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The Worst Episodes of Weeds

After the unexpected death of her husband, a suburban mom resorts to selling weed to support her family.

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  1. Background image for Game-Played
    6.3/10(12 votes)

    #1 - Game-Played

    S7:E3

    Nancy struggles to fit into the ranks at the halfway house; Jill drops a bombshell; Andy and Shane find a place to live; Silas scores a modeling gig; Doug is offered his dream job.

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  2. Background image for Saplings
    6.9/10(524 votes)

    #2 - Saplings

    S8:E9

    A "cowboy capitalist" moseys into town with a tasty offer for Silas; and rumors spread about Rabbi Dave having an amorous encounter with a nonmember of the synagogue.

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    Director:Michael Trim
  3. Background image for Threshold
    6.9/10(528 votes)

    #3 - Threshold

    S8:E10

    Silas contemplates a big professional move; Nancy has a dinner date with Rabbi Dave and some of his friends; and Andy experiences a slight hitch in his relationship status.

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    Director:Eric Jewett
  4. Background image for The Two Mrs. Scottsons
    7.1/10(12 votes)

    #4 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons

    S3:E8

    Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

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    Director:Craig Zisk
  5. Background image for Pinwheels and Whirligigs
    7.1/10(580 votes)

    #5 - Pinwheels and Whirligigs

    S6:E7

    Nancy decides that her family has seen enough gunslinging for a lifetime, so to lighten things up she takes them to a Montana fair. Andy and Silas enter a butter-eating contest while Doug looks after the baby and makes friends with the carneys. Elsewhere, Nancy escorts Shane on a rollercoaster where they stir up some trouble in line.

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  6. Background image for To Moscow, and Quickly
    7.1/10(568 votes)

    #6 - To Moscow, and Quickly

    S6:E9

    Nancy is met with yet another roadblock when baby Stevie gets sick leaving her and Andy to scramble to find a pediatrician. Meanwhile, Silas, Shane and Doug are tasked with unloading some merchandise at a kiddie concert.

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  8. Background image for Allosaurus Crush Castle
    7.1/10(522 votes)

    #7 - Allosaurus Crush Castle

    S8:E6

    Nancy undertakes a job search; Jill has big news for Andy and Doug; and Silas tries to track down his stolen plants. Meanwhile, Shane fabricates an ingenious plan to score some extra spending money at the police academy.

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  9. Background image for Unfreeze
    7.1/10(515 votes)

    #8 - Unfreeze

    S8:E7

    Andy visits a local synagogue to look for work while Nancy gets a quite competitive new job and Shane is ready to graduate from the police academy.

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  10. Background image for Five Miles From Yetzer Hara
    7.1/10(535 votes)

    #9 - Five Miles From Yetzer Hara

    S8:E8

    After receiving an interesting proposal from an unexpected source, Nancy struggles with a decision involving a questionable business.

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  11. Background image for Free Goat
    7.2/10(22 votes)

    #10 - Free Goat

    S1:E2

    As Celia deals with the other woman in her marriage, Nancy contemplates creating an enterprise to solve the cash-only financial issues caused by her drug dealing. Silas has to come to terms with his girlfriend's sudden departure, while Shane tries to come to terms with missing his Dad.

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  12. Background image for Lude Awakening
    7.2/10(16 votes)

    #11 - Lude Awakening

    S1:E5

    Nancy gets a reality check about what a life of crime can entail. Andy acts like a fool and gets arrested. Celia tries alternative methods to deal with her breast cancer. She also steps out of her box and bonds with children. Shane gets in trouble at school. Again.

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    Director:Lee Rose
  13. Background image for Bash
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #12 - Bash

    S2:E9

    Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday.

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  14. Background image for Machetes Up Top
    7.2/10(660 votes)

    #13 - Machetes Up Top

    S5:E2

    Nancy pays a secret visit to Guillermo in prison; Celia puts her time in the rebel camp to good use by organizing their supplies; Shane decides to visit Nancy's estranged sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh); Silas and Doug second-guess their choice of a pot-growing plot.

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  15. Background image for A Modest Proposal
    7.2/10(620 votes)

    #14 - A Modest Proposal

    S5:E6

    It's six months since we last saw everyone and Nancy is in full bloom. Esteban proposes, and all seems right with the world until Nancy discovers there's another woman in Esteban's life. Andy, meanwhile, has gone on a spending spree and let himself go. Now he must come to terms with the new order of things. Celia, unhappy in her job at the mall, discovers an opportunity in the world of cosmetics. Shane spends an eye-opening day with Ignacio. Silas and Doug's medical marijuana dispensary is in full operation. But Deputy C.P. Jones continues his meddling ways.

