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The Worst Episodes of Till Death Us Do Part

Every episode of Till Death Us Do Part ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Till Death Us Do Part!

Following the chronicles of the East End working-class Garnett family, headed by patriarch Alf Garnett, a reactionary working-class man who holds racist and anti-socialist views.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Worst Episodes Summary

"Football" is the worst rated episode of "Till Death Us Do Part". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/2/1968. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Puppy (aka The Dog)".

  • Football
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    #1 - Football

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/1968

    Despite the fact that he confiscated local kids' football, Alf is still invited by the vicar to act as coach for the youth soccer team, attracting scorn from Mike. Needless to say Alf is not a good trainer, concentrating on the skills of only one player, though he does attract the attention of some well-known soccer players.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Puppy (aka The Dog)
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    #2 - The Puppy (aka The Dog)

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/1968

    Alf returns home from the pub having bought a mongrel puppy. The rest of the family find it adorable but it is not exactly house-trained and the more the others find it charming through its anti-social antics the more Alf comes to resent it and wants to get rid of it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Hole in One
    4.8/1020 votes
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    #3 - A Hole in One

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 12/3/1975

    Alf and Bert head off to go golfing

    Director: Dennis Main Wilson

    Writer: N/A

  • Wedgie Benn
    5.4/1018 votes
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    #4 - Wedgie Benn

    Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/1975

    Alf, the Reads and the Rawlins get involved in the inevitable political argument. Alf regards long term Labour minister Anthony Wedgewood Benn a fraud because he has a title – which he will later renounce – and lives in a wealthy Conservative neighbourhood. Mike, however, turns the tables on his father-in-law by pointing out that Alf is a Conservative voter living in a far from wealthy Labour stronghold.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Moving in with Min
    5.5/1017 votes
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    #5 - Moving in with Min

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 11/5/1975

    With it clear Else isn't returning, Alf considers sale of the house and moving in with Min and Reed next door.

    Director: Dennis Main Wilson

    Writer: N/A

  • Christmas Club Books
    5.6/1017 votes
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    #6 - Christmas Club Books

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 2/5/1975

    Alf has been charged to look after the Christmas club subscriptions at the local pub. However maths is not his strong point and he has trouble balancing the books. This in turn leads to the regulars suspecting that, instead of intending to pay them out, he is keeping the cash to join his wife in Oz and an argument breaks out, though he is almost importuned by a gay man.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Min the Housekeeper
    5.6/1020 votes
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    #7 - Min the Housekeeper

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 11/12/1975

    Min goes on strike as housekeeper.

    Director: Dennis Main Wilson

    Writer: N/A

  • The Window
    5.6/1020 votes
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    #8 - The Window

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 11/26/1975

    While cleaning the windows, Alf gets stuck on the ledge.

    Director: Dennis Main Wilson

    Writer: N/A

  • Drunk in Charge of a Bicycle
    5.7/1019 votes
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    #9 - Drunk in Charge of a Bicycle

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 11/19/1975

    Alf and Bert go out for the day and Alf gets drunk and arrested for riding a bicycle intoxicated

    Director: Dennis Main Wilson

    Writer: N/A

  • Unemployment
    5.7/1019 votes
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    #10 - Unemployment

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 12/17/1975

    Alf returns home after being laid off work to find a surprise birthday party with friends and family. Arguments about politics, Catholics and the Irish fill the night. A near fight between Alf and neighbor Wally Carry is interrupted when a telegram arrives from Else in Australia asking for a divorce

    Director: Dennis Main Wilson

    Writer: N/A

  • I Can Give it Up Any Time I Like
    5.8/108 votes
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    #11 - I Can Give it Up Any Time I Like

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/9/1967

    The two men of the household make pledges to give up smoking after Mike catches a cold and is left coughing because of his smoking a cigarette and that of his father-in-law smoking a pipe. It's every man for himself as whoever loses must pledge the savings they make from not smoking to their respective spouses and Mike begins enjoying his new found healthiness from giving up smoking. Alf, however, struggles and is left tempted by both Harold Wilson seen smoking a pipe on TV (a popular image that Wilson cultivated) and Rita and Else both still smoking. Then Alf has a brainwave and makes sure the rest of the household see him smoking his pipe, claiming he is being patriotic by smoking, his logic being that by smoking, he is paying extra tax to support British public services. He takes Else out to dinner on his savings from temporarily giving up smoking. For once, the tables are turned on Mike and Rita, who are both left speechless.

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    Writer: N/A

  • A Wapping Mythology
    6.0/1012 votes
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    #12 - A Wapping Mythology

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/6/1967

    A picture of the Duke of Windsor, the former King Edward VIII, leads to Alf praising the former King for being "the greatest monarch the country ever had". He then goes on to claim that his father and the former King used to drink regularly at The Royal Crown pub, where he claims they were the only two who could down a yard of ale in exactly 8 and a half seconds. Else discredits the first half of the story but believes the part about Alf's father's drinking abilities. When asked how he knew this person was the real Duke of Windsor, Alf claims he can always see Royalty in breeding.

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    Writer: N/A

  • Marital Bliss
    6.0/1021 votes
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    #13 - Marital Bliss

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 1/15/1975

    Min and Bert Reed from next door have a fight and split up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Phone Call to Else
    6.1/1022 votes
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    #14 - Phone Call to Else

    Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/1975

    Alf is missing Else who is still away in Australia and Rita and Mike convince him to make a long-distance phone call to her. But Else answers and lays the phone down to answer the doorbell, the time clicks away and the bill grows. Dandy Nichols last appearance as Else Garnett on the series.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Monopoly
    6.2/109 votes
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    #15 - Monopoly

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/1968

    It's New Year's Eve and Alf, not wanting to join the others at the party over the road, gets out his old Monopoly set. When the rest of the family returns they have a game, leading to the inevitable falling out over property between Alf and Mike, and Alf taking drastic action.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Letter
    6.2/1017 votes
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    #16 - The Letter

    Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/1975

    Alf is heartbroken to learn Else isn't returning to England and has written a letter confirming it to Rita.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Up the Hammers
    6.3/1031 votes
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    #17 - Up the Hammers

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/1972

    "It's all very well letting women have children, but they shouldn't be allowed to bring them up."

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Funeral
    6.4/108 votes
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    #18 - The Funeral

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/1968

    Out of grudging respect for a dead female neighbor he despised, Alf orders the telly off for the whole day. Mike then tells Alf that his beloved West Ham will play Fulham, on telly that evening, but will Alf watch the Hammers 7–2 triumph

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bulldog Breed
    6.5/109 votes
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    #19 - The Bulldog Breed

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/16/1967

    A visit by people collecting for a Vietnam War victims charity leads to a debate about war – the Vietnam, Second and First World Wars – only then resulting in Alf opening up a world map and showing his complete lack of knowledge of where Russia and even Asia is. This, naturally, is down to the Labour Government for giving away the British Empire. When questioned whether he supports the causes for all three of those wars, he claims to support the causes of the First and Second World Wars, citing his time out in the deserts of North Africa for the Second. Then a lorry parks outside, blocking the sunlight entering the Garnett living room window. An argument erupts between Alf and the lorry driver, with the lorry driver refusing to move. When he thinks no-one is looking, he lets the tyres on the lorry down, only to be overlooked by a lorry driver and a policeman. The policeman hands him a tyre pump, to which Alf reluctantly obeys. So much for the bulldog breed!

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    Writer: N/A

  • Caviar on the Dole
    6.5/109 votes
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    #20 - Caviar on the Dole

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 1/23/1967

    Mike is certainly crowing when he loses his job – not that that is anything to be pleased about – but the Government have just announced an increase in Unemployment Benefit payments. Combined with having to pay Alf £1 a week rent yet claiming £5 a week national assistance for rent, Mike is pleased with the profit he is making, until he is told by a friend that these things are checked up on. When he gets home, Mike is behaving unusually friendly towards Alf, but Rita sees right through him. He then reveals why his attitude has changed – he is wanting to curry favour with his father-in-law and landlord so that Alf will not report Mike to the authorities.

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    Writer: N/A

  • The Wake
    6.5/1019 votes
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    #21 - The Wake

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 1/29/1975

    Min's mother has died and everybody has returned from the funeral though Min is adamant that her mother will be reincarnated as a blackbird. Having made sure that he has not already learnt of its outcome Alf settles down to watch the Ali-Foreman fight on TV but there are, of course, complications.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • From Liverpool with Love
    6.6/1012 votes
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    #22 - From Liverpool with Love

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/1966

    Mike's Irish parents are staying with the Garnetts, much to Alf's annoyance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • To Garnett a Grandson
    6.6/1034 votes
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    #23 - To Garnett a Grandson

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/13/1972

    Despite Rita giving birth to his new grandson, Alf is a reluctant hospital visitor, as he would much rather be down the pub. A brief moment of bonding with the baby is quickly interrupted by indignation when he hears Mike's proposed name for the infant.

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    Writer: N/A

  • Claustrophobia
    6.7/1012 votes
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    #24 - Claustrophobia

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 8/1/1966

    The Garnetts drive to Cornwall for a holiday in an isolated old cottage.

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    Writer: N/A

  • In Sickness and in Health
    6.8/1023 votes
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    #25 - In Sickness and in Health

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 2/13/1967

    Alf is ill in bed with the rest of the family downstairs ignoring him, watching TV. Eventually an NHS doctor with a cough, with questionable competence, arrives and declares that there is nothing wrong with Alf. Alf retorts that on a previous occasion that this doctor diagnosed nothing wrong with a patient, the patient died shortly after. Alf demands to see a specialist and is admitted to hospital, but is frustrated that he has to go on a bus and an ambulance will not be called. In hospital, he frightens a fellow patient, shows surprise at how much compassion the coloured nurses show and overhears a discussion by two surgeons about the operation they are due to perform on Alf tomorrow, including how they must not drink too much brandy that night and how they will have to hurry the operation tomorrow so they can play a round of golf.

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    Writer: N/A