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The Worst Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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The Worst Episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.

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  1. 6.1/10(25 votes)

    #1 - Nil By Muff

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    S9:E1

    Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.

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  2. 6.2/10(25 votes)

    #2 - The Aftermath - Part One: Waiting For Gaz

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    S8:E9

    After telling Donna that it is her that he wants to be with, Gaz has sliped into a coma. After praying to God, begging him to let Gaz recover, Donna imagines two parallel lives with Gaz, one where he makes a full recovery and another where he is paralyzed.

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  3. 6.3/10(25 votes)

    #3 - Candle

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    S8:E1

    Donna returns to Runcorn to visit everyone as she has been missing them. Janet thinks that Donna might be lying about her wonderful new boyfriend called Wesley in London. Louise finds life as a mother tough. Donna asks her boyfriend to come to Runcorn to meet everyone.

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  4. 6.3/10(21 votes)

    #4 - Cheese Toastie

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    S9:E2

    Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.

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  5. 6.5/10(25 votes)

    #5 - Dabdaa!

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    S7:E2

    Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.

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  6. 6.5/10(24 votes)

    #6 - Six Months Later

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    S7:E6

    Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.

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  8. 6.6/10(23 votes)

    #7 - Here Bums the Bride

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    S7:E5

    Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.

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  9. 6.6/10(20 votes)

    #8 - Trial Schmile

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    S9:E3

    Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike

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  10. 6.6/10(21 votes)

    #9 - The Gaz-Bot

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    S9:E4

    Donna is looking forward beginning to her new job. Gaz jazzes up his wheelchair and decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics. Tim begins to wonder what direction his life is going in following his big revelation. Gaz is able to get Billy to ask Cassie out on a date.

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  11. 6.6/10(20 votes)

    #10 - Shagger

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    S9:E5

    Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.

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  12. 6.7/10(24 votes)

    #11 - Dead Jonny Walking

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    S7:E4

    Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.

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  13. 6.7/10(25 votes)

    #12 - This is Your Life

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    S9:E6

    Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.

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  14. 6.8/10(34 votes)

    #13 - Antlers

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    S5:E6

    It's Jonny's Stag Night and Gaz's plans for the Night don't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Louise tryies to make Janet's Hen Party one of the Wildest ever.

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  15. 6.8/10(26 votes)

    #14 - Drunk

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    S6:E5

    Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.

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  16. 6.8/10(24 votes)

    #15 - Homophobia Is Gay

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    S7:E3

    Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.

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  17. 6.8/10(22 votes)

    #16 - African Death Face

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    S7:E7

    Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner. Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.

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  18. 6.8/10(23 votes)

    #17 - Ello Ello

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    S8:E4

    Donna and Gaz remember the past that they have shared after agreeing to get a divorce. At the end of the day they wonder if the have made the right decision.

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  19. 6.8/10(23 votes)

    #18 - Val Doonican

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    S8:E6

    Gaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.

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  20. 6.9/10(45 votes)

    #19 - Vomit

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    S2:E4

    Jonny isn't feeling very well so it's up to Gaz to look after him as Janet has better things to do! Gaz goes to look for Janet and catches her snogging her ex boyfriend! Louise was there, and she saw it all, and, unfortunately for Janet, you can't trust Louise with your secrets!

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  21. 6.9/10(31 votes)

    #20 - God

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    S5:E12

    Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach Corinthian about biscuits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening.

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  22. 6.9/10(28 votes)

    #21 - Love 83199

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    S5:E13

    Jonny bids for a chance at his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise dates her mobile phone and finally gets herself an amazing boyfriend

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  23. 6.9/10(34 votes)

    #22 - Speedycruise!

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    S6:E1

    Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.

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  24. 6.9/10(26 votes)

    #23 - Gazman

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    S8:E2

    After Janet is mugged she decides to try and become a Police Community Support Officer. Wesley seeks Gaz's help in winning Donna back after he shows up in Runcorn.

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  25. 7.0/10(50 votes)

    #24 - Lard

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    S1:E5

    The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her ‘crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact that he has been fantasizing about Louise quite so funny of course, Gas's advice is to say nothing. Janet is driving everyone mad with her stupid jokes and in a bid to shut her up Gas tells her that Jonny loves Louise. A heartbroken Janet summons a meeting with her friends and lets rip with a torrent of abuse. Unoffended but rather amused by this, the group begin to giggle. Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Walking home Jonny feebly excuses himself from his Louise fixation by telling Janet that it got her over her joke obsession. Janet gets her revenge by admitting she too has kissed Louise but Jonny takes things that one step too far boasting that he touched Louise's boobs too.

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  26. 7.0/10(46 votes)

    #25 - Bungle

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    Jonny wins one thousand pounds on a scratch card and Janet thinks he's gonna buy an engagement ring, but Jonny has other ideas! Gaz & Donna decide to take their relationship a step further by having a conversation, and Louise meets a new boyfriend who is desperate to have sex with her!

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Nil By Muff" is the worst rated episode of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps". It scored 6.1/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by Nick Wood and written by David Cantor, Robin Taylor, it aired on 4/26/2011. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Aftermath - Part One: Waiting For Gaz".