The Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7
Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7!
The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
Season 7 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "'Allo 'Allo!" season 7 is "A Quiet Honeymoon", rated 7.4/10 from 185 user votes. It was directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam. "A Quiet Honeymoon" aired on 1/5/1991 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "An Almighty Bang".
7.4/10 185 votes#1 - A Quiet Honeymoon
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1991-01-05
Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 180 votes#2 - An Almighty Bang
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1991-01-12
The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.8/10 177 votes#3 - Fleeing Monks
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 1991-01-26
René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist Resistance to place a price on his head. He decides once again to elope with Yvette. Michelle orders René to take the British airmen to the monastery to be picked up by a lightweight plane. Flick also learns of this news, and he and Von Smallhausen have themselves initiated into the brotherhood to gather information and capture the airmen. Unfortunately, René ends up grabbing Edith's hand instead of Yvette's, as the two are rushed aboard the plane bound for England.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.9/10 182 votes#4 - Up the Crick Without a Piddle
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 1991-02-02
René and Edith, transported to England in the place of the British airmen, get medals from Churchill and meet an old friend from the past.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 178 votes#5 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 1991-02-02
The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.8/10 172 votes#6 - The Spirit of Nouvion
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 1991-02-16
Michelle enlists René to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10 174 votes#7 - Leg It to Spain!
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 1991-02-23
A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.8/10 170 votes#8 - Prior Engagements
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 1991-03-02
Von Klinkerhoffen thinks a marriage between a French woman and a man from the occupying forces would be good propaganda. He orders Edith to marry Bertorelli.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.9/10 169 votes#9 - Soup and Sausage
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 1991-03-09
The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square, and René plans to get them out using an old ice cream van.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.9/10 175 votes#10 - René of the Gypsies
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 1991-03-16
Michelle plans to release the British airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair, but at the last minute the Gypsies cancel.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam