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The Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7

Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7!

The Best Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7

The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.

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  1. 8.0/10(195 votes)

    #1 - Up the Crick Without a Piddle

    S7:E4

    René and Edith, transported to England in the place of the British airmen, get medals from Churchill and meet an old friend from the past.

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  2. 8.0/10(186 votes)

    #2 - Soup and Sausage

    S7:E9

    The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square, and René plans to get them out using an old ice cream van.

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  3. 8.0/10(188 votes)

    #3 - René of the Gypsies

    S7:E10

    Michelle plans to release the British airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair, but at the last minute the Gypsies cancel.

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  4. 7.9/10(185 votes)

    #4 - The Spirit of Nouvion

    S7:E6

    Michelle enlists René to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe.

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  5. 7.8/10(190 votes)

    #5 - Fleeing Monks

    S7:E3

    René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist Resistance to place a price on his head. He decides once again to elope with Yvette. Michelle orders René to take the British airmen to the monastery to be picked up by a lightweight plane. Flick also learns of this news, and he and Von Smallhausen have themselves initiated into the brotherhood to gather information and capture the airmen. Unfortunately, René ends up grabbing Edith's hand instead of Yvette's, as the two are rushed aboard the plane bound for England.

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  6. 7.8/10(184 votes)

    #6 - Prior Engagements

    S7:E8

    Von Klinkerhoffen thinks a marriage between a French woman and a man from the occupying forces would be good propaganda. He orders Edith to marry Bertorelli.

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  8. 7.7/10(192 votes)

    #7 - An Almighty Bang

    S7:E2

    The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.

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  9. 7.6/10(191 votes)

    #8 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic

    S7:E5

    The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.

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  10. 7.6/10(187 votes)

    #9 - Leg It to Spain!

    S7:E7

    A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.

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  11. 7.5/10(197 votes)

    #10 - A Quiet Honeymoon

    S7:E1

    Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Up the Crick Without a Piddle" is the best rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!" season 7. It scored 8/10 based on 195 votes. Directed by Sue Longstaff and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 2/2/1991. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Soup and Sausage".