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The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.

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  1. Background image for A Quiet Honeymoon
    7.4/10(206 votes)

    #1 - A Quiet Honeymoon

    S7:E1

    Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.

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  2. Background image for Leg It to Spain!
    7.5/10(196 votes)

    #2 - Leg It to Spain!

    S7:E7

    A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.

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  3. Background image for Awful Wedded Wife
    7.5/10(187 votes)

    #3 - Awful Wedded Wife

    S8:E4

    René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.

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  4. Background image for A Fishful of Francs
    7.5/10(193 votes)

    #4 - A Fishful of Francs

    S8:E6

    Michelle's new plan involves an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs and the Fallen Madonna.

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  5. Background image for Gone with the Windmill
    7.5/10(196 votes)

    #5 - Gone with the Windmill

    S9:E1

    The Colonel and Gruber return from Spain. Meanwhile, Edith is faced with a grave situation.

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  6. Background image for Rene Artois Is Still Dead
    7.5/10(190 votes)

    #6 - Rene Artois Is Still Dead

    S9:E3

    René is supposed dead and a parade is held in his honour.

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  8. Background image for Tarts and Flickers
    7.5/10(197 votes)

    #7 - Tarts and Flickers

    S9:E4

    Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to impersonate Yvette and Mimi to search the cafe.

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  9. Background image for Land Mines for London
    7.6/10(208 votes)

    #8 - Land Mines for London

    S5:E20

    Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.

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  10. Background image for The Nouvion Oars
    7.6/10(204 votes)

    #9 - The Nouvion Oars

    S6:E3

    Private Helga Geerhart plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffe

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  11. Background image for An Almighty Bang
    7.6/10(201 votes)

    #10 - An Almighty Bang

    S7:E2

    The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.

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  12. Background image for The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
    7.6/10(200 votes)

    #11 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic

    S7:E5

    The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.

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  13. Background image for Missing and Presumed Dead
    7.6/10(197 votes)

    #12 - Missing and Presumed Dead

    S9:E2

    Having been captured by the communists, René tries to find a way to escape.

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  14. Background image for Otherwise Engaged
    7.7/10(219 votes)

    #13 - Otherwise Engaged

    S5:E5

    Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.

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  15. Background image for Pudding Can Go Off
    7.7/10(210 votes)

    #14 - Pudding Can Go Off

    S5:E19

    Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.

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  16. Background image for Down the Drain
    7.7/10(209 votes)

    #15 - Down the Drain

    S5:E25

    René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.

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  17. Background image for The Nicked Airmen
    7.7/10(209 votes)

    #16 - The Nicked Airmen

    S6:E4

    When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, René and his staff are instructed to rescue them from the chateau in coffins. All goes to plan, until Monsieur Alfonse challenges Monsieur Leclerc to a duel.

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  18. Background image for The Airmen De-Nicked
    7.7/10(200 votes)

    #17 - The Airmen De-Nicked

    S6:E5

    Michelle of the Resistance plans to infiltrate German headquarters to rescue the British airmen using hijacked German uniforms. But who will fit them? Officer Crabtree thinks René's chances are 'farty to one'.

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  19. Background image for The Crooked Fences
    7.7/10(204 votes)

    #18 - The Crooked Fences

    S6:E6

    Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.

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  20. Background image for Arousing Suspicions
    7.7/10(192 votes)

    #19 - Arousing Suspicions

    S8:E1

    René and company disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some radio broadcasts.

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  21. Background image for A Woman Never Lies
    7.7/10(189 votes)

    #20 - A Woman Never Lies

    S8:E2

    Still searching for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick gives Helga a truth drug.

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  22. Background image for A Fishy Send-Off
    7.7/10(193 votes)

    #21 - A Fishy Send-Off

    S9:E5

    The plans of the Germans conflict with those surrounding Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.

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  23. Background image for The British 'ave Come
    7.8/10(427 votes)

    #22 - The British 'ave Come

    S1:E1

    The Colonel and the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get rid of Herr Flick. But René convinces them that they could hand over a forged copy of the painting instead (with the assistance of a conveniently-located forger), and gets them to lend their uniforms to the escaping British airmen so they can take the painting to England to be forged. Meanwhile, everyone keeps handing René poison pills "to make it easier", Herr Flick decides his relationship with Helga should include an intimate dinner in Rene's back room, and Hans figures out that putting cheese in one's ears improves the sound of Madame Edith's singing.

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  24. Background image for Prisoners of War
    7.8/10(259 votes)

    #23 - Prisoners of War

    S4:E1

    Having been trapped in the POW camp, René is enlisted in the plan to re-dig the tunnel, by getting rid of the dirt. Von Strohm and Geering are playing cricket, though not very well, and Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are digging their own tunnel into the camp. Monsieur Alphonse arrives at the café to report to Fanny the news that René has been captured, but René and company join in on the British prisoners' plan to escape – though it will free only one man. Meanwhile, Helga reports the situation to Gruber, and together they devise a plan to rescue the Colonel, the Captain and René - involving Gruber dressing as a nun!

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  25. Background image for Camp Dance
    7.8/10(253 votes)

    #24 - Camp Dance

    S4:E2

    Dressed as girls from the Folies Bergère, the entire gang (the staff and the Germans) escape from the prisoner-of-war camp, and completely against plans bring the two British airmen with them. Outside again, the Colonel finds that the Captain is missing; only his glasses are found. Herr Flick and Von Smallhousen intercept a message from London and try to send their own, but René catches on and tosses the radio out of the window, which leaves the Resistance without a means to contact London, until Michelle suggests the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's little tank.

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  26. Background image for Dinner with the General
    7.8/10(223 votes)

    #25 - Dinner with the General

    S5:E3

    Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Quiet Honeymoon" is the worst rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!". It scored 7.4/10 based on 206 votes. Directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 1/5/1991. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Leg It to Spain!".