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The Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7

Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7!

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The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 4 - Up the Crick Without a Piddle
    8.0/10(225 votes)

    S7:E4

    René and Edith, transported to England in the place of the British airmen, get medals from Churchill and meet an old friend from the past.

    Director:Sue Longstaff
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  2. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 9 - Soup and Sausage
    8.0/10(214 votes)

    S7:E9

    The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square, and René plans to get them out using an old ice cream van.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  3. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 10 - René of the Gypsies
    8.0/10(219 votes)

    S7:E10

    Michelle plans to release the British airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair, but at the last minute the Gypsies cancel.

    Director:Sue Longstaff
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  4. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 6 - The Spirit of Nouvion
    7.9/10(215 votes)

    S7:E6

    Michelle enlists René to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe.

    Director:Sue Longstaff
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  5. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 3 - Fleeing Monks
    7.8/10(220 votes)

    S7:E3

    René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist Resistance to place a price on his head. He decides once again to elope with Yvette. Michelle orders René to take the British airmen to the monastery to be picked up by a lightweight plane. Flick also learns of this news, and he and Von Smallhausen have themselves initiated into the brotherhood to gather information and capture the airmen. Unfortunately, René ends up grabbing Edith's hand instead of Yvette's, as the two are rushed aboard the plane bound for England.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  6. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 8 - Prior Engagements
    7.8/10(215 votes)

    S7:E8

    Von Klinkerhoffen thinks a marriage between a French woman and a man from the occupying forces would be good propaganda. He orders Edith to marry Bertorelli.

    Director:Sue Longstaff
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  7. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 2 - An Almighty Bang
    7.7/10(220 votes)

    S7:E2

    The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.

    Director:Sue Longstaff
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  8. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 5 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
    7.6/10(221 votes)

    S7:E5

    The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  9. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 7 - Leg It to Spain!
    7.6/10(217 votes)

    S7:E7

    A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  10. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 1 - A Quiet Honeymoon
    7.4/10(227 votes)

    S7:E1

    Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Up the Crick Without a Piddle" is the best rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!" season 7. It scored 8/10 based on 225 votes. Directed by Sue Longstaff and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 2/2/1991. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Soup and Sausage".