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The Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9

Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9!

The lives of five loveable, 20-somethings are followed in the northern town of Runcorn in Cheshire, England, where the friends meet often at a local pub to chat about life and love.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 Episode 1 - Nil By Muff
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    #1 - Nil By Muff

    S9:E1

    Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.

    Director:Nick Wood
    Writers:David Cantor, Robin Taylor

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  2. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 Episode 2 - Cheese Toastie
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    #2 - Cheese Toastie

    S9:E2

    Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.

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  3. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 Episode 3 - Trial Schmile
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    #3 - Trial Schmile

    S9:E3

    Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike

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  4. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 Episode 4 - The Gaz-Bot
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    #4 - The Gaz-Bot

    S9:E4

    Donna is looking forward beginning to her new job. Gaz jazzes up his wheelchair and decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics. Tim begins to wonder what direction his life is going in following his big revelation. Gaz is able to get Billy to ask Cassie out on a date.

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  5. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 Episode 5 - Shagger
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    #5 - Shagger

    S9:E5

    Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.

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  6. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 9 Episode 6 - This is Your Life
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    #6 - This is Your Life

    S9:E6

    Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.

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Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Nil By Muff" is the best rated episode of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps" season 9. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Nick Wood and written by David Cantor, Robin Taylor, it aired on 4/26/2011. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Cheese Toastie".