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  16. Background image for Fingers Only Meat Banquet
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #15 - Fingers Only Meat Banquet

    S7:E5

    Silas and Nancy's lawyer assist her in getting to California as her custody battle with Jill (Jennifer Jason Leigh) heats up. Meanwhile, Andy's relationship takes an intriguing turn; Shane decides to give it the old college try and enrolls in classes; and Doug is left to fend for himself at his job on Wall Street.

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    Director:Scott Ellis
  17. Background image for A Beam of Sunshine
    7.2/10(570 votes)

    #16 - A Beam of Sunshine

    S8:E2

    Andy makes his intentions known to Jill. Doug is presented with an enticing investment opportunity. While Nancy recuperates, Silas helps her with a new business venture. Shane figures out who shot his mother.

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  18. Background image for Only Judy Can Judge
    7.2/10(547 votes)

    #17 - Only Judy Can Judge

    S8:E4

    Despite the demands of her marijuana business, Nancy decides to throw a family dinner, to which Shane invites his classmate Angela. In other pot news, Silas befriends a local grower. Meanwhile, Jill and Andy agree to watch Stevie during the day.

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    Director:Michael Trim
  19. Background image for Red in Tooth and Claw
    7.2/10(539 votes)

    #18 - Red in Tooth and Claw

    S8:E5

    Nancy is tempted to go back to her old pot-dealing ways to raise cash for Stevie's soccer expenses; Jill gets revenge on Andy through Doug; Shane and Angela double-date with Ouellette and his wife; Silas and R.J.'s friendship takes an unusual turn.

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    Director:Michael Trim
  20. Background image for Dead in the Nethers
    7.3/10(16 votes)

    #19 - Dead in the Nethers

    S1:E6

    Nancy attempt to play around in an effort to relieve some stress. Nancy, Celia, and Conrad go out to a club where Celia and Conrad "snuggle up." Meanwhile Andy meets a woman who he lies to like he would anyone else and Lupita starts investigating so as to gain the upper hand in her employee/employer relationship.

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  21. Background image for Crush Girl Love Panic
    7.3/10(18 votes)

    #20 - Crush Girl Love Panic

    S2:E6

    Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the grow houses. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia gets in the way when Isabelle goes to shoot her Huskeroos commercial. Isabelle talks to Doug about something she doesn't want her mother to know about. Nancy has a surprise for the men in her life.

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  22. Background image for Mile Deep and a Foot Wide
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #21 - Mile Deep and a Foot Wide

    S2:E10

    Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up.

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    Director:Craig Zisk
  23. Background image for Viking Pride
    7.3/10(548 votes)

    #22 - Viking Pride

    S6:E11

    Nancy, trying to get she and her family out of the country, is continually faced with unexpected guests from her past. Andy has to get creative in order to secure passports while Doug must find his own means of obtaining one. Meanwhile, Silas deals with the possibility that Lars could be his father. Shane is left to deal with Warren who is becoming unhinged.

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  24. Background image for Vehement vs. Vigorous
    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #23 - Vehement vs. Vigorous

    S7:E7

    While Doug plays softball with the company team, Nancy deals pot on the sidelines; Andy opens his bike shop while Silas sells pot out of the back room; and a police detective offers Shane an internship.

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    Director:Scott Ellis
  25. Background image for See Blue and Smell Cheese and Die
    7.3/10(548 votes)

    #24 - See Blue and Smell Cheese and Die

    S8:E3

    Andy attempts to impress Jill by coaching the twin's roller-derby team; Doug ponders about his financial future after being forced to resign from the company; Nancy and Silas race to thwart Shane's actions, who is closing in on Tim.

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  26. Background image for Higher Education
    7.4/10(16 votes)

    #25 - Higher Education

    S1:E7

    Nancy hires an employee, and becomes known to a rival in the process. Shane makes a new friend, and Andy gets to know the new friend's mother. Celia's mother comes to visit after Celia's surgery.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Game-Played" is the worst rated episode of "Weeds". It scored 6.3/10 based on 12 votes. Directed by Scott Ellis and written by Victoria Morrow, it aired on 7/11/2011. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Saplings".