7.4/10192 votesLoading...#1 - A Quiet Honeymoon
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1991
Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10182 votesLoading...#2 - Leg It to Spain!
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 2/23/1991
A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10179 votesLoading...#3 - A Fishful of Francs
Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 2/23/1992
Michelle's new plan involves an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs and the Fallen Madonna.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10174 votesLoading...#4 - Rene Artois Is Still Dead
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 11/23/1992
René is supposed dead and a parade is held in his honour.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10191 votesLoading...#5 - Land Mines for London
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 1/14/1989
Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.
Director: Richard Boden
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft
7.6/10189 votesLoading...#6 - The Nouvion Oars
Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/1989
Private Helga Geerhart plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffe
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.6/10187 votesLoading...#7 - An Almighty Bang
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/1991
The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10186 votesLoading...#8 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/1991
The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10173 votesLoading...#9 - Awful Wedded Wife
Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 2/2/1992
René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10182 votesLoading...#10 - Gone with the Windmill
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 11/9/1992
The Colonel and Gruber return from Spain. Meanwhile, Edith is faced with a grave situation.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10181 votesLoading...#11 - Missing and Presumed Dead
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 11/16/1992
Having been captured by the communists, René tries to find a way to escape.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10180 votesLoading...#12 - Tarts and Flickers
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/1992
Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to impersonate Yvette and Mimi to search the cafe.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.7/10200 votesLoading...#13 - Otherwise Engaged
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/1/1988
Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft
7.7/10193 votesLoading...#14 - Pudding Can Go Off
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 1/7/1989
Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft
7.7/10193 votesLoading...#15 - Down the Drain
Season 5 Episode 25 - Aired 2/18/1989
René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.
Director: Richard Boden
Writer: Ronald Chesney, Ronald Wolfe
7.7/10193 votesLoading...#16 - The Nicked Airmen
Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 9/23/1989
When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, René and his staff are instructed to rescue them from the chateau in coffins. All goes to plan, until Monsieur Alfonse challenges Monsieur Leclerc to a duel.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10186 votesLoading...#17 - The Crooked Fences
Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 10/7/1989
Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10178 votesLoading...#18 - Arousing Suspicions
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 1/12/1992
René and company disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some radio broadcasts.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.7/10175 votesLoading...#19 - A Woman Never Lies
Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 1/19/1992
Still searching for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick gives Helga a truth drug.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.7/10177 votesLoading...#20 - A Fishy Send-Off
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 12/7/1992
The plans of the Germans conflict with those surrounding Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.8/10237 votesLoading...#21 - Prisoners of War
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 11/7/1987
Having been trapped in the POW camp, René is enlisted in the plan to re-dig the tunnel, by getting rid of the dirt. Hans and the Colonel are playing cricket, though not very well, and Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are digging their own tunnel into the camp. Monsieur Alphonse arrives at the café to report to Fanny the news that René has been captured, but René and Company join in on the British prisoners' plan to escape – though only one person can escape in this way. Meanwhile, Helga reports the situation to Gruber, and together they decide on a plan to rescue the Colonel, the Captain, and René, involving Gruber dressing as a nun.
Director: David Croft, Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10232 votesLoading...#22 - Camp Dance
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 11/14/1987
Dressed as girls from the Folies Bergère, the entire gang (the staff and the Germans) escape from the prisoner of war camp, and completely against plans bring the two British airmen with them. Outside again, the Colonel finds that the Captain is missing, only his glasses are found. Herr Flick and von Smallhousen intercept a message from London and try to send their own message, but René catches on and tosses the radio out the window, which leaves the Resistance without a means to contact London, until Michelle thinks of the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's little tank.
Director: David Croft, Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10204 votesLoading...#23 - Dinner with the General
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/17/1988
Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10201 votesLoading...#24 - No Hiding Place
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 10/15/1988
René disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque.
Director: Susan Belbin
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft
7.8/10197 votesLoading...#25 - Who's for the Vatican?
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 11/19/1988
A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to René.
Director: Susan Belbin
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft
The Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!
Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!!
The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
Genres:ComedyWar & Politics
Network:BBC One
Worst Episodes Summary
"A Quiet Honeymoon" is the worst rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!". It scored 7.4/10 based on 192 votes. Directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 1/5/1991. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Leg It to Spain!".