In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
The best episode of "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom" is "Dropout America 3", rated 9/10 from 1 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by Grant O'Brien. "Dropout America 3" aired on 4/2/2024 and is rated 0.4 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail".
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Director: Michael Schaubach
Writer: Alex Blechman
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jane Wickline
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Director: N/A
Writer: Phil Jamesson
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Director: N/A
Writer: Nick Kocher
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
Director: Michael Schaubach
Writer: Mike Trapp
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
Director: N/A
Writer: Rekha Shankar
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Director: N/A
Writer: Ally Beardsley
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Director: N/A
Writer: Noah Prestwich
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Director: N/A
Writer: Grant O'Brien
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Director: N/A
Writer: Kellen Schneider
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Director: N/A
Writer: Mike Trapp