6.1/1025 votesLoading...#1 - Nil By Muff
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 4/26/2011
Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.
Director: Nick Wood
Writer: Robin Taylor, David Cantor
6.2/1025 votesLoading...#2 - The Aftermath - Part One: Waiting For Gaz
Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 12/15/2009
After telling Donna that it is her that he wants to be with, Gaz has sliped into a coma. After praying to God, begging him to let Gaz recover, Donna imagines two parallel lives with Gaz, one where he makes a full recovery and another where he is paralyzed.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.3/1021 votesLoading...#3 - Cheese Toastie
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 4/26/2011
Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/1024 votesLoading...#4 - Candle
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 3/15/2009
Donna returns to Runcorn to visit everyone as she has been missing them. Janet thinks that Donna might be lying about her wonderful new boyfriend called Wesley in London. Louise finds life as a mother tough. Donna asks her boyfriend to come to Runcorn to meet everyone.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.6/1024 votesLoading...#5 - Dabdaa!
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/2008
Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
6.6/1020 votesLoading...#6 - Trial Schmile
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2011
Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.6/1021 votesLoading...#7 - The Gaz-Bot
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 5/10/2011
Donna is looking forward beginning to her new job. Gaz jazzes up his wheelchair and decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics. Tim begins to wonder what direction his life is going in following his big revelation. Gaz is able to get Billy to ask Cassie out on a date.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.6/1020 votesLoading...#8 - Shagger
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 5/17/2011
Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/1023 votesLoading...#9 - Six Months Later
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2008
Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/1025 votesLoading...#10 - This is Your Life
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 5/24/2011
Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1022 votesLoading...#11 - Here Bums the Bride
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2008
Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1023 votesLoading...#12 - Val Doonican
Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 4/26/2009
Gaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1048 votesLoading...#13 - Lard
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/26/2001
The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her ‘crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact that he has been fantasizing about Louise quite so funny of course, Gas's advice is to say nothing. Janet is driving everyone mad with her stupid jokes and in a bid to shut her up Gas tells her that Jonny loves Louise. A heartbroken Janet summons a meeting with her friends and lets rip with a torrent of abuse. Unoffended but rather amused by this, the group begin to giggle. Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Walking home Jonny feebly excuses himself from his Louise fixation by telling Janet that it got her over her joke obsession. Janet gets her revenge by admitting she too has kissed Louise but Jonny takes things that one step too far boasting that he touched Louise's boobs too.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.0/1044 votesLoading...#14 - Bungle
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 4/22/2002
Jonny wins one thousand pounds on a scratch card and Janet thinks he's gonna buy an engagement ring, but Jonny has other ideas! Gaz & Donna decide to take their relationship a step further by having a conversation, and Louise meets a new boyfriend who is desperate to have sex with her!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.0/1043 votesLoading...#15 - Vomit
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 5/6/2002
Jonny isn't feeling very well so it's up to Gaz to look after him as Janet has better things to do! Gaz goes to look for Janet and catches her snogging her ex boyfriend! Louise was there, and she saw it all, and, unfortunately for Janet, you can't trust Louise with your secrets!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.0/1032 votesLoading...#16 - Antlers
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 2/6/2005
It's Jonny's Stag Night and Gaz's plans for the Night don't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Louise tryies to make Janet's Hen Party one of the Wildest ever.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1029 votesLoading...#17 - God
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 3/20/2005
Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach Corinthian about biscuits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1026 votesLoading...#18 - Love 83199
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 3/29/2005
Jonny bids for a chance at his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise dates her mobile phone and finally gets herself an amazing boyfriend
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1023 votesLoading...#19 - Homophobia Is Gay
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2008
Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tim Dawson
7.0/1023 votesLoading...#20 - Dead Jonny Walking
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008
Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.0/1021 votesLoading...#21 - African Death Face
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2008
Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner. Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.0/1022 votesLoading...#22 - Ello Ello
Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 4/5/2009
Donna and Gaz remember the past that they have shared after agreeing to get a divorce. At the end of the day they wonder if the have made the right decision.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/1038 votesLoading...#23 - Corinthian Dies
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 2/15/2004
Gaz is furious with Donna after he suspects her of cheating on him with David, and even though he forgives her, it makes him none the more happier to discover she wants to go to University with him! Louise tricks David into getting back with her, and then dumps him!! And Jonny finally comes to terms with Janet leaving him!
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Nickson
7.1/1033 votesLoading...#24 - Speedycruise!
Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 2/26/2006
Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/1024 votesLoading...#25 - Drunk
Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 3/26/2006
Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Every episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps!
Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
Genre:Comedy
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
"Nil By Muff" is the worst rated episode of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps". It scored 6.1/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by Nick Wood and written by Robin Taylor, David Cantor, it aired on 4/26/2011. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Aftermath - Part One: Waiting For Gaz".