8.0/1036 votesLoading...#1 - Filthy Brunching
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 4/4/2004
Janet wants to introduce something a bit more adventurous in to her sex life with Jonny, but Jonny isn't playing along! Gaz is worried what Donna may be getting up too with her tutor, so he storms round to the cafe they're in, and threatens him! He thinks there's a gun in his pocket, turns out, his penis problem has been solved! Louise gets a new job, which puts her in control of Jonny's criminal record, a few alterations are made and the police are after him! They shoot him! Will he live or die? Find out next series!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.8/1036 votesLoading...#2 - Piggy Goes Oink
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 2/22/2004
Janet tells Jonny he has to move out of the house, he now has nowhere to go! Until he meets Kate, the barmaid in the pub, and they get very close! Gaz is still not happy with Donna's plans to become a student, so he challenges David to a drinking contest! But Donna is more interested in Louise's book, which brings the girls to tears! So much so, Janet realises she made a big mistake dumping Jonny, and goes to get him back, only to find him and Kate sharing a kiss!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.8/1033 votesLoading...#3 - War, Hurrgh!
Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 4/16/2006
Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/1024 votesLoading...#4 - Keep on Running
Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/2009
Janet is waiting in the pub for Gaz unaware that he has decided to choose Donna and that he has been involved in an accident. Janet is heartbroken after her dreams are crushed. Wesley and Janet both look to the future on their own.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1040 votesLoading...#5 - Fish
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/2/2003
Gaz and Donna haven't had sex for a few days, and Donna gets a nasty shock when she comes home and see's what Gaz has done to himself! Jonny wants Janet to quit smoking to save a bit of money for their wedding, but Janet finds it hard. Louise finds she has a secret admirer.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.7/1039 votesLoading...#6 - Schluballybub
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 4/27/2003
Gaz's backside is a cause for concern, while Janet has second thoughts about Jonny.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.7/1035 votesLoading...#7 - Cuggles
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 3/7/2004
Jonny and Kate can't get any privacy to have sex, so Gaz lets them use the flat, which is all very well, until Donna gets home! Louise decides she needs to get a job after she graduates, but unfortunately discovers a sociology degree won't get her a much better job than working in Pizza Hut! Gaz is upset that Donna has been neglecting him, but Janet is around to comfort him, but unfortunately things get a little bit out of control...
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.7/1037 votesLoading...#8 - Mate Date
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 3/21/2004
Janet has a new boss at the bakery, that turns out to be Louise! But she has a rather different way of doing things! Donna wants Gaz to split Jonny and Kate up, but tells him not to sleep with her, but he ignores this, takes her out on a date, but Donna finds out and stops him from sleeping with her! Kate, however, is furious that Gaz tried to come on to her, and tells Jonny to choose between her or his friends, but its an easy choice for Jonny, and he dumps her!
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1030 votesLoading...#9 - Who's the Daddy?
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 3/6/2005
In the last episode Gaz just got ran over by the ambulance which was going to Janets house. While Janet is in labour, she can't find Jonny! Jonny then sees Gaz being put in the ambulance, and when Jonny sees Gaz, Gaz tells him to look after the baby as if it was his! Jonny is stunned to find out that Gaz is the father. Meanwhile Louise has to bring Janet to the hospital and Jonny meets Janet there. First he hated the baby and Janet, but after spending some time with them he changes his mind. And at the end Gaz and Donna finally got back together.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1054 votesLoading...#10 - When Janet Killed Jonny
Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 4/30/2006
With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1044 votesLoading...#11 - Munch
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/23/2003
Janet says she won't marry Jonny until he's got a job, so he's goes looking, but nobody will have him! Gaz finds out he has a brother and Louise has lunch with Janet's ex boyfriend Andy, but doesn't realise she will have to pay for it!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.6/1036 votesLoading...#12 - Homeless and Horny
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 3/28/2004
Gaz has a problem, his penis, or ""Mr Nudge"" as he calls it, isn't working properly, he's tried everything, from fantasies about Fern Britton to wearing a cock ring! Jonny is struggling with single life, he's got no money to buy a pint! Janet wants him to come home, but he can't, he has his pride! Louise gets carried away in her job at the bakery and sacks everyone, but then finds she's been sacked herself! Jonny is still resisting Janet's pleas to make him come home, until he see's what she's wearing...
