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The Best Episodes of Weeds Season 3

Every episode of Weeds Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Weeds Season 3!

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After the unexpected death of her husband, a suburban mom resorts to selling weed to support her family.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Weeds Season 3 Episode 1 - Doing the Backstroke
    8.1/10(943 votes)

    #1 - Doing the Backstroke

    S3:E1

    After being threatened by U-Turn and The Armenians, Nancy goes in search of Silas and her hijacked pot. Meanwhile, Celia has Silas arrested for stealing her "Drug Free Zone" signs. Nancy visits him in jail only to discover that the pot is still in his car - the one that Celia has just driven away in.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Jenji Kohan

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  2. Weeds Season 3 Episode 2 - A Pool and His Money
    7.7/10(834 votes)

    #2 - A Pool and His Money

    S3:E2

    Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Jenji Kohan

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  3. Weeds Season 3 Episode 3 - The Brick Dance
    7.6/10(858 votes)

    #3 - The Brick Dance

    S3:E3

    Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabel, while U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writer:Roberto Benabib

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  4. Weeds Season 3 Episode 4 - Sh*t Highway
    7.4/10(803 votes)

    #4 - Sh*t Highway

    S3:E4

    The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for a favor on behalf of Majestic. Conrad and Heylia set up their new grow house. Silas runs into Pam while performing his community service.

    Director:Martha Coolidge
    Writer:Roberto Benabib

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  5. Weeds Season 3 Episode 5 - Bill Sussman
    7.8/10(804 votes)

    #5 - Bill Sussman

    S3:E5

    After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majestic. Nancy's involvement with U-Turn becomes more entrenched and Silas has business ideas. Sullivan asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Rolin Jones

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  6. Weeds Season 3 Episode 6 - Grasshopper
    7.7/10(790 votes)

    #6 - Grasshopper

    S3:E6

    Silas makes a new friend, played by the smokin' hot Mary-Kate Olsen; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy finds herself charged with the task of making peace between Agrestic and Majestic.

    Director:Perry Lang
    Writer:Devon Shepard

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  7. Weeds Season 3 Episode 7 - He Taught Me How to Drive By
    8.0/10(846 votes)

    #7 - He Taught Me How to Drive By

    S3:E7

    With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.

    Director:Paul Feig
    Writer:Matthew Salsberg

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  8. Weeds Season 3 Episode 8 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons
    7.5/10(790 votes)

    #8 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons

    S3:E8

    Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Rolin Jones

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  9. Weeds Season 3 Episode 9 - Release the Hounds
    7.6/10(778 votes)

    #9 - Release the Hounds

    S3:E9

    Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug get some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an “insane stalker person”. Conrad and Silas spend time together. Dean is injured and hospitalized. Tara tries to get deeper into Nancy's business.

    Director:Ernest R. Dickerson
    Writer:Blair Singer

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  10. Weeds Season 3 Episode 10 - Roy Till Called
    7.5/10(773 votes)

    #10 - Roy Till Called

    S3:E10

    Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to make.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Victoria Morrow

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  11. Weeds Season 3 Episode 11 - Cankles
    7.6/10(763 votes)

    #11 - Cankles

    S3:E11

    Nancy discovers who betrayed her and finds out she's being trailed. Some people lose their jobs. Silas discovers something about Tara. Shane installs a security system.

    Director:Julie Anne Robinson
    Writer:Christina Booth

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  12. Weeds Season 3 Episode 12 - The Dark Time
    7.8/10(786 votes)

    #12 - The Dark Time

    S3:E12

    Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low.

    Director:Ernest R. Dickerson
    Writer:Victoria Morrow

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  13. Weeds Season 3 Episode 13 - Risk
    7.8/10(764 votes)

    #13 - Risk

    S3:E13

    Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new neighborhood. Celia is angry.

    Director:Paul Feig
    Writer:Rolin Jones

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  14. Weeds Season 3 Episode 14 - Protection
    7.9/10(769 votes)

    #14 - Protection

    S3:E14

    Nancy has another full week of trouble to deal with and Doug isn't helping. Heylia teaches Celia.

    Director:Randall Zisk
    Writer:Roberto Benabib

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  15. Weeds Season 3 Episode 15 - Go
    8.2/10(857 votes)

    #15 - Go

    S3:E15

    As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Jenji Kohan

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Doing the Backstroke" is the best rated episode of "Weeds" season 3. It scored 8.1/10 based on 943 votes. Directed by Craig Zisk and written by Jenji Kohan, it aired on 8/13/2007. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "A Pool and His Money".