Else begins her own three-day week so there's no dinner for Alf.

There's a power cut – isn't there?

Gran appears to be dying, so she won't need her late husband's gold watch now, will she?

Alf feels he doesn't need a TV licence if he only gets commercial television.

Alf wants to throw a street party for the royal wedding of Princess Anne and Mark Phillips

Alf likes a drink, but isn't amused when the women have a skinful.

Alf shows his prejudice against immigrants, one of whom moves in next door.