Till Death Us Do Part backdrop
Till Death Us Do Part poster
Comedy

The Worst Episodes of Till Death Us Do Part

Every episode of Till Death Us Do Part ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Till Death Us Do Part!

The Worst Episodes of Till Death Us Do Part

Following the chronicles of the East End working-class Garnett family, headed by patriarch Alf Garnett, a reactionary working-class man who holds racist and anti-socialist views.

Seasons7

  1. Background image for The Phone
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #1 - The Phone

    S3:E1

    When Mike is unable to get into the phone box to place Alf's bet on a horse which ultimately wins, Alf decides it is time for the Garnetts to have their own phone. Despite Mike trying to wind him up by pretending to be the operator, Alf is proud of his new possession but gets fed up when Else allows Min from next door to come in and use the phone, turning down the volume on the television show he is trying to watch

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for The Blood Donor
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #2 - The Blood Donor

    S3:E2

    Believing that Alf is scared to be a blood donor Mike goads him by betting him that even if he did give blood it would be rejected. This does the trick but Alf is sure that his blood will be given to somebody of importance and then has a dream that he is at Buckingham Palace where he has helped out the queen by his donation.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Monopoly
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #3 - Monopoly

    S3:E3

    It's New Year's Eve and Alf, not wanting to join the others at the party over the road, gets out his old Monopoly set. When the rest of the family returns they have a game, leading to the inevitable falling out over property between Alf and Mike, and Alf taking drastic action.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for The Funeral
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #4 - The Funeral

    S3:E4

    Out of grudging respect for a dead female neighbor he despised, Alf orders the telly off for the whole day. Mike then tells Alf that his beloved West Ham will play Fulham, on telly that evening, but will Alf watch the Hammers 7–2 triumph

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Football
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #5 - Football

    S3:E5

    Despite the fact that he confiscated local kids' football, Alf is still invited by the vicar to act as coach for the youth soccer team, attracting scorn from Mike. Needless to say Alf is not a good trainer, concentrating on the skills of only one player, though he does attract the attention of some well-known soccer players.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for The Puppy (aka The Dog)
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #6 - The Puppy (aka The Dog)

    S3:E6

    Alf returns home from the pub having bought a mongrel puppy. The rest of the family find it adorable but it is not exactly house-trained and the more the others find it charming through its anti-social antics the more Alf comes to resent it and wants to get rid of it.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 BEST Episodes of Till Death Us Do Part

    READ
  8. Background image for Aunt Maud
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Aunt Maud

    S3:E7

    When Else is laid up with bronchitis her sister Maud comes to look after the family. She and Alf hate each other and, after he insults her once too often, she refuses to cook for him. She also sees the opportunity to make him jealous when Else's old flame George Pringle comes to visit and Maud hints at something that might have happened between him and Else on Brighton beach before the war.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for To Garnett a Grandson
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #8 - To Garnett a Grandson

    S4:E1

    Despite Rita giving birth to his new grandson, Alf is a reluctant hospital visitor, as he would much rather be down the pub. A brief moment of bonding with the baby is quickly interrupted by indignation when he hears Mike's proposed name for the infant.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Pigeon Fancier
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Pigeon Fancier

    S4:E2

    Alf's in the money; celebrating at the pub he meets a friend, and thinks he has a sure fire way to make some more.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Holiday in Bournemouth
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Holiday in Bournemouth

    S4:E3

    Alf takes the family on a holiday to Bournemouth but he moans the whole time. Later Alf falls into the pool when his chair is moved

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Dock Pilfering
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Dock Pilfering

    S4:E4

    Alf speaks for the silent majority: "If we want a proper democracy here, we've got to start shooting a few people."

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Up the Hammers
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Up the Hammers

    S4:E5

    "It's all very well letting women have children, but they shouldn't be allowed to bring them up."

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Alf's Broken Leg
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Alf's Broken Leg

    S4:E6

    Alf, in a wheelchair with a broken leg, on overpopulation: "Let's have a war and get rid of some of your bloody youth!"

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Phone Call to Else
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Phone Call to Else

    S6:E1

    Alf is missing Else who is still away in Australia and Rita and Mike convince him to make a long-distance phone call to her. But Else answers and lays the phone down to answer the doorbell, the time clicks away and the bill grows. Dandy Nichols last appearance as Else Garnett on the series.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Marital Bliss
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Marital Bliss

    S6:E2

    Min and Bert Reed from next door have a fight and split up.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Wedgie Benn
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Wedgie Benn

    S6:E3

    Alf, the Reads and the Rawlins get involved in the inevitable political argument. Alf regards long term Labour minister Anthony Wedgewood Benn a fraud because he has a title – which he will later renounce – and lives in a wealthy Conservative neighbourhood. Mike, however, turns the tables on his father-in-law by pointing out that Alf is a Conservative voter living in a far from wealthy Labour stronghold.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for The Wake
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #17 - The Wake

    S6:E4

    Min's mother has died and everybody has returned from the funeral though Min is adamant that her mother will be reincarnated as a blackbird. Having made sure that he has not already learnt of its outcome Alf settles down to watch the Ali-Foreman fight on TV but there are, of course, complications.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Christmas Club Books
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Christmas Club Books

    S6:E5

    Alf has been charged to look after the Christmas club subscriptions at the local pub. However maths is not his strong point and he has trouble balancing the books. This in turn leads to the regulars suspecting that, instead of intending to pay them out, he is keeping the cash to join his wife in Oz and an argument breaks out, though he is almost importuned by a gay man.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for The Letter
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #19 - The Letter

    S6:E6

    Alf is heartbroken to learn Else isn't returning to England and has written a letter confirming it to Rita.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for A Hole in One
    5.0/10(20 votes)

    #20 - A Hole in One

    S7:E5

    Alf and Bert head off to go golfing

    0 Comments
    View all
  22. Background image for Moving in with Min
    5.5/10(17 votes)

    #21 - Moving in with Min

    S7:E1

    With it clear Else isn't returning, Alf considers sale of the house and moving in with Min and Reed next door.

    0 Comments
    View all
  23. Background image for Min the Housekeeper
    5.6/10(20 votes)

    #22 - Min the Housekeeper

    S7:E2

    Min goes on strike as housekeeper.

    0 Comments
    View all
  24. Background image for The Window
    5.6/10(20 votes)

    #23 - The Window

    S7:E4

    While cleaning the windows, Alf gets stuck on the ledge.

    0 Comments
    View all
  25. Background image for Drunk in Charge of a Bicycle
    5.7/10(19 votes)

    #24 - Drunk in Charge of a Bicycle

    S7:E3

    Alf and Bert go out for the day and Alf gets drunk and arrested for riding a bicycle intoxicated

    0 Comments
    View all
  26. Background image for Unemployment
    5.7/10(19 votes)

    #25 - Unemployment

    S7:E6

    Alf returns home after being laid off work to find a surprise birthday party with friends and family. Arguments about politics, Catholics and the Irish fill the night. A near fight between Alf and neighbor Wally Carry is interrupted when a telegram arrives from Else in Australia asking for a divorce

    0 Comments
    View all

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Phone" is the worst rated episode of "Till Death Us Do Part". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/5/1968. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Blood Donor".