talks with young ladies eating pizza

- Dustpan: The 12oz coffee cup part 2

- The grand wizard election

- Visiting Ray Hagel in the truck.. Glenn slams an egg in a audience girls face

- Crazy Tom in an elevator: talkin about crappy books he has

- Open audition for "the new baby"

- Racky the raccoon magic tricks

- Old guy doesnt like the way T.V. is going

- Wrap Up... cheese sandwich couple

Episode 24

- Chinese dude intro

- Intro

- Defending Humplik, Glenn doesnt know C++ (neither do I..)

- Tom goes on a garbage route

- Bullhorn comedy in Eatons, talking to the deaf camera man.. using bullhorn to announce he has condoms

- Phone Fun: calling crime stoppers reporting Glenn cheats on his girlfriend. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Celery Generals

- Guest: Ed the Sock. Spraying milk on ed, and his puppeteer

- The dysfunctional mall. Repeats segment replaced with profile on Humplik: the band (due to legal reasons)

- Glenn Humplik sings a song: "When I was young"

Episode 25

- Tom helps to fight fires

- Intro

- Talkin with P-Jroo

- Checking the overheated car

- Spraying audience with water

- Driving audience home in OC transpo bus

- Harassing audience member parents

- Humplik offers to drive some young female fans home in his suzuki swift  - Tom almost gets his ass kicked by audience member roommate Stu

- Eric the last audience member meets Toms parents.. is asked to french kiss them

- Fin

Episode 26

Comedy Network's Tom Green Show.  The Tom Green Show is a North American television show that first aired in September 1994 on Rogers Television 22, a community channel in Ottawa, Ontario, until 1996, and was later picked up by The Comedy Network in 1997 and debuted on February 13, 1998. The first season was 13 episodes. The second season of 13 episodes began on December 4, 1998.

In January 1999, the show moved to the United States and aired on MTV. The MTV show stopped production when Green was diagnosed with testicular cancer in March 2000, but continued to appear on the channel via reruns and other promotional materials. In 2002, it was ranked #41 on TV Guide's 50 Worst TV Shows of All Time. In 2003, the show was revived as The New Tom Green Show. In 2006, Green launched Tom Green Live, a live call-in show for his website. Later renamed Tom Green's House Tonight, the show takes place in his living room.

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