The Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!
Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!!
The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
Lowest Rated Episode
The worst episode of "'Allo 'Allo!" is "A Quiet Honeymoon", rated 7.4/10 from 185 user votes. It was directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam. "A Quiet Honeymoon" aired on 1/5/1991 and is rated 0.1 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Leg It to Spain!".
7.4/10 185 votes#1 - A Quiet Honeymoon
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1991-01-05
Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10 174 votes#2 - Leg It to Spain!
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 1991-02-23
A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10 164 votes#3 - Awful Wedded Wife
Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 1992-02-02
René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10 170 votes#4 - A Fishful of Francs
Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 1992-02-23
Michelle's new plan involves an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs and the Fallen Madonna.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10 167 votes#5 - Rene Artois Is Still Dead
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 1992-11-23
René is supposed dead and a parade is held in his honour.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.5/10 174 votes#6 - Tarts and Flickers
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 1992-11-30
Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to impersonate Yvette and Mimi to search the cafe.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 183 votes#7 - Land Mines for London
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 1989-01-14
Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.
Director: Richard Boden
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.6/10 180 votes#8 - An Almighty Bang
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1991-01-12
The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.
Director: Sue Longstaff
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 178 votes#9 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 1991-02-02
The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.
Director: Mike Stephens
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 170 votes#10 - Arousing Suspicions
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 1992-01-12
René and company disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some radio broadcasts.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 170 votes#11 - Gone with the Windmill
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 1992-11-09
The Colonel and Gruber return from Spain. Meanwhile, Edith is faced with a grave situation.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 171 votes#12 - Missing and Presumed Dead
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 1992-11-16
Having been captured by the communists, René tries to find a way to escape.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.6/10 170 votes#13 - A Fishy Send-Off
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 1992-12-07
The plans of the Germans conflict with those surrounding Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.7/10 192 votes#14 - Otherwise Engaged
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 1988-10-01
Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10 185 votes#15 - Pudding Can Go Off
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 1989-01-07
Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10 184 votes#16 - Down the Drain
Season 5 Episode 25 - Aired 1989-02-18
René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.
Director: Richard Boden
Writer: Ronald Chesney, Ronald Wolfe
7.7/10 180 votes#17 - The Nouvion Oars
Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 1989-09-16
Private Helga Geerhart plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffe
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10 185 votes#18 - The Nicked Airmen
Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 1989-09-23
When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, René and his staff are instructed to rescue them from the chateau in coffins. All goes to plan, until Monsieur Alfonse challenges Monsieur Leclerc to a duel.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10 180 votes#19 - The Crooked Fences
Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 1989-10-07
Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.7/10 167 votes#20 - A Woman Never Lies
Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 1992-01-19
Still searching for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick gives Helga a truth drug.
Director: John B. Hobbs
Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam
7.8/10 229 votes#21 - Prisoners of War
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 1987-11-07
Having been trapped in the POW camp, René is enlisted in the plan to re-dig the tunnel, by getting rid of the dirt. Hans and the Colonel are playing cricket, though not very well, and Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are digging their own tunnel into the camp. Monsieur Alphonse arrives at the café to report to Fanny the news that René has been captured, but René and Company join in on the British prisoners' plan to escape – though only one person can escape in this way. Meanwhile, Helga reports the situation to Gruber, and together they decide on a plan to rescue the Colonel, the Captain, and René, involving Gruber dressing as a nun.
Director: David Croft, Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10 196 votes#22 - Dinner with the General
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 1988-09-17
Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10 193 votes#23 - No Hiding Place
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 1988-10-15
René disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque.
Director: Susan Belbin
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10 189 votes#24 - Who's for the Vatican?
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1988-11-19
A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to René.
Director: Susan Belbin
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
7.8/10 187 votes#25 - Ribbing the Bonk
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1988-11-26
René and the Resistance need to find a huge amount of money quickly to save Mimi from the Communists.
Director: Martin Dennis
Writer: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd