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The Best Episodes of Weeds Season 3

Every episode of Weeds Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Weeds Season 3!

After the unexpected death of her husband, a suburban mom resorts to selling weed to support her family.
Genres:ComedyCrimeDrama
Network:Showtime

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Doing the Backstroke" is the best rated episode of "Weeds" season 3. It scored 8.1/10 based on 869 votes. Directed by Craig Zisk and written by Jenji Kohan, it aired on 8/13/2007. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "A Pool and His Money".

  • Doing the Backstroke
    8.1/10869 votes

    #1 - Doing the Backstroke

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/13/2007

    After being threatened by U-Turn and The Armenians, Nancy goes in search of Silas and her hijacked pot. Meanwhile, Celia has Silas arrested for stealing her "Drug Free Zone" signs. Nancy visits him in jail only to discover that the pot is still in his car - the one that Celia has just driven away in.

    Director: Craig Zisk

    Writer: Jenji Kohan

  • A Pool and His Money
    7.7/10762 votes

    #2 - A Pool and His Money

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 8/20/2007

    Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.

    Director: Craig Zisk

    Writer: Jenji Kohan

  • The Brick Dance
    7.6/10788 votes

    #3 - The Brick Dance

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 8/27/2007

    Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabel, while U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand.

    Director: Lev L. Spiro

    Writer: Roberto Benabib

  • Shit Highway
    7.4/10733 votes

    #4 - Shit Highway

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/3/2007

    The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for a favor on behalf of Majestic. Conrad and Heylia set up their new grow house. Silas runs into Pam while performing his community service.

    Director: Martha Coolidge

    Writer: Roberto Benabib

  • Bill Sussman
    7.8/10736 votes

    #5 - Bill Sussman

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/10/2007

    After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majestic. Nancy's involvement with U-Turn becomes more entrenched and Silas has business ideas. Sullivan asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party.

    Director: Craig Zisk

    Writer: Rolin Jones

  • Grasshopper
    7.7/10724 votes

    #6 - Grasshopper

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/17/2007

    Silas makes a new friend, played by the smokin' hot Mary-Kate Olsen; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy finds herself charged with the task of making peace between Agrestic and Majestic.

    Director: Perry Lang

    Writer: Devon Shepard

  • He Taught Me How to Drive By
    8.0/10773 votes

    #7 - He Taught Me How to Drive By

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 9/24/2007

    With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.

    Director: Paul Feig

    Writer: Matthew Salsberg

  • The Two Mrs. Scottsons
    7.5/10723 votes

    #8 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 10/1/2007

    Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

    Director: Craig Zisk

    Writer: Rolin Jones

  • Release the Hounds
    7.6/10713 votes

    #9 - Release the Hounds

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 10/8/2007

    Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug get some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an “insane stalker person”. Conrad and Silas spend time together. Dean is injured and hospitalized. Tara tries to get deeper into Nancy's business.

    Director: Ernest R. Dickerson

    Writer: Blair Singer

  • Roy Till Called
    7.5/10710 votes

    #10 - Roy Till Called

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 10/15/2007

    Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to make.

    Director: Craig Zisk

    Writer: Victoria Morrow

  • Cankles
    7.6/10698 votes

    #11 - Cankles

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 10/22/2007

    Nancy discovers who betrayed her and finds out she's being trailed. Some people lose their jobs. Silas discovers something about Tara. Shane installs a security system.

    Director: Julie Anne Robinson

    Writer: Christina Booth

  • The Dark Time
    7.8/10721 votes

    #12 - The Dark Time

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 10/29/2007

    Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low.

    Director: Ernest R. Dickerson

    Writer: Victoria Morrow

  • Risk
    7.9/10701 votes

    #13 - Risk

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 11/5/2007

    Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new neighborhood. Celia is angry.

    Director: Paul Feig

    Writer: Rolin Jones

  • Protection
    7.9/10706 votes

    #14 - Protection

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 11/12/2007

    Nancy has another full week of trouble to deal with and Doug isn't helping. Heylia teaches Celia.

    Director: Randall Zisk

    Writer: Roberto Benabib

  • Go
    8.2/10789 votes

    #15 - Go

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 11/19/2007

    As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.

    Director: Craig Zisk

    Writer: Jenji Kohan