In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
The best episode of "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom" season 2 is "Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail", rated 8.6/10 from 8 user votes. It was directed by Michael Schaubach and written by Alex Blechman. "Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail" aired on 9/9/2019 and is rated NaN point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad".
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Director: Michael Schaubach
Writer: Alex Blechman
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Director: N/A
Writer: Noah Prestwich
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
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Writer: Lily Du
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
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Writer: Kellen Schneider
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tao Yang
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Director: N/A
Writer: Lauren Moser
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Director: N/A
Writer: Hallie Haas
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Director: N/A
Writer: Patrick Noth
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jessica Ross
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Director: N/A
Writer: Nick Kocher
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Director: N/A
Writer: Rekha Shankar
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Director: N/A
Writer: Katie Marovitch
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
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Writer: Raphael Chestang
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Director: N/A
Writer: Paul Robalino
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Director: N/A
Writer: Zac Oyama
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
Director: N/A
Writer: Eli Yudin