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The Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!

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Every episode of 'Allo 'Allo! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of 'Allo 'Allo!!

The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
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  • A Quiet Honeymoon
    7.4/10(194)
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    #1 - A Quiet Honeymoon

    Season 7 Episode 1

    Aired 1/5/1991

    Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.

    Director: Mike Stephens

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Leg It to Spain!
    7.5/10(184)
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    #2 - Leg It to Spain!

    Season 7 Episode 7

    Aired 2/23/1991

    A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.

    Director: Mike Stephens

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • A Fishful of Francs
    7.5/10(180)
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    #3 - A Fishful of Francs

    Season 8 Episode 6

    Aired 2/23/1992

    Michelle's new plan involves an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs and the Fallen Madonna.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Rene Artois Is Still Dead
    7.5/10(176)
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    #4 - Rene Artois Is Still Dead

    Season 9 Episode 3

    Aired 11/23/1992

    René is supposed dead and a parade is held in his honour.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Land Mines for London
    7.6/10(193)
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    #5 - Land Mines for London

    Season 5 Episode 20

    Aired 1/14/1989

    Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.

    Director: Richard Boden

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • The Nouvion Oars
    7.6/10(191)
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    #6 - The Nouvion Oars

    Season 6 Episode 3

    Aired 9/16/1989

    Private Helga Geerhart plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffe

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • An Almighty Bang
    7.6/10(189)
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    #7 - An Almighty Bang

    Season 7 Episode 2

    Aired 1/12/1991

    The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.

    Director: Sue Longstaff

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
    7.6/10(188)
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    #8 - The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic

    Season 7 Episode 5

    Aired 2/2/1991

    The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.

    Director: Mike Stephens

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Awful Wedded Wife
    7.6/10(174)
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    #9 - Awful Wedded Wife

    Season 8 Episode 4

    Aired 2/2/1992

    René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Gone with the Windmill
    7.6/10(183)
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    #10 - Gone with the Windmill

    Season 9 Episode 1

    Aired 11/9/1992

    The Colonel and Gruber return from Spain. Meanwhile, Edith is faced with a grave situation.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Missing and Presumed Dead
    7.6/10(183)
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    #11 - Missing and Presumed Dead

    Season 9 Episode 2

    Aired 11/16/1992

    Having been captured by the communists, René tries to find a way to escape.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Tarts and Flickers
    7.6/10(182)
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    #12 - Tarts and Flickers

    Season 9 Episode 4

    Aired 11/30/1992

    Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to impersonate Yvette and Mimi to search the cafe.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Otherwise Engaged
    7.7/10(202)
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    #13 - Otherwise Engaged

    Season 5 Episode 5

    Aired 10/1/1988

    Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • Pudding Can Go Off
    7.7/10(195)
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    #14 - Pudding Can Go Off

    Season 5 Episode 19

    Aired 1/7/1989

    Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • Down the Drain
    7.7/10(195)
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    #15 - Down the Drain

    Season 5 Episode 25

    Aired 2/18/1989

    René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.

    Director: Richard Boden

    Writer: Ronald Chesney, Ronald Wolfe

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  • The Nicked Airmen
    7.7/10(196)
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    #16 - The Nicked Airmen

    Season 6 Episode 4

    Aired 9/23/1989

    When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, René and his staff are instructed to rescue them from the chateau in coffins. All goes to plan, until Monsieur Alfonse challenges Monsieur Leclerc to a duel.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • The Airmen De-Nicked
    7.7/10(187)
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    #17 - The Airmen De-Nicked

    Season 6 Episode 5

    Aired 9/30/1989

    Michelle of the Resistance plans to infiltrate German headquarters to rescue the British airmen using hijacked German uniforms. But who will fit them? Officer Crabtree thinks René's chances are 'farty to one'.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • The Crooked Fences
    7.7/10(188)
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    #18 - The Crooked Fences

    Season 6 Episode 6

    Aired 10/7/1989

    Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • Arousing Suspicions
    7.7/10(180)
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    #19 - Arousing Suspicions

    Season 8 Episode 1

    Aired 1/12/1992

    René and company disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some radio broadcasts.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • A Woman Never Lies
    7.7/10(177)
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    #20 - A Woman Never Lies

    Season 8 Episode 2

    Aired 1/19/1992

    Still searching for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick gives Helga a truth drug.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • A Fishy Send-Off
    7.7/10(178)
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    #21 - A Fishy Send-Off

    Season 9 Episode 5

    Aired 12/7/1992

    The plans of the Germans conflict with those surrounding Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.

    Director: John B. Hobbs

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam

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  • Prisoners of War
    7.8/10(242)
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    #22 - Prisoners of War

    Season 4 Episode 1

    Aired 11/7/1987

    Having been trapped in the POW camp, René is enlisted in the plan to re-dig the tunnel, by getting rid of the dirt. Hans and the Colonel are playing cricket, though not very well, and Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are digging their own tunnel into the camp. Monsieur Alphonse arrives at the café to report to Fanny the news that René has been captured, but René and Company join in on the British prisoners' plan to escape – though only one person can escape in this way. Meanwhile, Helga reports the situation to Gruber, and together they decide on a plan to rescue the Colonel, the Captain, and René, involving Gruber dressing as a nun.

    Director: David Croft, Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • Camp Dance
    7.8/10(234)
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    #23 - Camp Dance

    Season 4 Episode 2

    Aired 11/14/1987

    Dressed as girls from the Folies Bergère, the entire gang (the staff and the Germans) escape from the prisoner of war camp, and completely against plans bring the two British airmen with them. Outside again, the Colonel finds that the Captain is missing, only his glasses are found. Herr Flick and von Smallhousen intercept a message from London and try to send their own message, but René catches on and tosses the radio out the window, which leaves the Resistance without a means to contact London, until Michelle thinks of the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's little tank.

    Director: David Croft, Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • Dinner with the General
    7.8/10(206)
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    #24 - Dinner with the General

    Season 5 Episode 3

    Aired 9/17/1988

    Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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  • No Hiding Place
    7.8/10(203)
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    #25 - No Hiding Place

    Season 5 Episode 7

    Aired 10/15/1988

    René disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque.

    Director: Susan Belbin

    Writer: Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Quiet Honeymoon" is the worst rated episode of "'Allo 'Allo!". It scored 7.4/10 based on 194 votes. Directed by Mike Stephens and written by Jeremy Lloyd, Paul Adam, it aired on 1/5/1991. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Leg It to Spain!".