- 7.4/10(205 votes)
#1 - A Quiet Honeymoon
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Director:Mike Stephens - 7.5/10(195 votes)
#2 - Leg It to Spain!
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Director:Mike Stephens - 7.5/10(187 votes)
#3 - Awful Wedded Wife
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.5/10(193 votes)
#4 - A Fishful of Francs
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.5/10(196 votes)
#5 - Gone with the Windmill
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.5/10(190 votes)
#6 - Rene Artois Is Still Dead
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.5/10(197 votes)
#7 - Tarts and Flickers
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.6/10(206 votes)
#8 - Land Mines for London
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Director:Richard Boden - 7.6/10(203 votes)
#9 - The Nouvion Oars
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Director:Martin Dennis - 7.6/10(200 votes)
#10 - An Almighty Bang
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Director:Sue Longstaff - 7.6/10(199 votes)
#11 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
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Director:Mike Stephens - 7.6/10(197 votes)
#12 - Missing and Presumed Dead
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.7/10(218 votes)
#13 - Otherwise Engaged
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Director:Martin Dennis - 7.7/10(208 votes)
#14 - Pudding Can Go Off
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Director:Martin Dennis - 7.7/10(207 votes)
#15 - Down the Drain
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Director:Richard Boden - 7.7/10(207 votes)
#16 - The Nicked Airmen
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Director:Martin Dennis - 7.7/10(198 votes)
#17 - The Airmen De-Nicked
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Director:Martin Dennis - 7.7/10(202 votes)
#18 - The Crooked Fences
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Director:Martin Dennis - 7.7/10(192 votes)
#19 - Arousing Suspicions
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.7/10(189 votes)
#20 - A Woman Never Lies
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#21 - A Fishy Send-Off
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Director:John B. Hobbs - 7.8/10(427 votes)
#22 - The British 'ave Come
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Director:David Croft - 7.8/10(259 votes)
#23 - Prisoners of War
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- 7.8/10(253 votes)
#24 - Camp Dance
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- 7.8/10(222 votes)
#25 - Dinner with the General
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Director:Martin Dennis

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The Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!
Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!!

The Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!
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Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!!
The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
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"A Quiet Honeymoon" is the worst rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!". It scored 7.4/10 based on 205 votes. Directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 1/5/1991. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Leg It to Spain!".