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.6/1032 votesLoading...#13 - Nobbly Bobbly
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2005
Donna has recieved some exciting news, her Mother left her house in her will. But Gaz isn't best pleased, as he believes Flo still haunts the cupboard under the stairs. Louise goes to see a psychaitrist for messing with Jonny's record, turns out she was trying to save him from finding out Gaz and Janet had slept with each other. But will she tell Jonny? Speaking of which, Jonny has a very important question for Janet...
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1030 votesLoading...#14 - Shrink
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2005
Louise is threatening to tell Donna and Jonny about when Janet and Gaz...y'know, did it. This come at the worst possible time for Janet as Jonny has just proposed to her again, but nobody bothers to take an interest. Donna's had her Mum's house valued at £99,000 and plans a hiking trip to Ecuador, Wales with Gaz. Janet has news of her own, she's pregnant. Jonny is delighted, but Gaz has just accidentally revealed his secret to Donna...
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.6/1032 votesLoading...#15 - Fat
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 2/20/2005
Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking. Donna has moved up in the bucket world, and is on a mission to sell 4,000 buckets in 5 days. While out, she finds out Gaz, who she has not seen for 5 months, has gained weight since they last saw each other. In attempts to get Donna back, Gaz finds an interesting way to loose weight. Meanwhile, Janet fears that her nesting instinct will never kick in, however Louise and a group of ""chavettes"" help her come to her senses...
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1038 votesLoading...#16 - When Jonny Met Sharky
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2008
After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1042 votesLoading...#17 - Crusty Curtains
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 5/13/2002
Donna has moved in with Gaz, but it doesn't take long for Donna to walk out on him! Jonny has found out about Janet snogging Andy and he is furious with her. Gaz suggests he should use this situation for his own benefit, so the worse he makes Janet feel, the more she'll do for him, but Jonny's attitude upsets Janet and she walks out, leaving Jonny very hungry!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1040 votesLoading...#18 - Mo Mo and Pigsy
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 5/20/2002
After all the arguments, Donna is living with Jonny, while Janet is living with Gaz, but nobody really knows where anybody is! Donna suggests that Jonny should go to Andy's to ask where Janet is, but as much as he tries to hide it, it's clear he is too scared, but not scared enough to steal an engagement ring off him and offer it to Janet!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1039 votesLoading...#19 - Kangaroo
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2003
After a bit of thought and advice from her mum, and Janet, Donna decides that she should try something new with Gaz, but she doesn't realise he's gonna bring Munch home with him! Jonny realises he'll have to ask Janet's dad's permission to marry Janet, and David and Louise don't get off to a very good start in their relationship.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1038 votesLoading...#20 - Hospikal
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/23/2003
Jonny goes to see Janet's dad to beg for his permission for their wedding, and discovers he has a secret, but its a bit of a different secret to the one he tells Janet! Munch finds Gaz unconscious in the garage, so he calls an ambulance, only to find out that he'd only got drunk, so there's definetly nothing wrong with him! Donna tricks Louise into forgiving her.
Director: Caroline Jeffries
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1036 votesLoading...#21 - Jammy Dodgers
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/13/2003
Janet tries to get passionate with Jonny, while Gaz wants Donna to go out so he can get passionate with himself.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1035 votesLoading...#22 - My Delicious Guava
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 2/29/2004
Janet is still getting over losing Jonny, and Louise wants to move in with her, but a nasty spider gets in the way! Jonny tries to be manly to impress Kate on their first date, but ends up falling off a wall and breaking his foot! Its Gaz's big night, and all his friends have deserted him! Even Donna, who would rather go and watch a play than see him sing! But he has a wild night in The Archer performing Tom Jones songs, but to a very small crowd!
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/1033 votesLoading...#23 - Dead
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2005
It's the day of the funeral - and our Jonny is there in the wheelchair. He may have survived, but that meant the loss of another character - Donna's mother Flo. Jonny is famous after his shooting, and is determined to milk it for all he can. Meanwhile, Gaz's ""impotence"" problem has returned, if only he could get rid of it the way he did before. Louise spends the night in a cell for messing with Jonny's records.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.5/1033 votesLoading...#24 - Potato People
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2005
Jonny and Louise get into trouble with some rampaging kids. Donna and Kelly team up to give Gaz a sexual surprise. Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/1027 votesLoading...#25 - Goblins
Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2006
Janet gets a job, making elves, to earning herself some money.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps!
Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
Genre:Comedy
Top Episode Ratings Summary
"Filthy Brunching" is the best rated episode of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps". It scored 8/10 based on 36 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Susan Nickson, it aired on 4/4/2004. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Piggy Goes Oink".