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The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 1 - A Quiet Honeymoon
    7.4/10(227 votes)

    S7:E1

    Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  2. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 9 Episode 1 - Gone with the Windmill
    7.5/10(213 votes)

    S9:E1

    The Colonel and Gruber return from Spain. Meanwhile, Edith is faced with a grave situation.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  3. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 9 Episode 3 - Rene Artois Is Still Dead
    7.5/10(207 votes)

    S9:E3

    René is supposed dead and a parade is held in his honour.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  4. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 5 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
    7.6/10(221 votes)

    S7:E5

    The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  5. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 7 - Leg It to Spain!
    7.6/10(217 votes)

    S7:E7

    A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  6. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 8 Episode 4 - Awful Wedded Wife
    7.6/10(205 votes)

    S8:E4

    René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  7. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 8 Episode 6 - A Fishful of Francs
    7.6/10(212 votes)

    S8:E6

    Michelle's new plan involves an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs and the Fallen Madonna.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  8. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 9 Episode 2 - Missing and Presumed Dead
    7.6/10(214 votes)

    S9:E2

    Having been captured by the communists, René tries to find a way to escape.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  9. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 9 Episode 4 - Tarts and Flickers
    7.6/10(212 votes)

    S9:E4

    Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to impersonate Yvette and Mimi to search the cafe.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  10. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 5 Episode 5 - Otherwise Engaged
    7.7/10(237 votes)

    S5:E5

    Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  11. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 5 Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go Off
    7.7/10(229 votes)

    S5:E19

    Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  12. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 5 Episode 20 - Land Mines for London
    7.7/10(226 votes)

    S5:E20

    Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.

    Director:Richard Boden
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  13. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 6 Episode 3 - The Nouvion Oars
    7.7/10(221 votes)

    S6:E3

    Private Helga Geerhart plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffe

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  14. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 6 Episode 4 - The Nicked Airmen
    7.7/10(228 votes)

    S6:E4

    When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, René and his staff are instructed to rescue them from the chateau in coffins. All goes to plan, until Monsieur Alfonse challenges Monsieur Leclerc to a duel.

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  15. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 2 - An Almighty Bang
    7.7/10(220 votes)

    S7:E2

    The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.

    Director:Sue Longstaff
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  16. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 8 Episode 1 - Arousing Suspicions
    7.7/10(214 votes)

    S8:E1

    René and company disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some radio broadcasts.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  17. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 8 Episode 2 - A Woman Never Lies
    7.7/10(210 votes)

    S8:E2

    Still searching for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick gives Helga a truth drug.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  18. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 9 Episode 5 - A Fishy Send-Off
    7.7/10(209 votes)

    S9:E5

    The plans of the Germans conflict with those surrounding Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.

    Director:John B. Hobbs
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  19. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 4 Episode 1 - Prisoners of War
    7.8/10(282 votes)

    S4:E1

    Having been trapped in the POW camp, René is enlisted in the plan to re-dig the tunnel, by getting rid of the dirt. Von Strohm and Geering are playing cricket, though not very well, and Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are digging their own tunnel into the camp. Monsieur Alphonse arrives at the café to report to Fanny the news that René has been captured, but René and company join in on the British prisoners' plan to escape – though it will free only one man. Meanwhile, Helga reports the situation to Gruber, and together they devise a plan to rescue the Colonel, the Captain and René - involving Gruber dressing as a nun!

    Directors:David Croft, Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  20. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 4 Episode 2 - Camp Dance
    7.8/10(272 votes)

    S4:E2

    Dressed as girls from the Folies Bergère, the entire gang (the staff and the Germans) escape from the prisoner-of-war camp, and completely against plans bring the two British airmen with them. Outside again, the Colonel finds that the Captain is missing; only his glasses are found. Herr Flick and Von Smallhousen intercept a message from London and try to send their own, but René catches on and tosses the radio out of the window, which leaves the Resistance without a means to contact London, until Michelle suggests the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's little tank.

    Directors:David Croft, Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  21. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 5 Episode 13 - Ribbing the Bonk
    7.8/10(232 votes)

    S5:E13

    René and the Resistance need to find a huge amount of money quickly to save Mimi from the Communists.

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  22. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 5 Episode 25 - Down the Drain
    7.8/10(228 votes)

    S5:E25

    René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.

    Director:Richard Boden
    Writers:Ronald Chesney, Ronald Wolfe

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  23. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 6 Episode 5 - The Airmen De-Nicked
    7.8/10(219 votes)

    S6:E5

    Michelle of the Resistance plans to infiltrate German headquarters to rescue the British airmen using hijacked German uniforms. But who will fit them? Officer Crabtree thinks René's chances are 'farty to one'.

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  24. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 6 Episode 6 - The Crooked Fences
    7.8/10(223 votes)

    S6:E6

    Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.

    Director:Martin Dennis
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  25. 'Allo 'Allo! Season 7 Episode 3 - Fleeing Monks
    7.8/10(220 votes)

    S7:E3

    René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist Resistance to place a price on his head. He decides once again to elope with Yvette. Michelle orders René to take the British airmen to the monastery to be picked up by a lightweight plane. Flick also learns of this news, and he and Von Smallhausen have themselves initiated into the brotherhood to gather information and capture the airmen. Unfortunately, René ends up grabbing Edith's hand instead of Yvette's, as the two are rushed aboard the plane bound for England.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Quiet Honeymoon" is the worst rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!". It scored 7.4/10 based on 227 votes. Directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 1/5/1991. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Gone with the Windmill".