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The Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps!

The Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.

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  1. Background image for Filthy Brunching
    7.9/10(41 votes)

    #1 - Filthy Brunching

    S4:E8

    Janet wants to introduce something a bit more adventurous in to her sex life with Jonny, but Jonny isn't playing along! Gaz is worried what Donna may be getting up too with her tutor, so he storms round to the cafe they're in, and threatens him! He thinks there's a gun in his pocket, turns out, his penis problem has been solved! Louise gets a new job, which puts her in control of Jonny's criminal record, a few alterations are made and the police are after him! They shoot him! Will he live or die? Find out next series!

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Piggy Goes Oink
    7.7/10(41 votes)

    #2 - Piggy Goes Oink

    S4:E2

    Janet tells Jonny he has to move out of the house, he now has nowhere to go! Until he meets Kate, the barmaid in the pub, and they get very close! Gaz is still not happy with Donna's plans to become a student, so he challenges David to a drinking contest! But Donna is more interested in Louise's book, which brings the girls to tears! So much so, Janet realises she made a big mistake dumping Jonny, and goes to get him back, only to find him and Kate sharing a kiss!

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Background image for Mate Date
    7.7/10(42 votes)

    #3 - Mate Date

    S4:E6

    Janet has a new boss at the bakery, that turns out to be Louise! But she has a rather different way of doing things! Donna wants Gaz to split Jonny and Kate up, but tells him not to sleep with her, but he ignores this, takes her out on a date, but Donna finds out and stops him from sleeping with her! Kate, however, is furious that Gaz tried to come on to her, and tells Jonny to choose between her or his friends, but its an easy choice for Jonny, and he dumps her!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for War, Hurrgh!
    7.7/10(37 votes)

    #4 - War, Hurrgh!

    S6:E8

    Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.

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  5. Background image for Cuggles
    7.6/10(40 votes)

    #5 - Cuggles

    S4:E4

    Jonny and Kate can't get any privacy to have sex, so Gaz lets them use the flat, which is all very well, until Donna gets home! Louise decides she needs to get a job after she graduates, but unfortunately discovers a sociology degree won't get her a much better job than working in Pizza Hut! Gaz is upset that Donna has been neglecting him, but Janet is around to comfort him, but unfortunately things get a little bit out of control...

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Background image for When Janet Killed Jonny
    7.6/10(58 votes)

    #6 - When Janet Killed Jonny

    S6:E10

    With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Crusty Curtains
    7.5/10(47 votes)

    #7 - Crusty Curtains

    S2:E5

    Donna has moved in with Gaz, but it doesn't take long for Donna to walk out on him! Jonny has found out about Janet snogging Andy and he is furious with her. Gaz suggests he should use this situation for his own benefit, so the worse he makes Janet feel, the more she'll do for him, but Jonny's attitude upsets Janet and she walks out, leaving Jonny very hungry!

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Mo Mo and Pigsy
    7.5/10(44 votes)

    #8 - Mo Mo and Pigsy

    S2:E6

    After all the arguments, Donna is living with Jonny, while Janet is living with Gaz, but nobody really knows where anybody is! Donna suggests that Jonny should go to Andy's to ask where Janet is, but as much as he tries to hide it, it's clear he is too scared, but not scared enough to steal an engagement ring off him and offer it to Janet!

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Dresses, Dresses, Dresses
    7.5/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Dresses, Dresses, Dresses

    S3:E6

    The girls go shopping for Janet's wedding dress, and Louise and Donna cause a bit of trouble, especially for Janet! Gaz and Jonny discover a new kind of beer with a bit of a difference!

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  11. Background image for Homeless and Horny
    7.5/10(41 votes)

    #10 - Homeless and Horny

    S4:E7

    Gaz has a problem, his penis, or ""Mr Nudge"" as he calls it, isn't working properly, he's tried everything, from fantasies about Fern Britton to wearing a cock ring! Jonny is struggling with single life, he's got no money to buy a pint! Janet wants him to come home, but he can't, he has his pride! Louise gets carried away in her job at the bakery and sacks everyone, but then finds she's been sacked herself! Jonny is still resisting Janet's pleas to make him come home, until he see's what she's wearing...

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for When Jonny Met Sharky
    7.5/10(43 votes)

    #11 - When Jonny Met Sharky

    S7:E1

    After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for My Delicious Guava
    7.4/10(40 votes)

    #12 - My Delicious Guava

    S4:E3

    Janet is still getting over losing Jonny, and Louise wants to move in with her, but a nasty spider gets in the way! Jonny tries to be manly to impress Kate on their first date, but ends up falling off a wall and breaking his foot! Its Gaz's big night, and all his friends have deserted him! Even Donna, who would rather go and watch a play than see him sing! But he has a wild night in The Archer performing Tom Jones songs, but to a very small crowd!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Goblins
    7.4/10(30 votes)

    #13 - Goblins

    S6:E2

    Janet gets a job, making elves, to earning herself some money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  15. Background image for On the Blob
    7.3/10(52 votes)

    #14 - On the Blob

    S2:E1

    Donna thinks she's pregnant and Gaz is scared out his wits at the prospect of becoming a father. Meanwhile, Louise is exercising her psychic powers and, following the spirits' career advice, Jonny undertakes a new career involving a black leotard…

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Dirty Girls
    7.3/10(51 votes)

    #15 - Dirty Girls

    S2:E3

    Janet re-discovers a love letter from her gorgeous ex and resorts to deception to prevent Jonny becoming jealous. Flo asks Donna to move out so she can set up a massage parlour in her old room. And, unable to decide how to handle her boyfriend, Louise experiments with gay sex.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Cauliflower
    7.3/10(30 votes)

    #16 - Cauliflower

    S6:E4

    Louise finally meets her real dad, but he seemed far more interested in Jonny.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Finger Sniffing
    7.3/10(28 votes)

    #17 - Finger Sniffing

    S6:E7

    Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.

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  19. Background image for Borry
    7.3/10(29 votes)

    #18 - Borry

    S7:E8

    Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are "scum"- but in a nice way. Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names "Louise Louise Brooks", although she tells Munch the name is "Louise Munch Brooks". Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's "When You’re Gone".

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Purgatory
    7.2/10(41 votes)

    #19 - Purgatory

    S4:E5

    Gaz is feeling guilty about sleeping with Janet, but manages to keep it from Donna and doesn't tell her, although Janet, in a moment of guilt herself, can't help blurting it out to her! The two girls forgive each other, although Donna doesn't quite know the whole story! Louise is graduating so Kate suggests they should have a party at Janet's house, but as Jonny pops round earlier to drop something off, Jonny and Janet realise they still miss each other, and they end up kissing...

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  21. Background image for Croppity Crop
    7.2/10(29 votes)

    #20 - Croppity Crop

    S6:E6

    Jonny starts a farm and tries to grow his own crops to be self sufficient.

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  22. Background image for Closing Time
    7.2/10(32 votes)

    #21 - Closing Time

    S6:E9

    Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay (not a good idea).

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  23. Background image for Corinthian Dies
    7.1/10(43 votes)

    #22 - Corinthian Dies

    S4:E1

    Gaz is furious with Donna after he suspects her of cheating on him with David, and even though he forgives her, it makes him none the more happier to discover she wants to go to University with him! Louise tricks David into getting back with her, and then dumps him!! And Jonny finally comes to terms with Janet leaving him!

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  24. Background image for Speedycruise!
    7.1/10(36 votes)

    #23 - Speedycruise!

    S6:E1

    Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Mummy Cupboard
    7.1/10(29 votes)

    #24 - Mummy Cupboard

    S6:E3

    Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.

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    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Bungle
    7.0/10(49 votes)

    #25 - Bungle

    S2:E2

    Jonny wins one thousand pounds on a scratch card and Janet thinks he's gonna buy an engagement ring, but Jonny has other ideas! Gaz & Donna decide to take their relationship a step further by having a conversation, and Louise meets a new boyfriend who is desperate to have sex with her!

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Best Episodes Summary

"Filthy Brunching" is the best rated episode of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps". It scored 7.9/10 based on 41 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Susan Nickson, it aired on 4/4/2004. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Piggy Goes Oink".